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  • -Hey, guys, it is time for a "News Smash."

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • First up, it's St. Patrick's Day.

  • The big parade might not be happening this year.

  • But that doesn't mean you can't celebrate the Irish

  • with some corned beef and cabbage

  • that you bought using the money from...

  • your stimulus check.

  • Biden says 100 million people will receive $1,400

  • or more in the next 10 days.

  • Though I have a feeling a lot of them will blow their money on...

  • March Madness.

  • People are making bets left and right.

  • Who will make it to the Sweet 16, the Final Four?

  • Who will go all the way?

  • Well, if you want to go all the way why not try...

  • Tinder?

  • The app is in the news because they're mailing

  • free COVID tests to people, so they can be safe

  • before going on dates.

  • Some users like the idea, others think it's weird,

  • but one idea everyone can get behind?

  • Stimulus checks.

  • Gimme that stim-y.

  • That moolah. That cold, hard cash.

  • That cheddar. That paper. That lettuce.

  • That...green.

  • Green beer. Green hair. Green clothes.

  • Some people pinch you if you're not wearing green.

  • And they're the kind of people you should avoid on...

  • Tinder.

  • You can get tested before a big date, and let's be honest,

  • you should probably get "tested" after, too.

  • Though I've got to say, dating right now seems like complete...

  • madness -- 68 teams vying for the top spot.

  • A bunch of college kids going at it,

  • which is also a great way to describe...

  • Tinder.

  • In conclusion...

  • you're in luck.

  • Good luck out there.

  • You might get lucky.

  • [ Irish accent ] It's the luck o' the Irish.

  • This has been a "News Smash."

-Hey, guys, it is time for a "News Smash."

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St. Patrick’s Day, Stimulus Checks, March Madness, Tinder: Tonight Show News Smash

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/03/20
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