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  • I saw your mole!

  • You'll give me a complex, man

  • You gotta eat the breakfast

  • We eat breakfast!

  • THEN lunch!

  • I have flaps

  • I just forgot to breathe.

  • Holla

  • We gon' ball

  • Why are you, you know, always angry?

  • Once there was this prince

  • He came from, like, Syria, okay?

  • And he lived with some peaceful monkeys

  • outside his aunt's boyfriend's cabin

  • and had an old sheepdog named Paco Sinbad.

  • I could just throw a rock!

  • And I'd aim it at your neck so you'd get two stitches.

  • Better get down, gonna dance good friend

  • Jigga Jick, Jabba Jabba

  • All I know is, I know this is the bad guy

  • And I know this is a good one

  • Ducky, ducky, turkey, turkey, duck, duck, duck

  • Move

  • That guy bumped me.

  • So wait, you're saying if you DON'T like her

  • Then you'll buy a girl a second-hand handbag?

  • I think my face is happier fuzzy

  • I wonder, how much do I offend you?

  • Well, friends of mine know that I don't like you.

  • Oh, that's nice.

  • Dude, pick up that penny!

  • I wasn't loved as a baby.

  • You know, I like Horace

  • the little mystery pig

  • He's got round poops.

  • FUN TOWN!

  • Come on, hug Daddy

  • I love my gopher

  • Ey, ey, simmer down y'all!

  • I thought about what you said, man

  • I got my Legos, and I'll bring them

  • And then we can play, all day

  • Man, who took my skin cologne?!

  • Hmm, I like strong pickles

  • But NOT the funk-house kind

  • All right?

  • I'll toss 'em out

  • That girl!

  • She's so-

  • So PRETTY!

  • You guys don't have a problem with this?!

  • I like this hat

  • Yeah, I once got a rake

  • And I killed a snowman

  • Villain!

  • You made a recipe

  • And then you invented dirt lumps.

  • [singing] Ah agh ah ahhhhh

  • Oh, where's my furry friend?

  • Oh ay oh ay

  • I'm the best driver!

  • I back up all the time!

  • And it takes great effort to not swerve and

  • OH NO!

  • Hey spirits

  • Y'all are creepy.

  • You know that man that had the cocaine?

  • Turns out he's a coke dealer.

  • What?

  • What?

  • What? What?

  • [singing] Give me a tiny boat and I'll sing all day

  • Jelly Face!

  • Hey wait, uhhhh

  • NOT READY

  • I'm gonna die

  • Wuh-wuh wulla heyleh

  • Brains can get messy.

  • Dlll. Dllll

  • LA BUFFALONEY

  • Wait! I need to tell you something.

  • BILLY!

  • Red rum

  • Red rum Red rum

  • Hey look, I'm hot

  • Huh

  • Oh, there's Fred

  • Oh, and Phil

  • What'd I do?

  • Awwwww

  • Awwwww yeahhhhh

  • Who am I seeing?

  • Who am I seeing? Who am I seeing?

  • Vivian?

  • Oh! She just saw me!

  • GO, go, go

  • [singing] Disco, disco

  • And the beat don't die in bingo town

  • You LOVE Funyuns!

  • (Yeah I do)

  • I know you was eating them before every game

  • (mm hmmm)

  • Didn't you

  • (Yeah)

  • They're GROSS

  • Ddllll, DING-a-DONG

  • Did I mention that I never planned to serve you rodent meat?

  • Yeah, well I really wish you just never DID do it.

  • Ah HAHAHA - ooohh

  • BROKEN

  • Lady...

  • Hey, lady!

  • [sniff, sniff]

  • Hot soup?!

  • [smack, smack]

  • Where they got it?

  • I'm not okay!

  • I'm gonna crack!

  • YAhhhh!

  • There's that guy that has the brown horse head weird mask

  • You don't like it?

  • Nah, man, it's too much

  • I can't take it, it's scary

  • MEOW

  • More sticks I will eat.

  • Ehhhhhh

  • I'm not a plant.

  • Ah, you're MARVELOUS

  • Hot dog, I love you.

  • Man, get my Funyuns ready!

  • No more Funyuns!

  • Come on! Bring me that treat!

  • NO! NO!

  • Because they just make a HUM in my TUM!

  • You can't have any!

  • Man, you should see

  • We caught a mouse

  • And then we kept it

  • I coulda cooked him, but "no, we can't crush it!"

  • So, we got him a mouse cage.

I saw your mole!

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"NFL 2015" — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL

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    Wendy   posted on 2015/05/09
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