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  • The winner takes all

  • It's the thrill of one more kill

  • The last one to fall

  • Will never sacrifice their will

  • Don't ever look back on The world closing in

  • Be on the attack with your Wings on the wind

  • Oh, the games will begin

  • And it's sweet, sweet, Sweet victory... yeah

  • It' ours for the taking

  • It's ours for the fight

  • Oh.

  • Sweet, sweet, sweet victory... yeah

  • Going to the carnival.

  • There it is SpongeBob. The carnival is back in town.

  • I'm gonna be first in line for everything.

  • Where is everybody?

  • I don't know.

  • There was one kid here earlier.

  • Doesn't like any carnival I everoh. Excuse me?

  • [gasping]

  • Stop Patrick! Don't touch it.

  • This isn't the carnival, Patrick.

  • Those are hooks. Mr. Krabs says they're really dangerous!

  • Hmmm.

  • I sense no danger here.

  • How could they be dangerous?

  • They're covered with free cheese.

  • All I know is Mr. Krabs said

  • Patrick, don't do that!

  • Cheesy.

  • No danger here. Go on, try it.

  • But Mr. Krabs said

  • SpongeBob, let me ask you something.

  • Does this look dangerous?

  • [screaming]

  • - Patrick, don't! - Lighten up, will ya?

  • Or do I have to eat all this cheese by myself

  • [screaming]

  • [gasping]

  • Patrick! Help! Oh, Patrick! Help!

  • Oh Patrick! Come back!

  • Oh my best friend!

  • [crying]

  • Patrick, you're alive!

  • Am I ever? You should try it!

  • But what about the surface and your britches and the gift shops?

  • You just jump off before you go up too high.

  • Mr. Krabs said I shouldn't get near those things.

  • Did he say you shouldn't climb on top of them and write him like a horsey?

  • - Well, no. - Wee!

  • I guess he didn't!

  • [laughing]

  • Hi-o-silverfish away!

  • I'll draw me and when Squidward answers the door

  • it won't be me.

  • [laughing]

  • Ah, look at him.

  • Ain't he a doll? All he needs is a tie.

  • Ready for action!

  • [squawking]

  • [laughing]

  • It's going to the door.

  • [laughing]

  • He's knockin' on the door.

  • Squidward's answering the door and

  • Ow!

  • He's beating up Squidward.

  • [laughing]

  • Ow!

  • Doodleboy! Stop!

  • Ow!

  • [mumbling]

  • He's got the pencil.

  • What have I done?

  • For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks.

  • And now, absolute silence.

  • I scream for ice cream!

  • Perfect entry! And toasted almonds?

  • That's expected. He stuck it!

  • And just look at that even coating.

  • Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite.

  • The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate chip.

  • Just look at that concentration! Oh! A little shaky on that entry.

  • But just look at that form!

  • Take that, Yellow boy!

  • Laugh while you can, Pinky. It's not over yet.

  • That's what you think, but it's not over yet!

  • Okay now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?

  • Do instruments of torture count?

  • No.

  • Is mayonnaise an instrument?

  • No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

  • Horseradish is not an instrument either.

  • That's fine. No one has any experience.

  • Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

  • [laughing]

  • When do we get the free food?

  • Okay, try to repeat after me.

  • Brass section, go!

  • Good. Now the wind.

  • And the drums.

  • Too bad that didn't kill me.

  • Good afternoon, sir.

  • Could we interest you in some chocolate?

  • Chocolate?

  • Did you say chocolate?

  • Chocolate!

  • Yes.

  • Hello, young lady.

  • [laughing]

  • We're selling chocolate.

  • It's your mother home?

  • Mom!

  • What? What? What's all that yelling?

  • You just can't wait for me to die, can you?

  • They're selling chocolate.

  • What?

  • They're selling chocolate!

  • - They're selling chocolate? - Yeah!

  • Chocolate.

  • I remember when they first invented chocolate.

  • I always hated it!

  • Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating.

  • You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.

  • - No. No. No. - Live forever you say? I'll take one.

  • Come on, you lazy Mary. Start rubbing me with that chocolate!

  • I hate you.

  • Whoa!

