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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

  • EVERYBODY.

  • LIKE A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE, I'VE SPENT MUCH OF THE LAST YEAR

  • DOING MY JOB OVER ZOOM.

  • AND JUST LIKE YOU, THAT MEANS SCHEDULING WORK MEETINGS WITH

  • PEOPLE LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND MEGAN THE STALLION.

  • BUT HERE'S THE THING: WHEN I INTERVIEW THESE EXCITING

  • CELEBRITIES OVER ZOOM, THERE'S A LOT OF TECHNICAL STUFF YOU HAVE

  • TO ACCOUNT FOR.

  • FOR INSTANCE, AFTER EVERY INTERVIEW, WE HAVE TO SLATE,

  • MEANING SAY OUR NAMES, COUNT TO THREE, AND THEN CLAP, IN ORDER

  • TO MAKE SURE THE ZOOM AUDIO SYNCS UP WITH THE VIDEO.

  • OBVIOUSLY, WE NEVER INTENDED THOSE SLATES TO AIR, BUT IT

  • TURNS OUT WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY, RIGHT NOW.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

  • >> Stephen: GORGE, BEFORE I LET YOU GO, WE HAVE TO DO A

  • SPECIAL SLATE.

  • STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • AND IF YOU WOULD DO THAT WITH YOUR OWN NAME, NOT MINE.

  • >> BRAD PITT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> JANELLE MONAE, ONE, TWO, THROUGH.

  • >> BOB DeNIRO, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> BILLIE EILISH, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> TIFFANY HADDISH, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> ANDY SANDBERG ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> ZAHN DAYA, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> CATE BLANCHETT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • THREE.

  • >> Stephen: I WANT TO PUT THAT INTO A MONTAGE.

  • WE HAVE TO DO A SLATE.

  • YOU PROBABLY HAVE TO DO THE SAME THING.

  • >> I DO.

  • >> Stephen: IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS: STEPHEN

  • COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • NOW, YOU DO THAT BUT WITH YOUR NAME.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE

  • DONE STEPHEN COLBERT.

  • >> Stephen: EVERYBODY DOES.

  • >> STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> STEPHEN COLBERT ONE -- >> Stephen: WITH YOUR OWN NAME

  • IF YOU DON'T MIND.

  • >> I KNOW, I KNOW.

  • >> STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO, THREE, BRYAN CRANSTON.

  • >> I WAS ABOUT TO SAY STEPHEN COLBERT.

  • MEGAN THE STALLION, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> DREW BARRYMORE, ONE, TWO THREE.

  • >> SALAMEH HAYEK, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> Stephen: GOT IT WRONG.

  • BUT CHARMING NONETHELESS.

  • ( WHISTLING ) >> JON BON JOVI, ONE, TWO,

  • THREE.

  • >> DOLLY PARTON, ONE, TWO, THREE?

  • IS THAT WHAT I'M DOING?

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S IT, ALL DONE.

  • >> BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> MARIAH CAREY, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, ONE, TWO, THREE

  • ( WHISTLING ) >> KAMALA HARRIS, ONE, TWO,

  • THREE.

  • >> JOE BIDEN, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> Stephen: PERFECT, YOU'RE A NATURAL KID

  • ( LAUGHS ) >> JAKE GYLLENHAAL, ONE, TWO,

  • THREE.

  • >> STEVE?

  • >> Stephen: NO ONE CALLS YOU STEVE!

  • >> MERYL STREEP, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> Stephen: THESE ZOOM DAYS BEING WHAT THEY ARE WE HAVE TO

  • MAKE SURE WE'RE TECHNICALLY BUTTONED DOWN.

  • LIKE DUCT TAPE AND CHICKEN WIRE MY BROTHER, ED, MY OLDER BROTHER

  • ED CALLS ME STEVE.

  • TOM BROKAW OCCASIONALLY CALLS ME STEVE, AND TOM HANKS CALLS ME

  • STEVE.

  • >> I MEAN-- >> HEY, STEVE, HOW ARE YOU.

  • TOM HANK, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> JAKE TAPPER, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> TANDY NEWTON, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> YES!

  • YAY!

  • MWAH!

  • ( WHISTLING ) >> KATE WINSLET, ONE, TWO,

  • THREE.

  • GOD I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO BURST INTO SONG NOW.

  • >> Stephen: SO WE HAVE TO SLATE DO YOU.

  • >> SARAH PAULSON, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> RICKY GERVAIS, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> CONE AN O'BRIEN, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> MINDY KALING, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> TREVOR NOAH, ONE, TWO, THREE ( WHISTLING )

  • >> ANDY COHEN, ONE, TWO, THREE!

  • >> ANDERSON COOPER-- I DON'T KNOW, DID I DO THAT RIGHT?

  • >> SEE, I'M CLAPPING.

  • >> Stephen: PERFECT!

  • PERFECT!

  • PERFECT!

  • >> CHANCE THE RAPPER, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> ALLISON JANNEY.

  • >> AARON SORKIN,.

  • >> MARTIN SCHIFF.

  • >> CHRISTIAN BAILS.

  • >> RYAN REYNOLDS, THREE, TWO, ONE.

  • WE DO IT EVERY DAY GLI MIGHT POP A BALLOON.

  • >> CHER, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> QUEEN LATIFAH, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> JULIE ANDREWS, ONE, TWO, THREE

  • ( WHISTLING ) >> STEPHEN COLBERT, ONE, TWO,

  • THREE.

  • JON STEWART, ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU.

  • THAT'S IT.

  • NOW, LET ME SEE TRACY.

  • >> SAY HELLO.

  • AND THE BOYS ARE HERE, TOO.

  • HELLO.

  • HI, EVIE.

  • LOOK HOW EVIE IS NOW-- EVIE IS THE PRODUCTION ASSISTANT.

  • SHE HAS TO DO ALL-- SHE'S, LIKE, PRODUCING THE SHOW DOWN THERE.

  • >> Stephen: YOU SLATED, DIDN'T YOU, JON?

  • THERE, DO IT AGAIN.

  • THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE IS HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE THIS.

  • >> Stephen: THANKS TO GEORGE CLOONEY, JOHN OLIVER, AND

  • EVERYONE IN BETWEEN.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

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