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  • - Howdy, howdy fruit loops.

  • I'm Orange,

  • and joining me today is my best friend.

  • - Yeah. When's he gonna get here?

  • (Orange laughing hard)

  • - Oh Pear, that's the kinda rapport

  • that makes us the best of friends.

  • (Pear sighs)

  • Fruit lovers, I won't draw this intro out any longer.

  • Today we're doing the Draw It or Eat It Challenge.

  • The rules are simple.

  • - Let me guess.

  • If you can't draw it, you have to eat it.

  • - Exactly. I don't care what they say about you Pear,

  • you are smart.

  • (Orange laughing hard)

  • - What? Who says I'm not smart.

  • - Round one! Draw an octopus!

  • Go!

  • - Huh. Well, at least it's an actual food.

  • I was afraid I was going to have to eat an old boot

  • or something like that.

  • - You wouldn't want to eat an old boot?

  • - Are you kidding?

  • Nothing would be worse than eating an old boot.

  • - And that's time.

  • - Oh man, that was fast.

  • I didn't quite finish.

  • - What do you think?

  • - That's an octopus, alright.

  • - Woo hoo! I don't have to eat an octopus.

  • Or should I say "eight" an octopus?

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - Yup. And clearly mine is an octopus.

  • So, I guess neither of us have to.

  • - Not so fast Pear.

  • That doesn't look like an octopus to me.

  • - What? Of course it does.

  • - Dunno Pear, it only has seven legs.

  • Maybe you don't know this, but octopuses have eight legs.

  • - I know how many legs an octopus has.

  • I just ran out of time!

  • - Sorry, but I'm gonna have to challenge this one.

  • - Fine. Who's going to judge?

  • Because it can't be you.

  • - We'll just ask this random passerby.

  • Excuse me sir,

  • what is this drawing of?

  • - I literally have no idea.

  • It makes no sense.

  • Is it being held right side up?

  • - Dude. It's obviously an octopus.

  • - An octopus?

  • I think not.

  • Octopi don't have mouths on the side of their head,

  • their mouths are underneath.

  • Besides, if these are supposed to be legs,

  • there are only seven of them.

  • - You seriously couldn't tell it was an octopus

  • because it only had seven legs?

  • Well, it's not called a septopus now, is it.

  • Good day!

  • - I ran out of time!

  • - And it seems you ran out of luck.

  • You failed to draw an octopus,

  • so you'll have to eat one at the end of the episode.

  • - Good grief.

  • - On to round two!

  • This time we must draw

  • a bicycle! Go!

  • - Oh, a bicycle,

  • come on.

  • That's not even remotely edible.

  • - Well, if you can draw one,

  • you won't have to worry about that, will you?

  • - I guess not.

  • Jeez. Bicycles are harder to draw

  • than I thought they'd be.

  • - Two seconds left.

  • - Why is there so little time?

  • - And pencils down.

  • What do you say?

  • Bicycle?

  • - Bicycle.

  • How about mine?

  • - Um.. What the heck is that?

  • - Dude, it's a bicycle.

  • It has two wheels, a frame.

  • Give me a break.

  • You know exactly what it is.

  • - Um.. I can't say that I do.

  • Challenge!

  • - Now, come on.

  • - Relax, we'll ask a random passerby.

  • You, sir.

  • - Yes.

  • - Him again, really?

  • - Excuse me, sir.

  • But could you tell me what this is a drawing of?

  • - Oh, I know what this is.

  • It's an impressionistic rendition

  • of the concept of friendship.

  • - Huh?

  • - Yes. You see the lines are ridiculous.

  • They obviously aren't trying to communicate

  • anything literal.

  • - Oh, so you're an art critic now.

  • - I minored yes.

  • - Scram zucchini!

  • Oh my gosh.

  • I'm going to have to eat a bicycle.

  • - You sure are.

  • And I'm wheelie excited to watch it.

  • (orange laughing)

  • - Ugh!

  • - Come on Pear,

  • don't tell me you're already two-tired of my jokes.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - Grr!

  • - Round three.

  • This time we have to draw joy!

  • - Joy. How the heck am I supposed to draw joy?

  • - I don't know, but I sure as heck did it.

  • - What?

  • You're already done.

  • - I kind of have to be.

  • There's only one second left.

  • - What the!

  • - And time!

  • - Well, they're both awful.

  • - You think mine is awful?

  • Does that mean you're challenging?

  • - Yes. I'm challenging.

  • Challenge!

  • I challenge!

  • - Very well. Random passerby, what say you?

  • - This guy, again?

  • Why is he always passing by?

  • - Hey it's a free country, pal.

  • I don't have to answer to you,

  • but if you must know,

  • I kind of forgot where I live.

  • - Random passerby, what do you think this is a picture of?

  • - I don't think it's a picture of anything.

  • - Ha!

  • - Because I know it's a picture of joy.

  • - Woo hoo!

  • - What? Hold up!

  • Okay, so what's mine a picture of, ha?

  • Is it joy too?

  • - Nah. Jubilation perhaps,

  • but certainly not joy.

  • (Pear screaming)

  • - And that's certainly not joy either.

  • (Orange laughing hard)

  • - Whatever. It doesn't even matter.

  • What, I have to eat joy now?

  • That's impossible.

  • - Yo! Someone called, the name's Joy?

  • (Pear laughs nervously)

  • - Seriously. Joy is an old boot?

  • - I describe myself more like middle aged, but sure.

  • Oh, and I brought my bicycle and pet octopus as instructed.

  • - Wow. Well that's a surprisingly tiny bicycle and octopus.

  • Maybe this won't be as hard as I thought.

  • - What are you talking about?

  • I ain't no octopus. Can't you count.

  • I only got seven legs.

  • - Oh. Okay.

  • Well,

  • where's the octopus then?

  • - Right here!

  • (Orange and Pear screaming)

  • - Who's gonna try and eat me?

  • Huh, who?

  • Is it you?

  • - Nope, nope, sir.

  • I already ate.

  • - Wait, was that a pun? "Eight", because I have eight legs.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • I just got it.

  • - Yeah. Yeah.

  • It was a pun.

  • - Oh.

  • (octopus laughs)

  • Well.

  • I hate puns!

  • (Orange and Pear screaming)

  • (funky music)

- Howdy, howdy fruit loops.

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Annoying Orange - Draw It Or Eat It Challenge!

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    Summer posted on 2021/04/06
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