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  • Do you suffer from a lack of attention?

  • Do you need reassurance

  • of just how good-looking you really are?

  • Do you have insecurities,

  • but you don't want anyone to know?

  • Then we recommend...

  • ...to take a selfie.

  • Take a selfie!

  • Take a selfie.

  • And post it online.

  • Selfies are a way of exuding confidence.

  • A way of showing how much you love yourself.

  • Taking a proper selfie can automatically

  • boost a person's self esteem.

  • Up to 98%!

  • Here's how...

  • First make sure you're wearing

  • a really cute outfit.

  • And that your hair's on point.

  • Showing cleavage has been proven

  • to dramatically increase the amount of

  • attention your photo gets.

  • Then...

  • raise your camera device to a

  • flattering angle.

  • Make sure you can see your

  • arm in the shot, that's important.

  • The face is super important.

  • A popular choice is the duck face.

  • Very flattering.

  • There's also...

  • The sparrow face...

  • The frog face...

  • Fish lips...

  • Horse face...

  • The list is endless.

  • I love taking selfies.

  • I take them every single day.

  • Ever since I started taking selfies,

  • my life has completely turned around.

  • A selfie can make you feel good

  • no matter what.

  • I take 'em all the time.

  • Usually in the bathroom, ya know, shirtless.

  • Let 'em know I'm making that progress.

  • It just makes me feel

  • so much better about myself.

  • (V.O.) Another popular choice is

  • the mirror selfie.

  • Don't forget to show the camera device.

  • Selfies with pets are sure to get you

  • loads of attention.

  • Same goes for babies.

  • Remember...

  • You're the photographer,

  • and the subject,

  • so you can keep taking selfies

  • until you capture that one angle

  • that most agrees with you.

  • I've been getting really good feedback.

  • 'Specially from the ladies.

  • Gotta have a great background

  • to let people know your life is interesting.

  • Good lighting is crucial when it comes to

  • getting a lot of likes and comments.

  • Gotta have great lighting.

  • Especially if you're attractively challenged.

  • I just got two new likes.

  • How could I not post that?

  • In fact, this lighting's really good.

  • Can I just....?

  • It's like a service.

  • I think self love

  • is something that we should be promoting.

  • So don't wait.

  • Try taking a selfie and

  • posting it online.

  • You've got nothing to lose...

  • ...only many things to gain.

  • Get the attention you've always dreamed of.

  • Taking a selfie may not be right for everyone.

  • Side effects may include

  • extreme narcissism,

  • delusion,

  • utter humiliation,

  • loss of friends,

  • complete loss of confidence,

  • chronic depression,

  • and may factor into

  • making a complete jackass of yourself

  • and even getting stalked by strange people.

Do you suffer from a lack of attention?

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    amanda posted on 2014/12/12
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