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  • Yeah, yeah, for Lance.

  • Mhm.

  • Oh, I've got to save the princess.

  • Hey, where's the Bowser?

  • He's usually in here.

  • What was that?

  • Sounded like it came from over here to Princess Todd.

  • I'm gonna I'm an orange.

  • What did you do with the princess and Toad?

  • Toad?

  • Is that like a frog?

  • No, it's more like, you know, mushroom.

  • I know him.

  • He's a fun guy.

  • All right.

  • Now for the funny stuff.

  • Are you ready to a fight?

  • Not really.

  • I'm kind of hungry.

  • Well, then, try on.

  • No wonder my spicy meatballs meatballs more like you're throwing boogers.

  • Stop throwing boogers.

  • Mr Pick and Flick is not a burger and I'm not Mr Pick and Flick.

  • I'm a super Mario Spaghettios.

  • I love Spaghettios.

  • Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

  • It's a super Mario, not spaghetti.

  • Oh!

  • Oh!

  • What do you mean?

  • Uh oh!

  • SpaghettiOs!

  • Alright, Fireball.

  • Hey, SpaghettiOs, Use a Kleenex already.

  • Geez, you know, good to bit orange.

  • Two bit.

  • I'm at least eight bits.

  • Alright, daughter.

  • Making me take my gloves off.

  • I can get a really mean it when I want to.

  • Just to ask my brother Luigi.

  • Did you say linguini?

  • Your old families made of pasta.

  • You have a sister named ravioli.

  • Oh, tell me where the princess is or else Or else what?

  • Shell shell.

  • What do you were talking about?

  • Your crazy orange turtle shell?

  • Oh, whoa!

  • Spaghettios is bite sized.

  • Okay.

  • He was shrunk me.

  • You like a big orange, Ulrika Mirandes.

  • Don't worry.

  • Bite size Spaghettios.

  • It could be worse.

  • Could be worse.

  • No, I never find the princess.

  • How could it possibly be worse?

  • Bullet?

  • What bullet?

  • Oh, super Mario were like stupid Mario, Right, guys, I defeated Bowser and saved you guys hours ago.

  • Yeah, if I defeated Bowser.

  • You mean you annoy the living crap out of him until I just got angry and left?

  • Whatever, Princess Apple.

  • That speech.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Here, an apple.

  • Oh, hey, you guys are still here.

  • I told you already.

  • Get out of my dungeon.

  • Your freeloaders?

  • Uh huh.

  • Mhm.

  • Grapefruit Help!

  • Wait.

  • You actually want me to help you?

  • Well, you're the only one here besides Donkey Kong.

  • So they're not my passion, Booby.

  • I'm on the way to your imminent rescue so you can kiss me.

  • Yeah, I never said I'd kiss you.

  • Okay?

  • just trying to get up here and mhm do a little too round to be climbing that ladder.

  • No, I got it.

  • Oh, grapefruit.

  • I think you might want to get Yeah.

  • Yeah, you're welcome.

  • How's about that kiss?

  • Oh, not exactly what I had in mind, but I'll take it.

  • Good God.

  • Go.

  • Fuck!

  • Missed.

  • Thanks again.

  • Thing you're killing is time, miss again.

  • It still looks like you're drawing a blank.

  • I'm gonna get you.

  • Come on.

  • No, no, no.

  • Uh, Get back.

  • Hey!

  • Hey, Andy.

  • Trigger bigger Still you Hey, I'm gonna totally shoot you.

  • Hey!

  • What?

  • Duck, huh?

  • Whoa!

  • Now that was full.

  • Uh huh.

  • I'm juicy and I know it.

  • I'm juicy and I know it.

  • Bob, Uh, I'm a little squirt a little Squirt me.

  • Whoa!

  • Oh, jeez.

  • Looks like Mario is on a crash diet.

  • Oh, my Wow, it is.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, guys, don't worry.

  • I'm here to see oh doing Whoa!

  • That was a spicy seen.

  • Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those blind Cooper Trooper hot wings for lunch, So dare enter my castle.

  • It's a me, Mario.

  • You're not Mario.

  • I know Mario.

  • Well, he does my plumbing.

  • Okay, fine.

  • I'm not Mario.

  • No need to be such a party, Cooper.

  • Uh, seriously, though, you should get a new plumber.

  • Your pipes are clogged with all sorts of stuff.

  • Flowers, Underwater world.

