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  • Good morning, Mr. Squidward.

  • - Bleah. - So, are you ready?

  • To go home?

  • No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.

  • Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood,

  • I present to you a gift.

  • Ta-da!

  • [Squidward] "I heart you."

  • It's a little itchy.

  • What's this thing made of?

  • Eyelashes!

  • Now may I resume my minimum-wage duties?

  • After you present your brotherhood gift.

  • I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.

  • Oh no, no, no, no, lad! You know the rules.

  • You have to make the gift.

  • The only thing I'm making is for the exit.

  • Is this any better, Squidward?

  • I made this one with my tears.

  • [sniffles]

  • [sighs]

  • I knew you'd come around, boy.

  • If you drop one slice of me booty,

  • I'll have... your booty!

  • Those, uh, homemade pies sure look good.

  • Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory.

  • A bomb factory.

  • They're bombs.

  • Oh, well, that's too bad.

  • I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one.

  • Wait! We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff.

  • That'll be 25 bucks, please.

  • OK, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven.

  • I'll be returning to my life now.

  • Not yet.

  • I got to make sure you did it right.

  • Wait a second...

  • this would go great with some milk!

  • [explosion]

  • So, you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh?

  • But Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain!

  • Mr. Krabs, are you OK? I heard a... wow!

  • A pie!

  • It's from Squidward.

  • "To SpongeBob... Well, here you go."

  • And that's what happened!

  • Twenty-five dollars?

  • A bomb?!

  • [both] In the Krusty Krab?!

  • [licks his fingers]

  • Thanks for the pie, Squidward.

  • When that pie goes up to bat,

  • I mean, hits his lower intestine...

  • Boom!

  • The way I see it, he's only got till sunset.

  • Why ruin his last day on earth?

  • The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours.

  • La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

  • Uh, SpongeBob?

  • Yes?

  • I forgot to tell you there's a part two to your gift.

  • Part two?

  • Part two, part two, part two, part--

  • Uh, please, don't do that.

  • What's for part two?

  • Well, what's the most fun thing you can think of?

  • Actually, I keep a list

  • of the most fun things I like to do.

  • Knock-knock jokes!

  • Hey Squid, knock-knock.

  • Who's there?

  • I am!

  • [laughs]

  • [awkward laugh]

  • Oh, yeah...

  • Beep, beep! Look out, everyone! Friends in reverse!

  • Beep, beep, beep!

  • Are you sure you should be poking it like that?

  • Who's the doctor here?

  • [SpongeBob laughs]

  • [laughs]

  • [laughs]

  • Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful eh, Squidward?

  • - Yeah. - Yeah.

  • This is great, just the three of us.

  • You, me...

  • and this brick wall you built between us.

  • Yeah. [laughs nervously]

  • Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit.

  • What do they make you think of, Squidward?

  • Explosions.

  • I mean, erosions.

  • You know, if I were to die right now

  • in some sort of fiery explosion

  • due to the carelessness of a friend...

  • Well, that'd just be OK.

  • [sniffles]

  • [SpongeBob's stomach rumbling] Ah?

  • [burps]

  • Wow, it feels like something just dropped

  • into my lower intestine.

  • Here it is, the sunset!

  • I always love to count it down.

  • Five... You do the rest, buddy.

  • Uh, four...

  • Three...

  • [stuttering] T-Two...

  • O-One...!

  • I guess we started too early. Let's start again.

  • Five...

  • Four...

  • Three...

  • [explosion]

  • Two...

  • [cries]

  • Well, at least I was able

  • to make his last few hours meaningful.

  • I am such a good person.

  • [explosion] Wha--

  • [blows]

  • [explosion]

  • Hey Squidward, check this out!

  • Why are you still here?

  • Well, since we finished everything on the list,

  • I thought I'd make up a new one.

  • I already filled up this book with ideas.

  • I spent the whole day with you,

  • doing all kinds of ridiculous things,

  • because you were supposed to explode!

  • You want me to explode?

  • Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!

  • You're supposed to explode into a million pieces.

  • Why would I do that?

  • Because the pie you ate was a bomb!

  • What pie?

  • The one I left sitting on the counter this morning

  • that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks

  • and I didn't know it was a bomb and you ate it.

  • That pie!

  • Hmm... Oh! You mean this pie!

  • I was saving it in my pocket for us to share.

  • Let's eat!

  • Oops!

  • [explosion]

  • [Squidward] Ouch.

Good morning, Mr. Squidward.

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