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  • Yeah, well, now to some NFL news, J.

  • J.

  • Watt, perhaps the biggest free agent Domino, has not selected a team just yet.

  • The 31 year old is a three time defensive player of the year, a five time Pro Bowler to time sack leader.

  • Whichever fan base gets him will be thrilled, to say the least.

  • So everybody, of course, all over the country is watching his every move and tweet.

  • That brings us to what we saw yesterday.

  • Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the South.

  • In fact, whatever.

  • What class is that?

  • Is that math class or what?

  • Is that biology?

  • Biology, right?

  • Yes.

  • Good job.

  • I'm actually in biology.

  • That, of course, um, let us to dig up some conspiracy theory.

  • And who better to help us with that than Lindsay Theory?

  • Um, so we're told you looked into this tweet, and you have some theories of your own.

  • What can you tell us?

  • Well, Ashley, first of all, let me tell you that I didn't think about mitochondria much when I took 1/10 grade biology.

  • And I really wish after seeing JJ Watts tweet that I thought about it a little bit more, but Luckily, we do have the Google machine, and you better believe I went to it to help me come up with some conspiracy theories about where wa is headed.

  • So let's started off mitochondria.

  • Well, they are the first energy source of a cell.

  • And, well, let's guess who plays there.

  • Click Cleveland Browns.

  • Play at first Energy Stadium.

  • So what do we think?

  • JJ Watt, a Cleveland Brown?

  • I against that logic, that's not a bad logical.

  • It's right there in front of you.

  • But we all know stadium names change every 34 years.

  • So six months.

  • It may not be first energy, but I kind of like the way, the way she's going with this.

  • I actually make it three credits at University of Maryland.

  • Just listening to Lindsay Theory.

  • Go through.

  • This one needs all of them.

  • I do.

  • Mm, Yeah, he's tweeting.

  • He's tweeting.

  • So we got to live in the moment.

  • FirstEnergy Stadium now.

  • All right, But we're gonna move on because that's not the only conspiracy theory I have Now.

  • The Mitochondria Research Society is in Buffalo, New York.

  • Who else is in Buffalo, New York?

  • Well, that is the home of the 2020 a f C East Champion.

  • Buffalo Bills, Huh?

  • I like it from 1/5 standpoint.

  • I think defensively, he gets right into that defensive line rotation.

  • Get some pressures in the NFC East, And why not go with Buffalo here?

  • Taylor, You're shaking your head.

  • Yeah, because that's not what this game is.

  • We're trying to buy into the conspiracy, but it just makes sense that can it not just makes sense.

  • Yeah, that's a good point.

  • I just like when things don't make sense.

  • We all know I don't know where the picture of the beans came from, but we all know your girl is a fan of beans.

  • We like this fit.

  • Mhm.

  • Mhm.

  • All right.

  • Actually, you mentioned it.

  • Mitochondria look like beans.

  • I didn't remember that, but that's what Google said.

  • So there we have it.

  • Now what else looks like?

  • Beans.

  • Well, the Bills do have a prominent executive who has the last name.

  • Bean.

  • General manager Brandon Beane has the NFL executive of the year, so maybe it's the Bills.

  • Or I think there's a city, maybe Chicago Millennium Park.

  • They have a very famous big, shiny metallic bean.

  • So what do you think J.

  • J.

  • Watt could be a Chicago bear?

  • I think I think Taylor's keying on this one, and I personally am a fair to just because of the hoops that we just jump through in order to get here.

  • Like I'm just here for the most random of assortment of facts that we can get to get J.

  • J.

  • Watt somewhere.

  • But the most important part to Chicago is what, Lindsay?

  • It's the fact that his lovely Mrs plays for the Chicago Red Stars in the NWSL.

  • So I actually think your conspiracy theory number 3 may have a little bit more legs to it because mitochondria has some legs.

  • Right?

  • No stretch, Thank you.

  • Know what that was?

  • That was deep.

  • I should have gone that far, and I didn't quite take my theory that far.

  • But I'm glad you guys the first time I've ever found that out.

  • That went out for me.

  • Okay.

  • You're always here for something.

  • Let's get to the last one.

  • Okay.

  • Now stay with me.

  • It's a little long winded, but powerhouse, obviously, that was a key word in JJ Watts.

  • Tweet.

  • Now, what is already looking at Jim's?

  • Perhaps in Pittsburgh.

  • We know he's very strong, very muscular.

  • And, yes, they do have a powerhouse gym.

  • It's only a short 20 minutes away.

  • Maybe not including the snow from Heinz Field, where the Pittsburgh Steelers play.

  • And mitochondria, of course, are the first energy source of a cell.

  • And there's already a cell of what brothers, Of course, Derrick and TJ in Pittsburgh, who need maybe their first source of energy.

  • Of course, that was Big Brother JJ to power them to a Super Bowl.

  • See, this is like the perfect level of both absurdity and common sense.

  • Like we got family there and then we're just talking about a random gym down the street.

  • Why not?

  • It makes too much sense, right?

  • I just love all the scribbling all around the graphic because everything somehow is connected.

  • But, Lindsay, we appreciate your research, and I have a feeling we're gonna need you back for many different things in the future.

  • You good with that?

  • Mhm.

  • Mhm.

  • I'm good with that.

  • I'm always good on the Google, and once in a while I can retain information that I learned in high school.

  • We love it.

  • Lindsay Theory, With our conspiracy theories.

  • Thanks so much for joining Sports Nation.

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Yeah, well, now to some NFL news, J.

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