  • Didn't anybody ever tell you not to flush entire underwater world down your pipes?

  • Oh, that laugh is like nails on a chalkboard.

  • You must be that annoying orange everybody's been going on about.

  • I assume you're here to save your little girlfriend.

  • Oh, I knew it.

  • You kidnapped passion.

  • Passion.

  • Don't worry.

  • I'm coming for you.

  • How adorable.

  • Little orange is in walls.

  • Give it up, Orange.

  • Everyone could totally tell you're in love with passion.

  • We're just friends.

  • Sure.

  • Platonic friends track through eight entire mushroom kingdom worlds to save each other all the time.

  • Who ends the wedding?

  • Oh, what's the matter?

  • Annoying orange.

  • You're looking a little annoying Red now.

  • Then allow me to properly introduce myself before I kill you.

  • I am Bowser King Bowser.

  • Because that's a weird name in the annoying orange is somehow better.

  • Hey, I'm not annoying.

  • I'm a Mario.

  • I tell me.

  • Then what name would be less weird for me to have now?

  • Something like Leonardo Raphael Donatello Mike, We're right.

  • Do you think I'm a turtle?

  • Duh.

  • I mean, you look just like a turtle, wouldn't you?

  • A green Oh.

  • Does a turtle rule an entire mushroom conduct?

  • Does a turtle have super scary spikes?

  • Can eternal to this way, you can breathe fire.

  • That's a shell of a trick.

  • I just told you I'm not eternal.

  • OK?

  • Yeah, I get it.

  • No need to stab at me.

  • I Was that a snapping turtle joke?

  • You're getting it just now.

  • Even for a turtle.

  • You're pretty slow.

  • Oh, no need to be so fiery.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • You really hammered your point home.

  • Oh, you're so annoying.

  • What do I have to do to get rid of you?

  • Easy.

  • Just say gallop guy.

  • I will not say that I am not an edge eternal.

  • I am not eternal of any car.

  • So you're not gonna say it?

  • No.

  • You sheriff?

  • Yes.

  • So you're not gonna say it correct?

  • Not even once.

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • Okay, I get it.

  • Wait.

  • What was that?

  • You weren't gonna say again?

  • Cal A bunga.

  • I make you say it.

  • No, I didn't mean it.

  • Well, that was super classic Dare I say super nes classic.

  • Oh, but I'm an orange in my word you said Cal a bunga.

  • So now I'll be on my way, just like you asked me to.

  • Oh, um, are you going to fall into the lava now or what?

  • Yeah, it'll happen in a sec.

  • I hang here for a beat for dramatic effect before I will go.

  • Well, that looks painful.

  • Yells, er Bowser.

  • Hey, quiet yoke.

  • You're dead.

  • Well, now the same passion and thank you, Orange.

  • But passion is in another castle.

  • Another castle.

  • How many of these things are there?

  • Well, I guess I'll have to keep looking for her.

  • Hey, you mind if I take along my brother Not stay kids.

  • Now hearing is super creepy, Castle.

  • Sure you can come.

  • You seem like a fun guy.

  • Get it, Fun guy.

  • Yeah, I'm sick of that.

  • I think I'll stay here.

  • Hey!

  • Hey, Zelda.

  • Not this again.

  • Zelda!

  • Hey, Zelda!

  • Zelda!

  • Zelda!

  • Zelda!

  • Zelda!

  • Zelda!

  • Zelda!

  • Zelda!

  • My name is not Zelda.

  • Then why did you answer to it?

  • I For decades now people have been calling me Zelda by mistake.

  • I'm not Zelda.

  • I'm Link Link.

  • What kind of weird name is that?

  • If I were you, I'd be taking to have people call me Zelda.

  • I don't have time for this.

  • I have a kingdom to save.

  • What the Well, Well, well.

  • Looky What I got here are are very funny.

  • May I have it back now?

  • Sure.

  • Thanks, Zelda.

  • My name is not Zelda.

  • Okay?

  • Zelda is a girl's name.

  • Do I look like a girl to you know, I'm sorry.

  • I know what it's like to have an embarrassing name.

  • My parents named me after a colour.

  • Yeah, they obviously named you after the food.

  • Now, if you don't give me that key back right this instant, I'll be forced to use this.

  • Go ahead.

  • Take a stab.

  • Fine by me again.

  • Finally.

  • What a relief To be rid of that guy.

  • Now the key must