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  • HERE AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WE WRITE A LOT OF PARODY

  • SONGS LIKE A LOT.

  • SOME WOULD SAY TOO MANY.

  • YOU KNOW?

  • AND WE HAVE DONE GOOD ONES, YOU KNOW, RECENTLY, YOU MIGHT HAVE

  • SEEN MAYBE I'M IMMUNE, OR ONE DAY MORE.

  • WE HAVE DONE NOT SO GOOD ONES LIKE A FUGUE FOR TURKEY WITH

  • MATTHEW BRODERICK WHICH, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN T I URGE YOU NOT

  • TO.

  • OKAY?

  • SO PEOPLE COME UP AND THEY ASK ALL OF US QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR

  • PARODY SONGS LIKE YOU KNOW, HOW DO THEY GET MADE, WHERE DO YOU

  • GET THE IDEAS FROM, WHY AREN'T pSOME OF THEM BETTER.

  • AND TODAY WE HAVE SET OUT TO ANSWER SOME OF THOSE QUESTIONS

  • AND GIVE YOU A TASTE OF SOME OF THE PARODY SONGS THAT NEVER MADE

  • IT ON TO THE SHOW.

  • THIS IS PARODY SONGS WORTH LESS THAN TEN SECONDS.

  • >> PARODY SONGS WORTH LESS THAN 10 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME.

  • >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE

  • THIS FIRST SONG OR MAYBE YOU WON'T, EITHER WAY IT DOESN'T

  • MATTER, IT WILL BE OVER IN TEN SECONDS.

  • NOW THIS WAS A THANKSGIVING PITCH FROM 2018 INSPIRED BY

  • CARLY RAE JEPSEN SMASH HIT CALL ME MAYBE AND IT WAS CALLED PASS

  • ME GRAVY, HAVE A LISTEN.

  • >> I'M EATING TURKEY.

  • IT'S NOT THAT TASTY.

  • HEY UNCLE BILLY.

  • PLEASE PASS THE GRAVY.

  • ♪ >> James: I KNOW, NOW I SHOULD

  • SAY AT THIS POINT THAT YOU WILL ALL OF THE SONGS YOU ARE GOING

  • TO HEAR ARE GOING TO BE PERFORMED BY DAVE PIENDAK,

  • SITTING RIGHT OVER THERE, THIS IS DAVE.

  • THE REASON YOU ARE HEAR DAVE'S VOICE IS DAVE RECORDS THE SONGS

  • BEFORE WE SEND THEM TO AN ACTOR OR A POP STAR OR WHOEVER OUR

  • GUEST MILE BE.

  • DAVE, BE HONEST, AS A VERY ACCOMPLISHED TELEVISION

  • PRODUCER, HOW HUMILIATING HAS IT BEEN TO RECORD SOME OF THESE

  • SONGS.

  • >> HONESTLY, THESE SONGS DON'T EVEN RANK THAT HIGH ON THE LIST

  • OF HUMILIATING THINGS I'VE DONE FOR THIS SHOW.

  • I ONE TIME TESTED A GAME CALLED HOT DOGS FROM HEAVEN.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THAT.

  • >> James: I DON'T REMEMBER HOT DOGS FROM HEAVEN.

  • WHAT WAS HOT DOGS FROM HEAVEN.

  • >> IT WAS GOING TO BE CLAYTON QUERSHAW WHERE WE WOULD THROW

  • HOT DOGS OFFER THE ROOF.

  • I WAS ON THE ONE ON THE GROUND CATCHING THE HOT DOGS.

  • >> James: WOW, WAS THAT THE FIFTH OR 6th TIME THAT

  • CLAYTON KERSHAW WAS ON.

  • >> ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

  • >> James: NOW WHO WROTE PASS HEE GRAVY WHO WAS IT, REALLY,

  • THE BIG CAT.

  • WHAT WAS YOUR-- TALK ME THROUGH THE THOUGHT OF WRITING PASS ME

  • GRAVY.

  • >> YOU KNOW, THANKSGIVING AND LIKE TURKEY.

  • KIND OF OVERRATED AS A BIRD.

  • BUT IF YOU PUT GRAVEDY ON IT, YEAH, IT'S GOOD.

  • VZ THAT'S THE LEVEL, OKAY.

  • NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.

  • WHAT CAN POSSIBLY FOLLOW PASS ME GRAVY.

  • MAYBE A PARODY OF THE U RHYTHMICS SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE

  • OF THIS, WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR IS SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF

  • CHEESE.

  • SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE.

  • LIKE HAVARTI, FETA BRIE.

  • ♪ I WILL TAKE IT IN A CAN OR AS A STRING, CRUMBLED OR MELTED ON

  • SOMETHING.

  • >> James: NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, THAT CAN NOT GET

  • ANY MORE TRAGIC.

  • WELL, IT CAN WHEN I TELL THAT YOU THAT WAS A PITCH MADE TO

  • BRIE LARSON.

  • WHAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER IS SHE WAS ON THE SHOW TO PROMOTE

  • THE MOVIE ROOM AT THE TIME.

  • WHO IS RESPONSIBLE, WHO WROTE SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE.

  • C.E.O. C.E.O., NO.

  • >>-- CCECE, NO.

  • >> YEAH, I LOVE CHEESE.

