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- CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU.
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- NOW, SO YOU HID IT FOR A WHILE.
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I MEAN, YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT FOR A LONG TIME.
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- I DID.
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WE ACTUALLY WERE ABLE TO HIDE IT FOR--
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FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
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I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING.
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- SO WE DON'T KNOW--
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YOU'RE NOT SAYING WHEN IT'S DUE
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OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
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- SOMETIME THIS YEAR, I PROMISE YOU.
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- OKAY. - IT WILL BE THIS YEAR.
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- OKAY, AND ITS--
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YOU'RE NOT SAYING IF IT'S A BOY OR GIRL.
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- NO.
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- DO YOU HAVE A NAME PICKED OUT?
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- YES. - OKAY.
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I'M GONNA GUESS WHAT IT IS--
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BY THE END OF THE SEGMENT,
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I'M GONNA GUESS WHAT IT IS.
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- OKAY.
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- BOTH I'M GONNA GUESS THE GENDER AND THE NAME.
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- OKAY. - OKAY.
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- GREAT. - ARE YOU HAVING CRAVINGS?
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- YES. I MEAN, I'M VERY STEREOTYPICAL.
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I EAT SAUERKRAUT ALL DAY LONG.
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HERE'S THE TRUTH--
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- BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM UKRAINE, RIGHT?
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- [laughing] I GUESS SO.
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THIS IS THE WORST CRAVING TO HAVE
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BECAUSE SAUERKRAUT SMELLS,
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AND SO EVERY TIME YOU OPEN UP THE JAR,
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IT JUST REEKS IN THE WHOLE KITCHEN.
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IT'S NOT LIKE ICE CREAM
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WHERE EVERYTHING SMELLS LOVELY AND FLORAL.
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- WELL, BROCCOLI WOULD BE BAD TOO.
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BUT SO DO YOU CRAVE PICKLES OR JUST SAUERKRAUT?
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- BOTH.
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- DO YOU WANT SOME?
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- YES.
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- MATT, MY PICKLE AND SAUERKRAUT MAN
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WILL COME BACK,
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'CAUSE HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE AUDIENCE ANYWAY, SO...
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[cheers and applause]
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- THESE ARE GREAT.
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- YEAH, TAKE THAT.
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- OH. [laughs]
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- JUST A BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT.
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- LOOK AT THIS.
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IS THIS BUBBIES SAUERKRAUT?
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- HERE. I'LL GET THAT NAPKIN FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU, MATT.
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- IT'S BUBBIES SAUERKRAUT.
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I'VE GONE THROUGH ALL OF THEM.
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- OH, YOU KNOW--
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YOU KNOW YOUR SAUERKRAUT.
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AND YOU JUST EAT IT RAW LIKE THAT?
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- YEAH.
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- WOW.
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- IS THAT WEIRD?
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- NO, I-- - HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS?
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- I DON'T, REALLY.
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- IT SMELLS SO BAD.
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- YEAH, NOW THAT--
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- THESE ARE GREAT PICKLES.
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- YEAH.
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SO THAT'S MAINLY WHAT YOU'RE CRAVING,
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IS THOSE THINGS?
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- YEAH, SO VINEGAR-BASED FOOD I GUESS IS WHAT I'M CRAVING.
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- MM-HMM. - YEAH.
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- AND SO THAT TO ME IS LEANING BOY.
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- INTERESTING. - YEAH.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GUESS RIGHT NOW.
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I'M GONNA PICK YOUR BRAIN SOME MORE.
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- OKAY.
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- AND IS ASHTON HELPING WITH--
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LIKE, IF YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
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WILL HE BRING YOU SAUERKRAUT OR--
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- OKAY, WELL, I'LL TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY.
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YES, BUT HE KIND OF PREEMPTED THIS,
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HE ASSUMED THAT I WAS GONNA HAVE GOOFY CRAVINGS,
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SO HE STOCKED OUR SECONDARY FRIDGE WITH WEIRD FOOD.
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JUST--LIKE, PICKLES AND SAUERKRAUTS
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AND, LIKE, ANCHOVIES AND ICE CREAMS,
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JUST IN CASE AT ONE POINT DURING THIS PREGNANCY,
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I'D BE LIKE, I REALLY WANT SOMETHING.
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AND IT HAPPENED.
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LAST WEEK, I WAS LIKE,
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OH, MY GOD, I NEED A PICKLE.
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LIKE, IT WAS JUST THE WEIRDEST THING,
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LIKE, I NEEDED THIS PICKLE.
