Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ The winner takes all ♪ ♪ It's the thrill of one more kill ♪ ♪ The last one to fall ♪ ♪ Will never sacrifice their will ♪ ♪ Don't ever look back on The world closing in ♪ ♪ Be on the attack with your Wings on the wind ♪ ♪ Oh, the games will begin ♪ ♪ And it's sweet, sweet, Sweet victory... yeah ♪ ♪ It' ours for the taking ♪ ♪ It's ours for the fight ♪ Oh. ♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory... yeah ♪ Going to the carnival. There it is SpongeBob. The carnival is back in town. I'm gonna be first in line for everything. Where is everybody? I don't know. There was one kid here earlier. Doesn't like any carnival I ever… oh. Excuse me? [gasping] Stop Patrick! Don't touch it. This isn't the carnival, Patrick. Those are hooks. Mr. Krabs says they're really dangerous! Hmmm. I sense no danger here. How could they be dangerous? They're covered with free cheese. All I know is Mr. Krabs said… Patrick, don't do that! Cheesy. No danger here. Go on, try it. But Mr. Krabs said… SpongeBob, let me ask you something. Does this look dangerous? [screaming] - Patrick, don't! - Lighten up, will ya? Or do I have to eat all this cheese by myself… [screaming] [gasping] Patrick! Help! Oh, Patrick! Help! Oh Patrick! Come back! Oh my best friend! [crying] Patrick, you're alive! Am I ever? You should try it! But what about the surface and your britches and the gift shops? You just jump off before you go up too high. Mr. Krabs said I shouldn't get near those things. Did he say you shouldn't climb on top of them and write him like a horsey? - Well, no. - Wee! I guess he didn't! [laughing] Hi-o-silverfish away! I'll draw me and when Squidward answers the door… it won't be me. [laughing] Ah, look at him. Ain't he a doll? All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! [squawking] [laughing] It's going to the door. [laughing] He's knockin' on the door. Squidward's answering the door and… Ow! He's beating up Squidward. [laughing] Ow! Doodleboy! Stop! Ow! [mumbling] He's got the pencil. What have I done? For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks. And now, absolute silence. I scream for ice cream! Perfect entry! And toasted almonds? That's expected. He stuck it! And just look at that even coating. Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate chip. Just look at that concentration! Oh! A little shaky on that entry. But just look at that form! Take that, Yellow boy! Laugh while you can, Pinky. It's not over yet. That's what you think, but it's not over yet! Okay now, how many of you have played musical instruments before? Do instruments of torture count? No. Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either. That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. [laughing] When do we get the free food? Okay, try to repeat after me. Brass section, go! Good. Now the wind. And the drums. Too bad that didn't kill me. Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some chocolate? Chocolate? Did you say chocolate? Chocolate! Yes. Hello, young lady. [laughing] We're selling chocolate. It's your mother home? Mom! What? What? What's all that yelling? You just can't wait for me to die, can you? They're selling chocolate. What? They're selling chocolate! - They're selling chocolate? - Yeah! Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always hated it! Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever. - No. No. No. - Live forever you say? I'll take one. Come on, you lazy Mary. Start rubbing me with that chocolate! I hate you. Whoa! Let's face it, Patrick, we're failures. I can live with that. Chocolate! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! I'd like to buy all your chocolate. Good evening, sir. Table for one, please. Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party. Who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant? Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs and their dates. So, how long have you two ladies known each other? What? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the flesh! Hey, who are those guys? Uh, are they here to fix the TV? [mumbling] - What do you want? - Are you Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? Well, we used to be, but now we're retired. [gasping] But you can't retire. There's evil afoot. Wha... evil? Evil! Barnacle Boy... [mumbling] All I said was, there's evil afoot. Evil! Ee! Ee! Will ya please stop sayin' that? Evil! [mumbling] Gallop, you scallops! Yeah! Sandy's here! Whoo! Look Patrick! It's here! It's here! The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you! Sure it is. I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around! - Uh uh. - Patrick, just turn around. - Turn around! - Hey nimkimpoop, turn around. - You must go pretty dumb, huh? - Yes! Turn around! No. Turn around! Nuh uh. I'm going to say this once and I'm not gonna say it again. So, pay attention! I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason ever! - Howdy Patrick! - Hi Sandy! [gasping] [mumbling] - Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick! - Yay! Yay! My valentine! Hey, is that solid chocolate? Patrick, no! Oh, SpongeBob. You didn't have to get my anything. Hello, Class. My name is Mrs. Puff. And the only reason I say that is because I see we have a new student. Young man. Why don't you stand up and introduce yourself? Who's the fat kid talking to? You Patrick, she's the teacher. Oh. Come on now. Tell the class your name. Don't be nervous. Uh. We just wanna know your name. [grunting] Twenty four. [laughing] Oh great, another genius. [laughing] Why are they laughing? - I guess it's just in the timing. Oh. [crying] Today's first lesson will be on turning. Twenty four. [laughing] - Hey. Patrick. - What? - I thought of something funnier than 24. - Let me hear it. Twenty five. [laughing] Hey! Looks like you guys and gals are done. In all my years of fried cookery, I have never seen such a lovely group of patties, especially… you. Such perfection. From your little lettuce hair, to your rosy ketchup cheeks, right down to your mustard smile. [laughing] Ugh! Hey! That was mine! Barnacles! Alright, that's it! No more Mr. Nice Guy. I'm getting to the bottom of this right now! I want to bus to bikini bottom! I am first in line and no one is gonna tell me otherwise! [growling] Okay, second, I am second in line. Okay, third is good. Fourth not bad. Okay, 329. I am 329th in line and nobody forget it! Snow angel! [laughing] Oh. Hey! [whistling] Thanks a lot, SpongeBob. While you were just standing there whistling, someone threw a snowball at me! Oh, really, Patrick? Did the snowball look like this? Yeah. [laughing] This is serious, SpongeBob. Someone's after me! I think I better leave town! Patrick. I threw it. We're having a snowball fight. - Don't you get it? - Snowball fight! I wanna play! Well, first you have to make a snowball. Oh, yeah. A snowball, This is gonna be great! Huh? What? [mumbling] Oh! SpongeBob, can you help me make a snowball? Sure pal. Thanks, Buddy. Patrick, how could you? It's a snowball fight, remember? Oh, yeah. Patrick, you fool! This was over before it started! I will now consider your unconditional surren… der!