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  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

  • WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE.

  • JON, THIS ALBUM RIGHT HERE, "WE ARE," IT'S BLOWING UP.

  • PEOPLE ARE CRAWLING OUT OF THE WOODWORK TO TELL ME TO TELL YOU

  • HOW MUCH THEY'RE LOVING YOUR ALBUM.

  • CONGRATULATIONS.

  • >> Jon: OH, IT'S GREAT TO HEAR.

  • I'M GLAD PEOPLE ARE SPINNING IT, YOU KNOW?

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • AND, JON, I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WINNING AWARDS LEFT AND

  • RIGHT.

  • YOU'RE JUST DRIPPING WITH GOLD AT THIS POINT, BUT DID YOU KNOW

  • THAT "THE LATE SHOW" WON THE WRITERS GUILD AWARD LAST NIGHT?

  • >> Jon: YES, I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT.

  • THIS WRITERS' ROOM IS INCREDIBLE.

  • I'VE SEEN YOU GUYS WORK, AND I'M JUST ALWAYS IN AWE.

  • IT'S LIKE SEEING THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, I'M SURE THEY LISTENING TO THIS RIGHT

  • NOW.

  • THEY WILL BE HONORED TO HEAR IT FROM YOU, ONE OF THE GREAT BAND

  • LEADERS OF THE WORLD, WHOSE NEW ALBUM IS "WE ARE," LADIES AND

  • GENTLEMEN.

  • GO GET IT NOW.

  • >> Jon: YEAH!

  • >> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

  • GIVE THEM A LITTLE MUSIC TO GO OUT ON, GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING?

  • >> Jon: OH, YES!

  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: JON BATISTE,

  • EVERYBODY!

  • THANK YOU, JON!

  • >> Jon: YES!

  • >> Stephen: FOLKS, THIS WEEKEND SAW A NEW, EXPANDED

  • VERSION OF 2017'S "JUSTICE LEAGUE" RE-EDITED BY THE FILM'S

  • ORIGINAL DIRECTOR AND BARTENDER WHO INSISTS YOU SAY

  • "MIXOLOGIST," ZACK SNYDER.

  • SNYDER STEPPED AWAY BEFORE THE COMPLETION OF THE ORIGINAL 2017

  • PRODUCTION FOR PERSONAL REASONS, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT

  • IS WHY THE MOVIE TURNED OUT...

  • NOT THE BEST?

  • EVER SINCE, FANS HAVE BEEN DEMANDING TO SEE ZACK'S ORIGINAL

  • VISION.

  • SO, SNYDER SPENT THE LAST YEAR SHOOTING AND RE-EDITING THE

  • MOVIE, AND, ON THURSDAY, THE STUDIO FINALLY RELEASED THE

  • AFFECTIONATELY DUBBED "SNYDER CUT," A REIMAGINING OF THE FILM,

  • WHICH RUNS A SVELTE FOUR HOURS AND TWO MINUTES.

  • WHICH IS PERFECT FOR ANY MOVIEGOER WHO THOUGHT "YEAH,

  • THAT THAT FILM SUCKED, BUT WHAT IF IT WAS TWICE AS LONG?"

  • OF COURSE, MY FAVORITE PART OF ANY OF THESE SUPER HERO MOVIES

  • IS ALWAYS THE POST CREDIT SCENE.

  • AND THE ORIGINAL "JUSTICE LEAGUE" WAS NO EXCEPTION.

  • IF YOU STUCK AROUND ALL THE WAY TO THE VERY END, YOU WERE

  • TREATED TO A TEASER FOR A POTENTIAL SEQUEL, WHERE LEX

  • LUTHOR AND A CHARACTER NOT IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE, DEATHSTROKE,

  • DISCUSS STARTING THE LEGION OF DOOM.

  • TAKE A LOOK: >> AH, THERE HE IS.

  • WELCOME ABOARD.

  • CARE FOR A GLASS OF GUUDAYDIMON?

  • >> YOU BOATER NOT BE WASTING MY TIME.

  • >> I HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR AND MUCH BETTOR THINGS TO DO.

  • WE HAVE TO LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD, MR. WILSON.

  • TO PUT IT PLAINLY, SHOULDN'T WE HAVE A LEAGUE OF OUR OWN.

  • >> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE SETTING UP

  • "A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN."

  • "WHAT, I'M SAYING, MR. DEATHSTROKE, IS THAT THERE'S NO

  • CRYING IN BASEBALL."

  • I LOVED THAT SCENE, AND I DIDN'T THINK THE NEW SNYDER CUT

  • EXPANDED ON THAT MOMENT IN THE WAY I FEEL A FOUR HOUR, TWO

  • MINUTE MOVIE SHOULD HAVE.

  • SO I HAVE MADE MY OWN FOUR HOUR, THREE MINUTE CUT OF ZACK'S CUT,

  • USING ONLY THAT 30 SECOND SCENE.

  • AND TONIGHT, I'M PROUD TO PRESENT A SNEAK PEAK.

  • ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

  • ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

  • >> WELL, WELL, WELL...

  • IF IT ISN'T DEAD POOL.

  • >> I'M DEATH STROKE.

  • OH, RIGHT, YEAH, SORRY, DEATH STROKE.

  • YOU JUST LOOK A LOT LIKE DEAD POOL.

  • >> STOP WASTING MY TIME.

  • IT'S JUST YOU BOTH WEAR RED AND BLACK AND HAVE SWORDS AND

  • GUNS AND I DON'T REALLY SEE THE DIFFERENCE.

  • OH!

  • YOU'VE GOT THE PATCH!

  • OKAY, THAT MAKES IT EASIER.

