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  • (rap music)"Brace mattic. What? What?"

  • "BB2, uh wad up genro? Jenny. Jenny."

  • "Uh....We all gonna let you know how these verbals..."

  • Director: Uh...And you never smoked marijuana before?

  • Paula: No, I've never smoked marijuana.

  • Director: Is there a reason why you haven't?

  • Paula: I was too busy raising children.

  • Dorothea: I was a suburban housewife and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy.

  • Dierdre: No I've never smoked marijuana before.

  • Director: It's happening. Let's bring it out and let them handle it.

  • Dierdre: Oh, I have nerves.

  • All of a sudden I have butterflies.

  • We don't know what to do with that....

  • Producer: Are you comfortable or do you want me to light it?

  • Paula: Okay.

  • Producer: And then...You would just inhale from the top...

  • Paula: Oh Jesus.

  • Producer: And it's going to drag smoke into here.

  • Paula: Here we go!

  • Paula: stand by one.

  • And you can gently, just stop lighting it. You can let go of the lighter.

  • Dierdre: Now take a breath.

  • Dierdre: Oh. Maybe not?

  • Paula: You need more.

  • Dorothea: I need more?

  • Paula: Oh you need more.

  • Paula: Put your whole face over that.

  • Paula: Yes there.

  • Paula: Do it like you mean it.

  • Paula: She meant it.

  • Dorothea: Now it's your turn.

  • Paula: It's my turn?

  • Dierdre: okay burning

  • Director: Cool well done.

  • Dorothea: I think it was easier than I thought.

  • Dorothea: and I think it's just...

  • Dierdre: ...except now it's burning...

  • Dorothea: Better to do the bong and not the cigarette, the joint.

  • whatever it's called

  • Dorothea: Yeah, I can feel some tingling in my brain. can you?

  • Paula: I feel like I'm smiling.

  • Dierdre: You've played this before.

  • Dorothea: I've played this before.

  • Paula: Oh. I didn't know you could use...all your hands.

  • Dorothea: No you can't.

  • Dierdre: Oh you can't?

  • Producer: Inhale through the straw.

  • Paula: Well, I won't tell you want was going through my mind.

  • Director: What was going through your mind?

  • Paula: I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen anything on the end of it like this.

  • Paula: So it's nothing?

  • Producer: Yeah, it feels like nothing.

  • Paula: Oh...This could be dangerously fun.

  • Paula: No, just do it.

  • Dorothea: I was watching the light there.

  • Paula: Oh forget the light.

  • Dierdre: If it's green you can go.

  • Paula: Go!

  • Dorothea: All right...

  • Paula: That straw...You wanna swallow.

  • Paula: Jesus! Sweet mother!

  • Dorothea: She got actual smoke!

  • Dierdre: Okay, in the new Disney channel movie, Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time?

  • Dierdre:Christopher Walken ? Or a bleached asshole?

  • I prefer this.

  • Paula: Which one?

  • Dierdre: The bleached asshole.

  • Paula: Oh, thank you.

  • Paula: I could go iron now

  • Paula: for days...

  • Paula: I love to iron.

  • Dierdre: You do?

  • Paula: Oh yeah!

  • Dorothea: You're kinda weird.

  • Paula: Coming to Broadway this season...blank the musical

  • Paula: Okay, so it's the south or...

  • queefing?

  • Paula: What's queefing?

  • Dierdre: Querfing?

  • Paula: Well, there's no "R."

  • Dorothea: Queffing?

  • Paula: Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is?

  • Dierdre: Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G

  • Dierdre: Yeah, anybody know what that is?

  • Dorothea: It's a very modern word.

  • Dierdre: Is it...Is there other terminology we probably know?

  • Director: We're all friends now so I'm just going to tell you.

  • Dierdre: Fooling around a lot!?

  • Paula: Oh, well then let's do that one.

  • Dorothea: All right!

  • Paula: Coming to broadway this season...

  • Paula: Pussy farts the musical.

  • Paula: When I'm...do it. I really feel like the muscles in my neck

  • seem not as tight

  • and I see a lot of benefits for it...

  • Dorothea: I totally lost track of what you were talking about.

  • Paula: I know! And then sometimes when we're up here...

  • we just get like so...What?

  • Dorothea: I'm feeling like I really don't care

  • ...if I understand even I

  • I and so

  • The little bit of tea I think kicked it up a notch.

  • Dierdre and Paula in unison: You sure that was the tea?

  • Dorothea: okay so go ahead and tell I

  • Dorothea: Tell a story...and we'll...

  • Dierdre: I don't...I don't think I. I think I really inhaled a lot

  • Paula: Oh you did.

  • Dierdre: But I do not feel as high as they feel look to me.

  • Dierdre: I don't feel to me as high as they look to me.

  • Paula: Oh brother. Oh God write that one down.

  • Dorothea: It's just like being drunk isn't it?

  • Paual: Yeah, I'd do it again.

  • If I can get this bag of chips open.

(rap music)"Brace mattic. What? What?"

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