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AND HE WAS LIKE, "HOLD ON A SECOND,"
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AND, LIKE, DISAPPEARED IN THE BACKYARD
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AND CAME BACK WITH, LIKE, THE MOST AMAZING DILL PICKLE
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OF ALL TIME.
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- IN THE BACK-- IN THE BACKYARD?
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- YEAH, WE HAVE, LIKE, A SECONDARY FRIDGE.
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YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE BARBECUE FRIDGE.
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[laughing] NO?
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- YOU HAVE, LIKE, A SOFA ON THE PORCH TOO?
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WHAT DO YOU--
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- [laughing] WITH, LIKE, A ROCKING CHAIR.
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- LIKE, A BACK OF A CAR SEAT ON THE FRONT LAWN OR SOMETHING.
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- IS THAT WEIRD?
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- NO, NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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THAT'S VERY SWEET OF HIM.
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I HEARD HE'S ALSO LEARNING RUSSIAN
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BECAUSE YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN.
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SO HE'S LEARNING RUSSIAN SO HE CAN SPEAK
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TO THE BABY IN RUSSIAN?
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- YEAH, HE'S BEEN TAKING CLASSES
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FOR PROBABLY, LIKE, SIX MONTHS NOW.
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YEAH, HE DOES IT TWICE A WEEK.
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A WOMAN COMES TO THE HOUSE AND GIVES HIM LESSONS.
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- THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
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- YEAH, IT'S REALLY, REALLY GREAT.
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- THAT'S EXTRA SWEET.
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- NOW, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING LABOR?
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ARE YOU GOING ALL NATURAL?
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ARE YOU GONNA DO--
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- I AM. - REALLY?
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- YEAH.
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- ARE YOU GONNA DO IT AT HOME?
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- WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
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WE WATCHED A COUPLE DOCUMENTARIES,
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AND WE LOOKED INTO, LIKE, THE MIDWIFE ASPECT OF IT
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AND THINGS,
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AND SPOKE TO MY OB/GYN,
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AND REALIZED THAT THE HOSPITAL
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THAT I'M GONNA BE LABORING IN DOES A MIDWIFE,
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YOU KNOW, DOULA TYPE OF THING.
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AND SO I'M GONNA DO IT AS ALL-NATURAL AS I POSSIBLY CAN,
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UNLESS THAT THERE'S AN EMERGENCY
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OR SOMETHING THAT SHOULD GO WRONG.
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- BUT WILL YOU DO AN EPIDURAL EVEN?
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- NO. - REALLY?
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- I KNOW. I'M CRAZY.
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I MEAN, I DID THIS TO MYSELF.
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I MIGHT AS WELL JUST DO IT RIGHT.
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I MEAN...
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- WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU DIDN'T...
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[cheers and applause]
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- I WANTED THIS.
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IT'S NOT LIKE-- NO ONE MADE ME DO THIS.
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- I KNOW, BUT YOU DIDN'T DO IT TO YOURSELF.
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I KNOW THAT MUCH.
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- [laughs]
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- I MAY NOT KNOW A LOT, BUT I KNOW THAT MUCH.
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- I DID HAVE A LITTLE HELP.
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JUST A LITTLE BIT.
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I MEAN...
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- WELL, YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT EITHER, BUT...
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[laughter]
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- OH, MY GOD.
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- BUT I'M SO-- [laughter]
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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND ASHTON.
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INDIVIDUALLY, I REALLY-- I DO, I LOVE BOTH OF YOU.
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AND I LIKE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIDING THINGS.
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YOU'RE WEARING YOUR RING NOW.
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- YEAH, BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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THANK YOU, GUYS. THANK YOU.
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[cheers and applause]
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WE WERE ABLE TO KEEP THIS PRIVATE FOR TWO MONTHS.
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TWO MONTHS WITHOUT ANYBODY KNOWING.
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I THINK-- AND I'LL TELL YOU--
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I THINK EVERYBODY ASSUMED WE'VE BEEN ENGAGED SO LONG
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THAT I WAS WEARING THE RING IN PUBLIC FOR TWO MONTHS,
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AND NO PHOTOGRAPH WAS EVER--
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LIKE, NOBODY COMMENTED ON IT IN A SINGLE PHOTOGRAPH.
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LIKE, IT WAS JUST NOT--
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THEY DECIDED NOT TO JUST ACKNOWLEDGE IT
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FOR TWO MONTHS; IT WAS AMAZING.
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- THAT IS AMAZING,
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BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY BOTH OF YOU ARE TARGETS
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FOR PAPARAZZI A LOT.