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  • Thanks a lot for being here.

  • Thanks for having a great to have you.

  • It was shocking to see you in the hall.

  • I'm just not used to I'm fairly tall.

  • You are an amazing physical specimen.

  • Say that again.

  • I didn't hear you.

  • Thank you.

  • You can't just say physical specimen.

  • It doesn't sound good.

  • Uh, no.

  • How tall are you again?

  • I know.

  • I'm 71 Yeah.

  • You got that question all the time.

  • Just get sick of it.

  • I'm bigger.

  • Your feet, All that nonsense.

  • Yeah.

  • I get all that to you.

  • Yes.

  • And how do you do it?

  • And what an amazing mind.

  • Whatever.

  • Uh huh.

  • Can we pretend?

  • Anyway, I get those things.

  • You have a you have a book out, shock talks back.

  • And, um, you invented your own language in your life.

  • You invented your own language.

  • Just things that that just means something to you.

  • They don't necessarily mean anything to anybody else.

  • But it's your way of communicating.

  • Is that right?

  • I can't take all the credit for inventing.

  • It's just ebonics slang.

  • Right?

  • Is a slang bling bling.

  • What is bling?

  • Bling?

  • That's the word that you use bling bling is when the light hits the diamond and the light from that diamond hit your eyes.

  • Just bling bling.

  • Okay.

  • Like this is bling bling.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Look at that thing.

  • I will do your bidding shacks.

  • I will go out and look.

  • Can we just show that ring for a second?

  • Well, thank you so much.

  • I appreciate this.

  • Yeah.

  • I can't get away with a ring like that.

  • Look at that.

  • Look at that.

  • That's all.

  • I feel like I have a home shopping network right now.

  • If you call in now, just Oh, my God, that is incredible.

  • That's really amazing.

  • How many of those do you have now?

  • You're getting another one made?

  • Yes, this is last year and I have one coming up.

  • Do you change the design on the second one?

  • Is it a big number two that sticks out or anything like that?

  • I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure it'll be quite bodacious.

  • Yeah, would be great if you guys went really subtle on the second one.

  • Oh, it's very tasteful and small.

  • What are you gonna do?

  • So that's that's a bling bling right there.

  • That's bling bling.

  • You got your You got your bling bling.

  • What is foul shaving?

  • That's the term you invented.

  • Foul shaving is when you have a game and you don't feel like playing, So you get three quick file, so you have to sit on the bench.

  • That's something you do.

  • You just want to rest up.

  • Not you.

  • Now I live really okay.

  • And what is S h a m.

  • It's Sham, but it's S h A M.

  • What is Sham?

  • Sham says for short answer method.

  • You know, when you know when you get some of those guys in the media that you don't feel like talking to shock.

  • How'd you play?

  • I play good.

  • Did you have fun playing?

  • Yeah.

  • How you feel about the book?

  • It's a good book.

  • Short answers.

  • Okay, that's that's called Sham.

  • All right, now, I was watching TV.

  • I think it's about a month ago.

  • I think I'm watching MTV, and it's I think I was watching cribs.

  • I'm not sure, but they went on a tour of your home in L.

  • A.

  • This thing blew my mind.

  • Your home is like where James Bond would live.

  • This is you've got gadgets.

  • You've got you've got Giant Superman s is on everything.

  • Yes, yes.

  • Tell us about your bedroom.

  • You have an amazing bedroom in my bedroom.

  • I have strobe lights, disco balls, fog machine.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Fog machine.

  • You have a fog machine queuing.

  • You know what's sad is I have a fog machine too, but it's to hide things.

  • She's looking well, this is amazing.

  • And this is like a way.

  • And how do you activate this stuff?

  • I have something that's called the Palm Pillow Remote with pillow right there and just you just You just you just put your palm on like this is lights.

  • This is channel.

  • This is my robotic toilet that comes like you have a toilet that comes and finds you.

  • That's great.

  • I am here.

  • Shock.

  • Yeah.

  • Do you ever leave it on?

  • And it's like following you out the door.

  • No, no toilet.

  • That's amazing.

  • That's just sounds.

  • That's great.

  • You ever turn this stuff on by accident?

  • Like I'm thinking you were just sitting there reading a magazine and you hit it in fog and lights and Barry White comes on and all this cool stuff no accidents.

  • Now you were one of you may be the only You're certainly one of the few athletes to be offered to cover the Wheaties box.

  • And you turned it down.

  • Why'd you do that?

  • Because I don't like Wheaties.

  • Yeah, mhm.

  • And I'm trying.

  • I'm trying back.

  • If I don't like a product, I won't endorse you.

  • Only endorse things that you like.

  • What products would you?

  • What cereals Would you be on the cover?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Frosted flakes?

  • Yeah.

  • Fruit loops.

  • Froot Loops.

  • I love Fruit Loop Cornflakes Rice Krispies and Fruity Pebbles.

  • Have you ever tried?

  • You know what's great about fruity pebbles?

  • You put the milk in and it changes the color of the milk.

  • And I saved the milk afterwards, and it's just it's wild.

  • I just just drink the milk.

  • I drink the milk.

  • Why wait a few days, It kind of ferments.

  • And then, you see, it's just also cookie crisp.

  • Think about what?

  • It's tiny chocolate chip cookies.

  • Don't knock it till you've tried it.

  • You eat cookies like cookies, not cookies like cereal.

  • Don't make me come over there.

  • All right.

  • You know, it's great.

  • Shock is when you refuse to do the Wheaties box it.

  • Actually, they created an opening and this is a big moment for me.

  • I don't know if people have seen that created at first.

  • Now someone tell you, you actually one of your friends someone you hang out with is Mini Me from the Austin Powers movie many, many years.

  • One of my guys, that's what's it like.

  • What do you guys do when you hang out?

  • First of all, actually, I met him on Sunset Boulevard.

  • I'm riding in like a small car and this big old truck pulls by.

  • The windows come down.

  • It's like it's like Mini me.

  • Hey, Shock, How you doing?

  • Remember?

  • But yeah, pull over.

  • So we pulled over change numbers.

  • You know, we did a photo shoot and we hung out.

  • He's Verne Troyer is his name Exactly.

  • Very nice guy.

  • Nice guy.

  • He's not watching.

  • Uh, he's got better things to do with his time.

  • Now let's talk about basketball.

  • You had harsh words in the finals for Dick Armey.

  • Matombo.

  • What was that all about?

  • Was that real or were you playing some kind of mind game with Matombo?

  • My tumble got caught up in my shack ology the trouble is.

  • Tom is not used to that game of getting talked to and talking back, not playing mad.

  • So he's a shot blocking.

  • He's a great shot blocker.

  • So I said some harsh words because I wanted him to react.

  • And like I said, he got caught up in.

  • So you were saying He takes, he flops, He lops, He's crying.

  • He's playing like a baby cause I wanted him to get mad because I know he can't play mad.

  • I'm brilliant.

  • Plan like man.

  • Remind me not to get on your bad side.

  • Just don't use your psychology on me.

  • I promise I won't.

Thanks a lot for being here.

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