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  • Guess who's back Back again in Carmel.

  • We're so happy to see you, you know, Stormed the capital.

  • Learned some lessons.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, You just got swept up in you, right?

  • It was just so fun.

  • It was good to be around people again.

  • Now, we all just had a little break.

  • GMO, the drummer in the band seems to be taking an extended break because does anyone know where GMO is?

  • Does anybody know?

  • Hello, me caramel.

  • What have you been?

  • Ge?

  • We started the show started.

  • Where you been?

  • Sorry, I was I was taken.

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah.

  • Does everybody remember how you know the Dominion Voting Systems is suing Rudy Giuliani for $1.3 billion?

  • Well, after publicly declaring that he was ready for the legal fight, it turns out Giuliani spent a week dodging process servers who were trying to hand him the lawsuit.

  • They had to catch Giuliani and serve him the papers.

  • This would this should 100% be televised?

  • This should be a challenge on the amazing race.

  • Do you think what a fall from Grace Giuliani's had.

  • We went from being the president's personal lawyer to basically living out the plot of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

  • You know who should be serving?

  • Rudy Giuliani.

  • These papers?

  • Sasha Baron Cohen.

  • Oh, shouldn't he?

  • Wouldn't it be great if Borat served the papers?

  • Yes.

  • What were you doing?

  • A borrow impression, then, Rob, That was huge.

  • Jared, go and give us your borrow.

  • I said, Well, I had a job.

  • I said you could get live.

  • You could get five.

  • I absolutely.

  • Jared's not in the studio very much.

  • He's just in today because we're playing a game later in the show, which came out.

  • I love this.

  • Relaxed, very relaxed.

  • Absolutely, Absolutely.

  • Love it.

  • It's sort of You're like, you look like a kind of listen a J crew model.

  • This is the first time I've left my house in six months.

  • So I'm just gonna lean in.

  • Yeah.

  • Lean in, man.

  • Get you a drink or anything.

  • You're good.

  • I'm good.

  • No, I think I'm all right.

  • Yeah.

  • He looks like the cool English teacher on the first nice day of the year, where he's like, you know what?

  • Let's have class outside.

  • Yes, that's exactly who it is.

  • Some scientific news for you.

  • A new study says that talking on the phone for just 10 minutes can make you feel up to 20% less lonely.

  • And if you do it right a half an hour later, dominoes will bring you a pizza.

  • Now, amazing.

  • You feel less lonely.

  • That is, of course, once you get over the initial rage, you feel when someone actually calls you on the phone, 10 minutes on the phone can make you feel less lonely.

  • And if you happen to be on the phone with my dad, it can make you feel a lot more knowledgeable about the weather in Buckingham Shit.

  • This is true, though the researchers say that loneliness decreases even more if you are in control of the conversation.

  • Do you agree with that in?

  • How do I say I feel great?

  • I don't feel lonely at all.

  • Scientists have just discovered a gene that plays a key role in whether or not newlyweds will be good long term partners.

  • Gene, of course, is the name of your wife's Pilates instructor.

  • Apparently, people with a specific form of this gene are more grateful, trusting, forgiving and open to parties that GMOs house.

  • And we wanted to show you this a woman in Michigan was on Google Earth looking at the Trinity Islands down near Australia, and she was surprised to find an island that looks like see for yourselves.

  • When asked what she was doing on Google her, the woman replied, Honestly, looking for Penis shapes.

  • And look at that talk about a private island.

  • The island is 1500 ft long, and that's that's cold water down.

  • I know it looks beautiful, but live on that island is actually semi hard.

  • Here's a funny story from right here in California, a woman received her new driver's license in the mail, but this was the photograph that the DMV included in her I.

  • D.

  • They accidentally used a photo they took of her before she removed her mosque.

  • The way I see it with this, I don't think it's a bad thing we're all gonna be wearing Mask into 2022.

  • We do need to start identifying each other by our eyebrows.

  • We see the photo again.

  • Look at that, Lauren, Is that you?

  • 16.

  • Your eyes are what much sadder.

  • You've got sadder.

  • Yeah, I don't know.

  • I think you're alive by comparison.

  • What?

  • Compared to a still photo compared to its still fight it out.

  • Mhm.

  • The United States Postal Service just unveiled the design of its new mail truck, which is expected to hit the road in 2023.

  • And it was instantly mocked Online.

  • Here is here.

  • That's the truck.

  • What do you not like this?

  • It just looks like a like a duck billed truck.

  • But what's wrong with that health care?

  • I don't think I enjoy found I saw people online.

  • I started feeling sorry for the truck.

  • Oh, I see saying I looked at the track so someone should spend the best years of their life trying on a limited budget.

  • I imagine trying to design a track and then some 18 year old on the inside.

  • You sucks, bro.

  • What are you doing to try and rejoice that we're doing trying to get a truck cancelled?

  • Because the United States Postal Service they got all that money to redo another truck like, Is that where we're at now?

  • I think it's a beautiful truck.

  • I don't think the truck needs to be counseled.

  • You in the truck.

  • It's got big, like it's got the kind of energy like it just saw a picture of all of its friends at a birthday party.

  • Without it with it really does.

  • It really does feel bad for the truck.

  • Yeah.

  • There's nothing wrong with that kind of feel that bad.

  • Look at it again.

  • I think that truck is hot.

  • It's a hot truck.

  • I think you're wrong.

  • If you ask me, that truck looks more like Justin Timberlake than you think.

  • Uh huh.

  • I don't know why it does, but it does the whole truck.

  • There's a new addition to the fast food chicken sandwich wards Taco Bell have just announced it will be coming out with a crispy chicken sandwich.

  • Taco here is here.

  • It's marinated in jalapeno buttermilk fried with a crispy tortilla coating and served with creamy chipotle sauce.

  • Can we be too?

  • Aren't we over?

  • Are we done with chicken Now?

  • I want I want to eat that.

  • Yeah.

  • Cheap saying I'm not gonna try it.

  • Yeah, on a cheat day on a cheat day over a garbage can alone in a car wash.

  • Yeah.

  • You know where you'll find me eating that in a car wash, crying?

  • Yeah.

  • They're gonna send them to us for free and we'll be all Pius walking by him in the office kitchen like No, thanks.

  • I'm not.

  • That's the old me.

  • I'm not meet.

  • We'll meet in the restrooms.

  • Yeah, and eat them like we're doing heroin.

  • Were out with the filet of fish is right now you use them yet?

  • The coupons all expired on New Year's.

  • Yeah.

  • No.

  • Yeah, and I'm sorry.

  • We still got bucket hats, though.

  • They say Philip officially in McDonald's sent Ian.

  • What was it?

  • 30 33.

  • Filet coupons for 30 filet of fish and two filet of fish bucket hats.

  • And the coupons have expired.

  • So now all we've got is to fillet of fish bucket hats, which is better than we were a year ago, baby.

  • Mhm, mhm.

Guess who's back Back again in Carmel.

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