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-[flutters lips]
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[sighs] It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.
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Hmm... Oh...
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-[muffled noises]
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-Hey, what's that?
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-Whoa! Hello, that was fun.
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[laughs] -Hey, you're an orange!
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-Hey, you're an orange!
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-I'm an orange! -I'm an orange!
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-That's what I said. -That's what I said.
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-Hey, hey Orange, you wanna hear a joke?
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-Okay.
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-Why'd the chicken cross the--
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-Hey, hey Orange! -What?
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-Why'd the orange go blind?
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-Huh?
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-'Cause he was low on Vitamin C. [guffaws]
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-Hey, I was telling jokes.
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-Get it? Vitamin C? [guffawing]
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-Hey, hey Orange!
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What'd the orange say before he went to work?
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-"Back to the rind." [guffaws]
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-Hey, that's my joke!
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[guffawing continues]
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Hey, hey Orange,
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how many oranges does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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[grunts, farts]
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[laughs] -What was that?
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I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just--
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-[wet fart] Oh.
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There was a little pulp in that one.
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[laughs]
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-What is wrong with you?
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-I think I'm a little ripe. [guffaws]
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-Oh yeah? Well, I bet you can't do this.
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[burps, laughs]
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-Oh, anybody can do that. Watch.
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[belches loudly]
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Told you I'm ripe.
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-You're annoying.
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-No, I'm not. I'm an orange.
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-Well you're-- -Hey, hey Orange,
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why'd the orange fall out of a tree?
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-'Cause you're stupid?
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-'Cause he went out on a limb. [laughs]
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-[growls]
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-[continues laughing]
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I'm so funny. I tell the best jokes in the world.
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-Hey, Orange! -What? What is it, Orange?
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-Knife.
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-Huh?
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[screaming]
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-[laughing]
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-[agonized screams]
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-Hey Orange, way to go.
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You've got lots of guts. [laughs]
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Get it? Guts?
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[laughs]
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Oh, that's a lot better. Peace and quiet.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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-Oh! -Whoa! Ow!
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-Hey, watch out. -No.
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-Hey, another orange! -Hey, it's another orange!
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-Hey, Orange! -Hey, Orange!
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-Nooooooooooooooo!
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian