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  • Well, of course, today is International Women's Day, and I thought it might be nice to honor women in the truly American tradition.

  • That's right.

  • By trying to sell them something.

  • We are a capitalist country.

  • That's as far as I know.

  • That's what this nation does.

  • Yeah, well, our newest sponsor is a product designed specifically for women, So let's take a look.

  • Women all across the country are discovering blueness.

  • Busy moms used blueness.

  • Famous actresses used Lunesta.

  • If you see a woman and think, what's her secret?

  • It's probably luminous.

  • Wow, that sounds great.

  • But what is it?

  • 96% of luminous users reported an improvement in just six weeks.

  • And improvement in what lunacy is discreet and small enough to fit in your purse like makeup or like birth control.

  • What is it?

  • Well, tell you what.

  • It's not no preservatives, no GMOs and no animal products unless you count eels.

  • Okay, what does it do?

  • Lunacy is effective at preventing that female problem.

  • You know, the one you know, I honestly don't.

  • Blueness keeps you dry.

  • Yet moist lunacy is strong enough for a man, but also a giant leap for mankind.

  • That doesn't even make sense.

  • Lunacy is FDA wait listed and has a four star rating from JD Power and Associates.

  • Luna's has more vitamin E than a raw onion.

  • Luminous has a 2.9% a p r.

  • Don't take lewdness.

  • If you have a history of illness, don't ask your doctor.

  • Before taking Lunesta in clinical trials, some women were turned into wax figures.

  • Okay, what does it do?

  • Side effects include itching, dryness and minding your own damn business.

  • Okay, You know what?

  • I'm out.

  • I don't care.

  • Did we mention luminous has pockets in his pockets?

  • Results may vary.

  • I'm sure I know what that is.

  • Oh, I know what it is.

  • I'm wearing one now.

  • Okay?

  • I'm very confused.

Well, of course, today is International Women's Day, and I thought it might be nice to honor women in the truly American tradition.

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