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- Hi, friends, I'm here with the one and the only
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- Jenna Marbles. (laughing) - [Tyler] Woo!
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- [Tyler] What are we doing, Jenna?
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- I'm gonna ask you some Brain Quests
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some fourth grade (both laughing)
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some fourth grade questions.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- And you're gonna have three seconds to answer them.
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- Fuck, okay, well these are hard questions,
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we were going through them a little bit.
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- Yeah, some of them are easy.
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- For a fourth grader, you gotta be smart,
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and as a 25 year old I'm dumb as shit, so...
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- Yep.
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- If I don't get the question right in three seconds,
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what are you going to do?
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- I'm gonna rip your hair out your leg.
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(laughing)
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No pain, no gain, honey.
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- What is the gain from this?
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(laughing)
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- [Both] Just like smooth legs.
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- Okay, find an antonym of generous,
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here are your choices:
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- Oh, great!
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- I have choices for you. - [Tyler] Oh, okay, yeah.
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- Kind, tasty, difficult, miserly.
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One, two - [Tyler] For generous?
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- [Jenna] Three (Tyler stammering)
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- [Jenna] It's miserly.
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- (laughing) Oh, shit!
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Wait, miserly?
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Ow, oh my God, ow!
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(laughing)
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- Holy shit! - [Jenna] It's beautiful!
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- [Jenna] Look! - [Tyler] Look at that.
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- [Tyler] Oh my God, it tingles.
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- This is terrible, I feel awful!
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- But that look smooth as shit.
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- You look like a baby!
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I looked at the laser hair removal,
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because it's like if you wax, it's expensive to do anything,
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you know what I mean?
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So I looked into it, it was a lot cheaper than I thought
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to get like six sessions, or whatever.
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And they get all in, just like a stranger,
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they make you like spread eagle like that,
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and they just get in there and like
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(scratching) to your asshole.
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- Wait, your talking about laser.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Lasering your asshole.
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- Yeah, and all of it.
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- You live your dream, girl.
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- To put money in the bank,
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do you make a deposit or a withdrawal?
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- A deposit. (laughing)
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- What do you look for if you need water in shade trees?
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- An oasis?
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- Yeah. - [Tyler] Oh my God.
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- What continent is located entirely
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in the eastern and southern hemispheres?
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- Australia?
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- Yeah, holy shit, you're crushing it right now!
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- Thank you, thank you.
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- Alright, subtract 3,996 from 6,325.
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- Are you, holy! (laughing)
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- One, - [Tyler] No, wait!
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- Two,
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- I forgot the numbers, this is...
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- Get waxed!
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- What, no (laughing) no!
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- Ah, one, two, three, ah!
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- Oh my God, oh my God, ouch! (laughing)
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Oh my God, oh my God!
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- I'm sorry, Tyler!
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- The worst was when I thought you were gonna rip it
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and you didn't.
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- I know.
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- (breathing heavy) (laughing)
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- What three digit numbers can you make
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from the numbers one, two, and three?
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- Three, - [Tyler] 321.
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- Two, one. - [Tyler] Wait!
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- [Tyler] How many do you need? (laughing)
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- There's six answers.
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- No, I gave you one, that counts!
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(laughing)
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That's good. - [Jenna] Okay, okay.
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- [Jenna] In what state can you visit
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the Kennedy Space Center?
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- Oh, fuck this shit!
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Some type of, Nevada?
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(buzzing)
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(laughing) Oh, fuck, oh my God!
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(laughing)
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Oh!
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- I didn't mean to rip them both,
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but they were stuck together. (laughing)
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Oh my God, are you okay?
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- Oh my God!
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- Does our number system come from the Arabs,
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the Greeks, or the Chinese?
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- Uh, the Chinese?
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- (buzzing) The Arabs!
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- (laughing) Oh fuck, thank you, Arabs.
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(Jenna humming)
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- What?
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- Get waxed (laughing)
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Oh, it's gonna be so good, make it real warm,
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oh, make it nasty! - [Tyler] I hate you!
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- [Jenna] Make it nasty! - [Tyler] I hate you!
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- [Jenna] Drop, drop it to the floor, make it nasty!
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Take the antonym of play and add it to home,
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what compound word do you get?
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- Layhome? (laughing)
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I don't know, what is it?
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- Homework?
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- Oh, work and play, I thought--
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- That's right!
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- No! (laughing)
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- What info is not gathered in U.S. Census?
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A person's name, age, race, or weight?
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It's weight. - [Tyler] Name?
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- [Tyler] Wait, no! (laughing)
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Oh my God, I thought it was name, though.
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Oh, fuck that! - [Jenna] That's nice.
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- [Jemna] Okay, let me get in here.
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- Oh, it tingles.
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- Dude, like really, the home little waxing kit,
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this shit's doing a bang up job.
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- Thank you.
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- Turn the word part into a word
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for something you set to catch a rat.
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Three, - [Tyler] A trap!
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- [Jenna] Yeah. - [Tyler] Okay, oh my God.
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- [Jenna] It's a trap! - [Tyler] Got it.
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- [Jenna] If Mario eats three meals a day,
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how many meals does he eat in three weeks?
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- Oh, fuck this shit!
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Three times seven is 21, - [Jenna] Three, two,
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- [Jenna] one! - [Tyler] Oh, God, 63!
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- [Jenna] You're right, but you're out of time!
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- No, oh my God, ow! (laughing)
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- Ready?
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- Oh! (laughing)
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- I'm sorry!
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- That was by far the most painful one yet.
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- Okay, which comes first in a butterfly's life cycle?
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- Fuck this.
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- The larva or the pupa?
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- Oh, fuck this, the pupa.
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- It's the larva.
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- No, no, those are calls.
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- Get wax, alright, I'm gonna do this as hard as I can.
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One, two...
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(Tyler laughing)
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- Oh, my goodness!
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- We didn't get this one yet, two, three,
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four, five, six, seven!
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(Tyler whining)
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Oh my God.
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- Considering all the pain that you just put me through,
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I think I deserve to wax one strip on you.
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- Yeah.
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- Where do you want it?
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- Anywhere.
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- Right here? - [Jenna] Where ever you want.
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- Wait, can I really?
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- Yeah, it's just gonna be a butt load of fake tan.
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- Wait (laughing) okay, let's do this, oh my.
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- Yeah, that's the way to do it.
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- Is it gonna stick?
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Oh, wait! (laughing)
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- I'm like, yeah, that's the way to do it.
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It's like my entire forearm.
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Fuck! - [Tyler] Yeah, it is.
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Does electricity move through a conductor or an insulator?
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- An insulator.
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Well I mean it comes from a conductor--
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- (laughing) Okay, I'll give you that because you're--
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- No, tear it off. - [Tyler] Are you sure?
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- Just get waxed, just get waxed, what!
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Oh my God! - [Tyler] Are you ready, okay?
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- Three, two, one.
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- Oh my God! - Oh, God!
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(laughing)
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- [Tyler] That is the best thing I've ever seen!
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- Oh, dude, oh!
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- 100% fucked over tanner.
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- Fake tanner, you guys.
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- Oh my God! (laughing)
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This was fun, while she does my last little knee pit,
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I guess I can say goodbye, thank you for watching everyone,
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and be sure to thumbs up and subscribe to me and Jenna,
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and I'm like on the edge of my fucking seat right now!
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(laughing)
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Um, goodbye everyone, I love you.
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Fu..oh my goodness, grascioniess!
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(bouncy music)
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What is the condition of your asshole, right now,
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this very day, the people need to know.
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- Exciting?
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- (laughing) God bless.