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  • >> James: LOOK AT YOU.

  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

  • WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE COMING.

  • THAT'S SO GREAT.

  • OH!

  • THANK YOU.

  • NO ONE SAID YOU WERE COMING, AND WE WANTED YOU TO STOP BY, DIDN'T

  • WE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: LOOK WHO IS HERE, IAN.

  • LOOK WHO-- OH.

  • >> WOW.

  • >> James:OFF'S BEEN TESTED.

  • GREAT, OH, I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

  • AND WE'RE HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

  • NOT-- YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO ELSE IS HERE, TREVOR NOAH.

  • YEAH, POPPING BY LATER.

  • AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS POPPING BY?

  • GROUPLOVE.

  • WITH SOME MUSIC.

  • IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT NIGHT.

  • GOING TO BE A GREAT, GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE GREAT NIGHTS,

  • TREVOR NOAH I'M EXCITED TO SEE TREVOR.

  • TREVOR IS HERE.

  • >> TREVOR IS CLEVER.

  • >> James: TREVOR IS CLEVER, HE IS A NOAH IT ALL.

  • IT IS THAT TYPE OF SHOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.

  • >> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

  • >> James: GET OVER IT.

  • TREVOR'S HERE.

  • HE'S IN L.A. BECAUSE HE IS HOSTING THE GRAMMYS ON SUNDAY.

  • YEAH, I'M EXCITED FOR THE GRAMMYS.

  • I THINK IT IS GOING TO BE ELECTRIC.

  • FAN YOU ARE SOME WHAT MUSICALLY INCLINED, WILL YOU BE WATCHING

  • THE GRAMMYS?

  • >> HOW DO YOU WATCH IT?

  • >> ISN'T IT ON CBS.

  • >> James: HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WATCH IT.

  • >> LIKE A SMALL SELECTED CLIP ON TWITTER?

  • >> James: YES, THAT IS ONE WAY TO WATCH THE SHOW.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: BUT IT'S ALSO GOING TO BE ON CBS, 5 P.M.

  • >> IT'S GOING TO BE LIVE.

  • >> James: LIVE, LIVE.

  • >> OKAY AND THAT IS CBS'S STREAMING SERVICE AS WELL.

  • >> James: ALSO I IMAGINE ON PARAMOUNT PLUS, WILL IT, ROB?

  • >> I THINK SO, SHOULD BE.

  • >> James: PM PLUS, YOU KNOW, YEAH.

  • >> James: PMP.

  • P, P, I WATCH IT ON PP.

  • >> SAW IT ON PP, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.

  • >> James: YOU WATCH THE GRAMMYS, I SAW IT ON PP.

  • PARAMOUNT PLUS.

  • [BLEEP] (LAUGHTER)

  • I AM EXCITED.

  • DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS ON, IAN, DO YOU KNOW WHO IS ON, DO YOU

  • KNOW THE LINE-UP, ON THE GRAMMYS.

  • >> I KNOW HARRY STYLES IS ON THERE.

  • >> James: HARRY STYLES, I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING, I HAVE SEEN

  • A PHOTO OF WHAT HARRY IS WEARING.

  • ALL I'M GOING TO SAY IS GET READY.

  • >> Reggie: U OH.

  • >> James: I WILL TELL YOU IN THE BREAK, I DON'T WANT TO TELL

  • YOU NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF HE WANTS THE REVEAL, IT IS NOT A

  • BIG REVEAL,.

  • >> Reggie: I HAVE A PREDICTION, BLOWS, PEARL

  • NECKLACE.

  • >> FUN SAILOR OUTFIT.

  • >> BIG OLD LOLLIPOP RPS YEAH.

  • >> James: ONE OF THOSE IS RIGHT.

  • YEAH.

  • >> Reggie: WOW.

  • >> James: HARRY IS ON, BILLIE EILISH, CARDI B.

  • >> TAY, TAY, MEGAN THE STALLION, DUA LIPA.

  • LIL' BABY S LITTLE BABY-- LIL' BABY.

  • >> KENNY LOGINS.

  • >> CULTURE CLUB.

  • >> James: CULTURE CLUB ARE DOING A THING WITH MEATLOAF.

  • >> Reggie: CAN'T WAIT.

