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  • - WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT YOU WOULD BE HERE

  • ON A DAY WE'RE PLAYING A GAME CALLED "PITCH PLEASE."

  • I MEAN-- [laughter]

  • - IT'S CRAZY. - YEAH, IT IS.

  • IT'S--WHAT A COINCIDENCE, RIGHT?

  • - YEAH. - YEAH.

  • YOU'RE GOOD AT IMPROV, RIGHT?

  • - UM, I, LIKE-- SOMETIMES IN MOVIES,

  • I JUST DON'T LEARN THE LINES.

  • - RIGHT.

  • - AND SO YOU'RE FORCED TO MAKE THINGS UP.

  • - RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE PERFECT

  • FOR THIS GAME WE'RE PLAYING, 'CAUSE WHAT IT IS--

  • IT'S LIKE--IT'S AN IMPROV GAME, AND YOU KNOW HOW

  • YOU SELL A PRODUCT ON QVC, BUT-- THIS IS SORT OF LIKE THAT.

  • YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REALLY SELL THE PRODUCT,

  • BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

  • - OKAY. - SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU CLUES.

  • I'LL ASK YOU QUESTIONS.

  • YOU'LL STAND RIGHT HERE BEHIND IT.

  • - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT?

  • - SO I CAN'T SEE WHAT IT IS.

  • - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,

  • BUT YOU HAVE TO SELL IT, ALL RIGHT?

  • HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE SELLING RIGHT THERE.

  • OKAY?

  • [laughter]

  • FIRST OF ALL, WHY--

  • TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THESE AND WHY THEY NEED IT.

  • - WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I USE THIS PRODUCT EVERY DAY.

  • - EVERY DAY?

  • - YES.

  • AND, ELLEN--

  • - ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT?

  • - BASICALLY, YEAH. - YEAH.

  • - AND, ELLEN, AS YOU KNOW, THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING UP,

  • AND YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE, "WHAT DO I GET MY UNCLE?"

  • - YEAH. [laughter]

  • THAT'S A-- THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.

  • HAVE YOU USED THEM BEFORE? DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY WORK?

  • - YEAH, AND--

  • LOOK, MAYBE IT MIGHT BE BEST IF I DO THE JINGLE.

  • - OH, OKAY.

  • - OKAY, IT GOES LIKE THIS:

  • [singing] WHAT DO YOU NEED RIGHT NOW?

  • THIS

  • YOU REALLY WANT TO BUY IT

  • THIS

  • [laughter]

  • CAN I BUY 100?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • NO

  • - YEAH.

  • SO YOU WOULD--

  • SO THE JINGLE SAYS, "CAN I BUY 100?"

  • SO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE

  • MAYBE 100 OF THESE.

  • - OR YOU CAN JUST HAVE ONE.

  • [laughter]

  • - WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH, WHAT DO YOU--

  • WHAT DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH?

  • - UM...

  • SATISFACTION.

  • [laughter and applause]

  • - YOU KNOW, A LOT OF CELEBRITIES OWN THESE.

  • WHAT CELEBRITIES WOULD YOU SAY OWN THESE?

  • - CHANNING TATUM, I KNOW FOR A FACT...

  • [laughter]

  • OWNS THIS.

  • - HE FOR SURE DOES?

  • - YEAH. - UH-HUH.

  • - YEAH. - YEAH.

  • - AND HIS UNCLE DOES. - UH-HUH.

  • [chuckles]

  • - AND THE GREAT THING IS,

  • IT'S EASILY STORED UNDER YOUR PILLOW.

  • [laughter]

  • - ALL RIGHT.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • DO YOU-- WHEN YOU'RE KISSING--

  • WOULD YOU SAY BEST TO HAVE IT WHEN YOU'RE KISSING

  • OR NOT HAVE IT WHEN YOU'RE KISSING?

  • - I WOULDN'T. - NO.

  • [laughter]

  • NO. ALL RIGHT.

  • - [chuckles]

  • - WHAT WOULD YOU THINK COULD GET STUCK IN THEM?

  • - TAMPONS?

  • [laughter]

  • I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.

  • SHOULD I-- OH.

  • [laughing]

  • [bell dinging]

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - YOU DON'T WANT TAMPONS THERE.

  • NO.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • - OH. - OH, YEAH.

  • - MY UNCLE REALLY COULD USE THESE.

  • - YEAH. YEAH, SEE?

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