  • >> James: I DONE THINK THIS IS IS SONG IS WHETHER YOU LIKE

  • CHEESE OR NOT T IS JUST A LEGITIMATE PITCH THAT WENT IN

  • AND WE THOUGHT OH BRIE LARSON, SHE WILL FIND THIS HILARIOUS.

  • >> HER LAST NAME IS CHEESE.

  • >> James: NO, HER FIRST NAME IS CHEESE.

  • >> OH, RIGHT.

  • >> James: YOU CAN-- YOU WHAT?

  • DID WE ALSO PITCH THAT TO ALISON BRIE, SHUT UP, NO WE DIDN'T.

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS?

  • WE PITCHED IT TO BRIE LARSON AND TO ALLISON BRIE?

  • >> I MEAN I THINK YOU ARE DEVAL EWING THE-- DEVAL EWING IT.

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW THAT I AM, LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ONE, THIS

  • PITCH T WASN'T A PITCH THAT WAS MADE WHEN THE LAST DANCE HAD

  • JUST COME OUT, THE HOTTEST SHOW ON TV AT THE TIME.

  • THIS IS JAY-Z'S BIG PIMPIN, IF IT WERE ALL ABOUT THE LEGENDARY

  • FORWARD FOR THE CHICAGO BULLS SCOTTIE PIPPEN AND YOU CAN GUESS

  • WHAT IT IS CALLED.

  • WE DO IT.

  • BIG PIP.

  • SCOTTEE P, CHECK HIM OUT NOW.

  • BIG PIP, HE WILL BLOCK YOUR THREE.

  • HE IS A BIG PIP IN THE 90 ITSEE.

  • IT IS OKAY BUT HIS DEFENSE WAS KEY.

  • >> James: I LIKE IT, I DO.

  • I DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASK WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

  • IT CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART OF CARMEL.

  • >> NO, THAT WAS LAUREN.

  • >> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

  • THAT IS A.

  • >> ONE OF THE GREATEST SMALL FORWARDS OF ALL TIME, HE HAD TO

  • HAVE HIS OWN.

  • >> THAT IS A GREEN BIRD JOINT.

  • >> James: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU HAD THOSE SORTS OF

  • RHYMES IN YOUR LOCKER.

  • >> THERE IS A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW, JAMES.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS NEXT ONE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT,

  • IS 100 PERCENT TRUE AND THIS SONG VERY NEARLY MADE IT ON THE

  • SHOW, A PARODY OF CARDI B'S I LIKE IT THAT WAS WRITTEN

  • ESPECIALLY FOR JIMMIE BUFFETT.

  • JIMMIE BUFFETT AGREED TO DO IT AND AT THE LAST MINUTE ON THE

  • DAY HE CANCELLED HIS APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW.

  • HE SAID HE WAS UNWELL.

  • -- WHETHER WE BELIEVE HIM ISN'T THE POINT, THIS IS IT'S JIMMIE

  • BUFFETT.

  • >> YEAH BABY.

  • IT'S JIMMIE BUFFET.

  • YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU.

  • HE LIKES TEQUILA WITH A LIME.

  • UNDER HE LIKES FISHING WITH A REAL.

  • ALL HIS SHIRTS ARE HAWAIIAN.

  • ♪ >> James: DAVE, DO YOU EVER GO

  • HOME AND LIKE YOU KNOW, YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL BE LIKE OH, WHAT

  • DID YOU DO TODAY.

  • AND YOU WILL BE TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL HIM?

  • >> YEAH, HE STOPPED ASKING.

  • >> James: CECE, YOU WROTE THIS SONG.

  • ON HEARING IT A SECOND TIME DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JIMMIE BUFFETT

  • WAS SICK OR DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ON THE MORNING OF HIS APPEARANCE

  • HIS PUBLICIST PLAYED HIM THE SOJ AND HE WAS LIKE GET ME OUT OF

  • THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW?

  • >> I THINK IT WAS THAT ONE.

  • >> I'M AFRAID THAT PEOPLE THINK THAT THIS IS A BIT THAT WE CAME

  • UP WITH, WHERE WE JUST WROTE ALL THIS STUFF LAST WEEK.

  • >> James: NO.

  • >> TWO HOURS AWAY FROM DOING THAT ON THE SHOW.

  • >> James: TWO HOURS AWAY.

  • ME AND JIMMIE BUTCH ET IN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS, CROCS, I LIKE

  • IT LIKE THAT.

  • ♪.

  • >> IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT.

  • >> James: WOULD IT?

  • (LAUGHTER) >> JUST TO BE QUICK, JIMMIE

  • BUFFETT BACKED OUT.

  • YOU WERE ON BOARD.

  • (LAUGHTER) >> WE WRITE A LOT OF STUFF AND

  • YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF A THROW IT AT THE WALL AND SEE WHAT

  • STICKS.

  • YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DECIDED THAT STUCK.

  • >> James: I HONESTLY NEVER EVEN SEEN IT LIKE THAT AND THEN

  • YOU ARE-- WOW.

  • THAT'S GIVE ONLY-- GIVEN ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT.

  • THAT WAS PARODY SONGS, WORTH LESS THAN TEN SECONDS OF WHY YOU

  • ARE TIME, THANK YOU JIMMIE BUFFETT, THANK YOU FOR GETTING

  • ME OUT OF IT.

HERE AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WE WRITE A LOT OF PARODY

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