  • >> James: CULTURE CLUB AND MEATLOAF.

  • WHO ELSE IS ON,IOIO YO-YO MA, YO-YO MA AND.

  • >> THAT MAKES SENSE, YO-YO MA WAS THE DRAKE OF YO-YO MA ERA.

  • >> James: HE WAS, A MASSIVE LINE-UP.

  • BTS.

  • >> OH YEAH, YES,.

  • >> James: BTS ROLLING IN.

  • >> Reggie: THEY'RE GREAT.

  • >> James: BRINGING SOME DYNAMITE TO THE SHOW, I HOPE.

  • >> WILSON PHILIPS.

  • >> James: WILSON PHILIPS, WILSON PHILIPS AND WILSON

  • PHILIPS AND THE BANGLES.

  • >> OH.

  • >> James: THEY ARE DOING HE INTERNAL FLAME, MANIC MONDAY

  • MASHUP.

  • >> BATTLE OF THE BANDS KIND OF THING.

  • >> James: HE DOES TWO MINUTES, THEY DO TWO MINUTES.

  • >> SLIP KNOT ARE PLAYING.

  • >> James: SLIP KNOT DOING A SONG WITH SELENA GOMEZ.

  • >> THAT MAKES SENSE, BECAUSE GOMEZ SAID I'M SLIP KNOT FAN.

  • >> James: SLIP KNOT.

  • >> IT IS CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF BUT YOU REALLY WISH THEY

  • WOULD.

  • >> James: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

  • CAN I ALSO SAY AND I AM ABOUT TO MAKE A REQUEST, ROB, AT THIS

  • STAGE OF THE SHOW, MY NEPHEW JOE TURNED 18 TODAY.

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL.

  • 18.

  • 18.

  • I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND IT.

  • >> I DON'T THINK THAT IS STAYING IN.

  • [BLEEP] >> James: IT'S STAYING IN.

  • >> 18, THAT'S AMAZING.

  • >> Reggie: HE CAN DRINK.

  • >> James: HE CAN HAVE HIS FIRST TASTE OF ALCOHOL.

  • I SAID TO HIM ON FACETIME, I SAID, YEAH, HAVE YOU HAD YOUR

  • FIRST TASTE OF ALCOHOL.

  • AND HE WENT I HAVE HAD ONE BEER, I'M WASTED.

  • YEAH, 18.

  • >> Reggie: THAT'S AMAZING.

  • >> James: WELL, THE HOUSE PASSED THE SENATE VERSION OF THE

  • CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL TODAY.

  • GENUINELY BIG NEWS, WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE COULD RECEIVE THEIR

  • $1400 STIMULUS CHECKS BY THE END OF THE MONTH.

  • WHAT ABOUT THAT?

  • YEAH.

  • HUGE NEWS.

  • WITH 1400 DOLLARS A YEAR INTO THE PANDEMIC YOU CAN FINALLY PAY

  • MAY 2020'S RENT.

  • THE MONEY WILL BE GOING OUT SOON.

  • AND REALLY WHAT'S MORE REASSURING THAN THE PHRASE DON'T

  • WORRY, THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL.

  • STIMULUS BILL, I LIKE THE WORLD, SOUNDS LIKE THE LAMEST COW BUOY

  • OF ALL TIMESK I'M STIMULUS BILL COMING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.

  • WHAT IS STIMULUS BILL KNOWN FOR, KNOWN FOR THROUGHOUT THE WEST.

  • >> SLOWEST GUN IN THE WEST.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT, STIMULUS BILL.

  • STIMULUS BILL, ALL PRACTICALLY JUMP START YOUR ECONOMY THROUGH

  • A NUMBER OF SUPPLY SIDE ECONOMIC MEASURES.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: THAT'S NOT ONLY BIG NEWS.

  • FROM CAPITOL HILLED TODAY OVER IN THE SENATE MERRICK GARLAND

  • WAS OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED AS ATTORNEY GENERAL.

  • YOU MAY REMEMBER GARLAND FROM WHEN PRESIDENT OBAMA NOMINATED

  • HIM TO THE SUPREME COURT BACK IF 2016 BUT THE REPUBLICAN SENATE

  • WOULDN'T EVEN BRING IT TO A VOTE.