  • I'M GOING TO CALL YOU PIRATE DEAD POOL.

  • YOU CAN PUT IT BACK ON NOW.

  • BY THE WAY, COOL, ALL-LEATHER OUTFIT.

  • HOW OFTEN DO YOU WASH IT?

  • >> WHAT?

  • DO YOU HAVE A GOAT.

  • I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.

  • >> Stephen: REALLY?

  • BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS YOUR ONLY SCENE.

  • ETH NOT LIKE YOU'RE OFF FIGHTING WHO'S YOUR AMP ENEMY?

  • >> BATMAN.

  • >> Stephen: I'M GOING TO FACT CHECK YOU THERE, HOLMES.

  • PRETTY SURE BATMAN'S ARCH ENEMY IS THE JOKER.

  • >> TECHNICALLY, IN THE COMICS, I FIGHT ROBIN.

  • >> Stephen: THE KID?

  • HE'S A TEEN.

  • I FIGHT HIM AND THE OTHER TEEN TITANS.

  • >> Stephen: WAIT.

  • YOUR WHOLE THING IS YOU FIGHT A TEAM OF TEENAGERS?

  • WHERE DO YOU DUKE IT OUT, THE MALL?

  • >> SHUT UP LUTHER.

  • >> Stephen: WHERE'S YOUR SECRET LAYER, THE FOOD COURT?

  • >> UP.

  • >> Stephen: UNDER THE ORANGE JULIUS?

  • CALIFORNIA KITCHEN?

  • STOP ME IF I GET TO ONE OF THESE.

  • >> GET TO THE POINTS.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, GET TO THE POINT.

  • I AM STARTING A TEAM OF SUPERVILLAINS AND I WANT YOU IN

  • IT.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> Stephen: JUST TO BE CLEAR, WE'RE FIGHTING ADULTS.

  • >> I DON'T JUST FIGHT TEENS.

  • >> Stephen: SURE, SURE, I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU.

  • CARE FOR SOME CHATEAU?

  • >> NO, THANKS.

  • >> Stephen: WE HAVE CRAZY STRAUS.

  • >> JUST TELL ME THE PLAN, LUTHER.

  • ( SLURPING ) >> FOCUS, LUTHER!

  • >> Stephen: HEY!

  • NOT COOL, DEAD SHOT!

  • >> IT'S DEATH STROKE.

  • >> Stephen: THEN WHO'S DEAD SHOT.

  • >> THAT'S WILL SMITH'S CHARACTER IN SUICIDE SQUAD.

  • >> Stephen: BUT I HAVE THIS PICTURE OF YOU LABELED DEAD

  • SHOT.

  • >> THAT'S NOT ME.

  • THAT'S DEAD SHOT.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I SAID, DEAD SHOT.

  • YOU'RE SAYING YOU AND HIM ARE TWO DIFFERENT GUYS AND NEITHER

  • OF YOU ARE THIS GUY?

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

  • >> Stephen: YOUR NAMES ARE DEAD POOL, DEATH SHOT, DEATH

  • STROKE.

  • THESE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME NAMES.

  • HOW DO YOU TELL EACH OTHER APART?

  • OH, RIGHT, THESE GUYS DON'T FIGHT KIDS.

  • >> THIS ISN'T THAT HARD, DEAD SHOT IS MARVEL.

  • HE'S NOT EVEN D.C.

  • >> Stephen: MARVEL, MARVEL OR SONY MARVEL.

  • >> 20th CYNICALLY FOX, SONY.

  • ISN'T IT THE SAME.

  • SONY IS ITS OWN THING, MARVEL GOT SPIDER-MAN AND DISNEY MERGED

  • WITH 20th CENTURY FOX.

  • >> Stephen: THEY'RE ALL DISNEY.

  • >> WAIT, WHAT.

  • >> Stephen: >> Stephen: LET ME BREAK IT

  • DOWN FOR YOU.

  • IN THE 1990s, MARVEL WAS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SO THEY DECIDED

  • TO SAVE THEIR AS BY SELLING OFF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES TO

  • STUDIOS.

  • I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH LUKE CAGE AND IRON FIST,

  • THAT'S NETFLIX, KIND OF ITS OWN UNIVERSE.

  • >> WOW.

  • >> Stephen: FORGET THE FANTASTIC FOUR.

  • >> HUH.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S WHY SPIDER-MAN IS NOT IN THE VENOM

  • MOVIES.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> Stephen: AND TECHNICALLY THAT'S WHY BABY YODA IS AN

  • AVENGER.

  • >> WOW, THAT IS COMPLEX.

  • >> Stephen: SPEAKING OF WHICH, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN THE

  • LEGION OF DOOM YOU HAVE TO FILL OUT STARK PAPERWORK.

  • >> WHAT?

  • I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

  • >> Stephen: I'M SORRY, THOSE ARE THE TERMS.

  • BUT YOU GET A CUT OF ALL YOUR MERCH SALES WHICH I THINK ARE

  • REALLY GOING TO BE HUGE.

  • >> YOU REALLY THINK SO?

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A BIG FAN BASE.

  • WHAT ARE FANS YOURS CALLED, STROKEHEADS, STROKE HARD,

  • CITIZENS OF STROKE NATION?

  • >> THAT'S IT, I'M OUT!

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE MATTER, CAN'T YOU TAKE A STROKE?

  • ( GROWLING ) >> Stephen: HEY!

  • DEAD POOL!

  • YOU LEFT YOUR BRIEFCASE!

  • ( SUSPENSEFUL NEWS ) AND WHY IS IT TICKING?

  • ( BLAST ) I'M OKAY!

  • >> STEPHEN: CALL ME D.C.!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

  • ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

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