  • Let's face it, Patrick, we're failures.

  • I can live with that.

  • Chocolate!

  • I've been trying to catch you boys all day!

  • I'd like to buy all your chocolate.

  • Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.

  • Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.

  • Who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?

  • Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs and their dates.

  • So, how long have you two ladies known each other?

  • What?

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the flesh!

  • Hey, who are those guys?

  • Uh, are they here to fix the TV?

  • [mumbling]

  • - What do you want? - Are you Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

  • Well, we used to be, but now we're retired.

  • [gasping]

  • But you can't retire.

  • There's evil afoot.

  • Wha... evil?

  • Evil!

  • Barnacle Boy...

  • [mumbling]

  • All I said was, there's evil afoot.

  • Evil! Ee! Ee!

  • Will ya please stop sayin' that?

  • Evil!

  • [mumbling]

  • Gallop, you scallops!

  • Yeah! Sandy's here! Whoo! Look Patrick! It's here! It's here!

  • The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!

  • Sure it is.

  • I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around!

  • - Uh uh. - Patrick, just turn around.

  • - Turn around! - Hey nimkimpoop, turn around.

  • - You must go pretty dumb, huh? - Yes!

  • Turn around!

  • No.

  • Turn around!

  • Nuh uh. I'm going to say this once and I'm not gonna say it again.

  • So, pay attention!

  • I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason ever!

  • - Howdy Patrick! - Hi Sandy!

  • [gasping]

  • [mumbling]

  • - Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick! - Yay!

  • Yay! My valentine!

  • Hey, is that solid chocolate?

  • Patrick, no!

  • Oh, SpongeBob.

  • You didn't have to get my anything.

  • Hello, Class.

  • My name is Mrs. Puff. And the only reason I say that

  • is because I see we have a new student.

  • Young man. Why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?

  • Who's the fat kid talking to?

  • You Patrick, she's the teacher.

  • Oh.

  • Come on now. Tell the class your name.

  • Don't be nervous.

  • Uh.

  • We just wanna know your name.

  • [grunting]

  • Twenty four.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh great, another genius.

  • [laughing]

  • Why are they laughing? - I guess it's just in the timing.

  • Oh.

  • [crying]

  • Today's first lesson will be on turning.

  • Twenty four.

  • [laughing]

  • - Hey. Patrick. - What?

  • - I thought of something funnier than 24. - Let me hear it.

  • Twenty five.

  • [laughing]

  • Hey! Looks like you guys and gals are done.

  • In all my years of fried cookery,

  • I have never seen such a lovely group of patties, especially

  • you.

  • Such perfection.

  • From your little lettuce hair, to your rosy ketchup cheeks,

  • right down to your mustard smile.

  • [laughing]

  • Ugh!

  • Hey! That was mine!

  • Barnacles!

  • Alright, that's it!

  • No more Mr. Nice Guy.

  • I'm getting to the bottom of this right now!

  • I want to bus to bikini bottom!

  • I am first in line and no one is gonna tell me otherwise!

  • [growling]

  • Okay, second, I am second in line.

  • Okay, third is good.

  • Fourth not bad.

  • Okay, 329.

  • I am 329th in line and nobody forget it!

  • Snow angel!

  • [laughing]

  • Oh.

  • Hey!

  • [whistling]

  • Thanks a lot, SpongeBob.

  • While you were just standing there whistling,

  • someone threw a snowball at me!

  • Oh, really, Patrick?

  • Did the snowball look like this?

  • Yeah.

  • [laughing]

  • This is serious, SpongeBob.

  • Someone's after me!

  • I think I better leave town!

  • Patrick. I threw it. We're having a snowball fight.

  • - Don't you get it? - Snowball fight!

  • I wanna play!

  • Well, first you have to make a snowball.

  • Oh, yeah. A snowball, This is gonna be great!

  • Huh?

  • What?

  • [mumbling]

  • Oh! SpongeBob, can you help me make a snowball?

  • Sure pal.

  • Thanks, Buddy.

  • Patrick, how could you?

  • It's a snowball fight, remember?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Patrick, you fool!

  • This was over before it started!

  • I will now consider your unconditional surren

  • der!