  • I LOVE IT.

  • I LOVE IT WHEN A CHARACTER FROM SEASON ONE POPS BACK UP IN

  • SEASON FIVE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, A LITTLE TREAT FOR THE

  • I THINK MERRICK GARLAND WILL BE A GOOD ATTORNEY GENERAL, I DO,

  • DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?

  • BECAUSE A, HE'S AN ATTORNEY, AND AS A MAN, HE IS KIND OF GENERAL.

  • ALSO TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SECURE 100

  • MILLION ADDITIONAL DOSES OF THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE.

  • YEAH.

  • A HUNDRED MILLION MORE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE DOSES OR AS IT

  • IS BETTER KNOWN, JOHNSON AND JOHNSON AND JOHNSON, AND JOHNON,

  • AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND

  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND

  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON,

  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON,

  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

  • JOHNSON JOHNSON.

  • JOHNSON.

  • THAT SHOULD BE THE SHOW, RIGHT, ROB?

  • (LAUGHTER) IN OTHER VACCINE NEWS ALASKA HAS

  • BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO MAKE COVID VACCINES AVAILABLE TO

  • EVERYONE OVER THE AGE OF 16.

  • YES, SO THAT'S ALL FOR US.

  • WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT LIVE IN ANCHORAGE.

  • EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE STATE OF ALASKA CAN GET VACCINATED NOW.

  • SO WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF YOU.

  • ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY YOU REALLY HAVE TO READ THE FINE PRINT

  • BECAUSE IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 FIRST YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF

  • BY WRESTLING A CHINOOK SALMON OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A GRIZZLY

  • BEAR.

  • HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SALMON.

  • >> ME?

  • ANYWAY CAN I GET T REALLY, I DO, I LIKE A SALMON.

  • JUST A TINIEST BIT OF BUTTER AND SOME LEMON.

  • LET THE SAMON DO THE WORK.

  • >> James: LET THE SAMON DO THE WORK, ARE YOU RIGHT.

  • >> LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

  • LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

  • LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

  • LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

  • LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

  • LET THE SAMON.

  • JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

  • DO THE SAMON.

  • ♪.

  • >> AND DID EVERYONE SEE THIS?

  • >> IS THIS A TV SHOW?

  • WITH ITS.

  • >> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT MONOLOGUE TONIGHT.

  • >> James: IS IT?

  • SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT ONE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> WE ARE A LITTLE TIGHT.

  • >> James: WHY.

  • >> WE HAVE A LONG INTERVIEW WITH TREVOR NOAH.

  • >> James: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HE'LL BE FINE WITH T WHEN HE

  • COMES DOWN, A FEW LESS QUESTIONS.

  • >> OKAYS I WILL CHECK IN WITH HIM BACKSTAGE.

  • >> James: WE WILL BE FINE AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T DO A BIG

  • ELABORATE ENT RANCE.

  • -- ENTRANCE.

  • >> NICE.

  • >> James: AN IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE, THE CAR COMPANY KIA IS

  • RECALLING 380,000 VEHICLES AND INSTRUCTING OWNERS TO NOT PARK

  • THEM IN A GARAGE BECAUSE THEY CAN BURST INTO FLAMES.

  • OTHER THAN THAT, THEY'RE COMPLETELY SAFE.

  • PEOPLE ACTUALLY PUT THEIR CARS IN THE GARAGE.

  • I THOUGHT GARAGES WERE FOR HOSTING LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS

  • DURING CORONAVIRUS.

  • AND FINALLY WE WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS, A PYTHON JUST SOLD FOR

  • $6,000 BUT IT'S NOT ANY ORDINARY PYTHON.

  • IT HAS THREE SMILEY FACE EMOJIS ON ITS BODY.

  • HERE YOU SEE, THIS IS REAL.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • YEAH, AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHILE IT

  • STRANGE ELS YOU.

  • YEAH, BUT THIS BIZARRE PYTHON WITH THREE SMILEY FACES SOLD FOR

  • 6,000 DOLLARS.

  • BUT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, THIS PYTHON IS STILL UP FOR GRABS.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TREVOR NOAH EVERYBODY.

>> James: LOOK AT YOU.

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