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  • -Happy Monday, my fellow Minescraftmen.

  • Hope you had a heck of a weekend,

  • got plenty of rest, ate all your vegetables,

  • and kissed your mom a good-bye,

  • 'cause we've got some heavy-liftin' to do.

  • It's time for Let's Play!

  • -Play more Minecraft.

  • -Uh, yeah. Thanks, Scott Pettersson, aka Captain Obvious.

  • [laughs] Now, where was I? I think--

  • -Let's Play Minecraft #3! Let's Play Minecraft #3!

  • Let's Play Minecraft #3! Let's Play Minecraft #3!

  • -I GET IT! You want me to play more--

  • -More Minecraft!!!

  • -All right, you little griefers!

  • You want more Minecraft, you got it;

  • but I'm gonna need some requests of stuff to build pronto!

  • It'll sort of be like Ask Orange, but with an axe,

  • so I guess it's "Axe Orange." [laughs]

  • But seriously, I have an axe.

  • [rock music plays]

  • -Make a butt.

  • -Make a butt? I've been waiting my whole life for this moment!

  • Whoo-hoo! [laughs]

  • All right, as you can see,

  • we've built our butt out of TNT.

  • But...I don't think we built it big enough.

  • Got to put some more steps on the back porch,

  • if you know what I'm saying.

  • Ha! You know what I'm saying?

  • Seriously, does anyone know what I'm saying?

  • Doesn't matter, because building butts is what I do best. Ha!

  • The trick is you just gotta "block" out some time. [laughs]

  • I know, I know, I should just shut up and work.

  • All these jokes are just holding up the rear.

  • [laughs]: Oh man.

  • I can be such a "glute." [laughs]

  • And there you have it-- one big butt.

  • Too bad it totally blows! [laughs]

  • And another butt down, another butt down

  • Another butt bites the dustWhoo!

  • Hey, gonna get you too

  • Another butt bites the dustHa!

  • -Build a giant pear.

  • -Build a giant pear? Boring.

  • -(Pear) Hey! I heard that! -Okay, okay.

  • I'll build a giant "pear"...

  • of butts! [laughs]

  • 'Cause one good butt deserves another.

  • Yup-yup, everything's lookin' pretty good back here.

  • Chisel this block, drop off some fire,

  • and RUN!!! [laughs]

  • Double exploding butt all the way!

  • Oh, my goodness!

  • No, but seriously, you gotta be careful.

  • Exploding butt is highly contagious.

  • It's like throwing gas on a fire.

  • [laughs] I can't stop. Exploding butts!

  • -Grief a server!

  • -Grief a server? No way, Vampiregirl!

  • If I do that, she won't bring me any more cheese fries.

  • Speaking of which...

  • [bell dings] -Order up.

  • -[chuckles] Thanks, Edna.

  • You know how much I love these cheese fries.

  • [munches loudly]

  • Exploding butts!

  • -Build a house.

  • -Build a house? [burps]

  • Sorry, that was the cheese fries talking.

  • What I meant to say is, "Bor-ing."

  • That's even more boring than building a giant pear.

  • -(Pear) I can still hear you, you know?

  • -And the point is, I don't play video games to get bored.

  • I can get bored all by myself. Seriously, happens all the time.

  • Thank goodness I have a super-short attention span.

  • What were we talking about? Oh yeah, cheese fries.

  • Oh, thank goodness I have cheese fries. Edna!

  • -Build a house out of TNT!

  • -Ehh, what's this now? Build a house agai--

  • Wait, out of TNT?

  • [record scratches] Edna, cancel the fries!

  • I got some building to do! [laughs devilishly]

  • You know, some say the best foundations are built on trust.

  • I prefer TNT.

  • Sure, it's unstable, highly explosive,

  • and ridiculously dangerous,

  • but-- ha-ha!-- but-- ha-ha-ha!-- but...

  • [sighs] What was I saying again?

  • Was I talking about my short attention span again?

  • I do that all the time.

  • No wait-- oh yeah, that's right. TNT.

  • It goes boom. Orange likey boom.

  • That's all you really needed to know. [guffaws]

  • A house made of TNT? Pshaw.

  • When I'm done, you'll be calling this the "Temple of Boom!"

  • Why? 'Cause Orangey likey boom. [laughs]

  • Oh, I just said that two seconds ago. Weren't you listening?

  • Who's got the lousy attention span now? Ha!

  • Well-- [yawns] it's morning now.

  • I really wish I hadn't canceled

  • that second order of cheese fries.

  • Who knew Minecraft could be such hard work?

  • These graveyard shifts are killing me.

  • But I'm a slave to the boom. Whatcha gonna do?

  • [grumbles] Who built this chimney? It's awful!

  • Santa will never fit! That's why I'm tearing it down.

  • Don't even try and talk me out of it.

  • None of it works! Totally ruining the feng shui!

  • Aah!

  • All right! House is looking good!

  • Just slap a door on it and we'll be all done.

  • I could just put one door on, but if Grapefruit comes over,

  • he'll never be able to fit, which, come to think of it,

  • it's not such a bad thing.

  • Ooh-ooh! I'm gonna need a window too!

  • I get cranky when I don't get enough light...

  • or sleep. Did I mention I haven't slept?

  • [brays] I love coffee.

  • And kicking through doors! [laughs]

  • Aw, that was adorable. [laughs]

  • Seriously though, I hated that door.

  • All right, time to burn this--

  • Oh wait, no, no, no, duh. I forgot the flowers.

  • I would've felt so dumb if I'd blown up the house

  • without planting flowers first.

  • I mean, really. What would the neighbors think?

  • Seeing as how they don't make fences out of TNT,

  • I'll just have to go with the real thing.

  • Besides, I don't want any goats getting in here

  • and eating the flowers. Nope, not gonna do it.

  • Not gonna deal with it! [laughs]

  • All right, gang.

  • Time to light the fires and kick the tires!

  • So long, Temple of Boom.

  • WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!

  • Oh-ho-ho! Whoa!

  • Oh, from this angle, you can see the living boom! [laughs]

  • All right, guys.

  • As usual, it's been extremely dangerous and extremely fun.

  • Hit me up in the comments below; let me know what you want to see

  • next time on Let's Play Minecraft.

  • As for me, I think it's time for a nap....

  • AND CHEESE FRIES!! [laughs, imitates munching]

  • EXPLODING BUTTS!

  • Timber! What the he-- okay.

  • All right, trees don't fall-- okay.

  • Chopping down a floating tree. Hmm.

  • Yeah, I should probably go home.

  • I'm "trunk." [laughs]

  • Wow! What the? [Captions by StreamCaptions.com]

-Happy Monday, my fellow Minescraftmen.

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    華子傑 posted on 2014/08/28
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