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  • Hello, and welcome to Collab Week,

  • the week where I fulfill my obligation as a YouTuber

  • to perform some "collaboration" videos for your enjoyment.

  • In this installment, I am joined by heartthrob disc jockeys Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil,

  • and we will be collaborating through the medium of sculpture.

  • We're going to make some art now.

  • PHIL: Can I just throw a unicorn into the mix? CHARLIE: You can.

  • DAN: You're going equestrian. Something with four legs.

  • That's already very advanced, Phil.

  • CHARLIE: I like unicorn. Is there anything we can add to that?

  • DAN: I could take the black and make it slightly robot unicorn.

  • CHARLIE: And...uhh... rainbow colored.

  • PHIL: Rainbow colored. That works.

  • DAN: Wow. Okay.

  • CHARLIE: How about a different color for each body part.

  • Give it a proper squeeze and a good roll.

  • PHIL: I'm making a hoof.

  • DAN: This is the first time I've engaged my muscles.

  • PHIL: Charlie, our legs are looking mildly different right now.

  • CHARLIE: That's not quite correct. PHIL: Okay.

  • DAN: That's like a duck's foot, Charlie. That's not much of a hoof.

  • Why are they so flat at the bottom?

  • PHIL: That's what hooves look like. Clop, clop, clop, clop. Clop, clop, clop.

  • DAN: Look, even if we don't say it, everyone watching this is thinking the same thing.

  • PHIL: It's looking... CHARLIE: They are colorful, phallically-shaped

  • DAN: Base complete. CHARLIE: Okay.

  • DAN: Half pink, half yellow body.

  • PHIL: Shall I start building some kind of neck. DAN: Uhh...

  • PHIL: I feel like that's too much pressure. I'm going to make the tail.

  • Is that what a horse's tail is like?

  • DAN: They're more like down, aren't they?

  • PHIL: Well they've got like a flare at the end like a Charmander.

  • CHARLIE: I'm most impressed by this tail so far.

  • PHIL: I'm proud of the tail.

  • CHARLIE: It just happens to also be the only think you can't see.

  • DAN: It's got the shape of a horse.

  • CHARLIE: It has the shape of a four legged animal.

  • Are we going to go for red for head?

  • DAN: Red head, yeah I'm feeling that.

  • CHARLIE: Does someone want to bring up a photo of a horse?

  • DAN: Um... No that's cheating.

  • PHIL: Imagine the horse emoji. Like a simplistic horse.

  • DAN: Are you a fan of emoji, Charlie, in your texts?

  • CHARLIE: I am. One of my favorite emojis is the dancing lady.

  • DAN: WIth her little-- CHARLIE: Salsa lady.

  • DAN: Kicking out a sassy heal.

  • CHARLIE: I feel like she encompasses a lot of just general joy.

  • She's just having the best time, and so if you're having the best time

  • you can communicate that to people.

  • PHIL: Charlie, that looks terrifying.

  • DAN: That looks like a horse from Silent Hill. What have you done?

  • CHARLIE: I don't think horses have quite as big necks as this.

  • DAN: That's a think neck.

  • CHARLIE: I'm pretty sure we've made--

  • DAN: This horse is on steroids.

  • CHARLIE: It's not unicorn yet. PHIL: Oh no!

  • CHARLIE: We need the unicorn spike on the front. PHIL: Uh let's--

  • CHARLIE: I think white's good for that. DAN: Obviously.

  • PHIL: Oh that's good twisting action.

  • DAN: Charlie's going in with the twists.

  • PHIL: That's amazing. DAN: Man, that could easily impale someone.

  • PHIL: I would buy that. CHARLIE: Just the horn? PHIL: Yeah

  • LAUGHTER

  • DAN: What? PHIL: I don't know.

  • DAN: What are you on about?

  • PHIL: I love that this is our collective skill, as well.

  • DAN: One object. Are you kidding me?

  • CHARLIE: We now need to work on the robotic paneling.

  • Do we have any blue left?

  • Let's take a bit out it's butt and put it in it's face.

  • Aww, look at that pretty blue unicorn eye.

  • PHIL: It's horn is drooping.

  • DAN: It's having performance issues.

  • CHARLIE: So there we go. There is our collaborative project.

  • PHIL: Yeah!

  • CHARLIE: Together, we created a Frankenstein, rainbow, robotic unicorn.

  • DAN: Yes! PHIL: I love it. Can we give it a name?

  • CHARLIE: Is it male or female? I'm feeling female.

  • My instinct says Gertrude.

  • PHIL: Gertrude?

  • PHIL: Well, it's also a robot--

  • DAN: That's the most inappropriate name for a unicorn I have ever heard.

  • PHIL: What about Gertrude 3? CHARLIE: Gertrude 3? That's good.

  • PHIL: 'Cause it's a robot.

  • CHARLIE: Yeah. How do you feel about that, Dan?

  • DAN: We don't speak about the first two Gertrude.

  • PHIL: Can you now animate it?

  • CHARLIE: Neigh!

  • LAUGHTER

  • DAN: That's what it does before it charges into battle and destroys worlds.

  • CHARLIE: Rawr!!

  • PHIL: Thanks for having us, Charlie.

  • CHARLIE: You're welcome. Thanks for being in my collaboration video

  • for Collaboration Week, Dan and Phil.

  • PHIL: I had the best time.

  • CHARLIE: I'm glad you did. I'm glad you had fun. I had fun. Goodbye now.

  • DAN: Bye, Internet.

  • CRASHING

  • DAN: Ow.

  • CHARLIE: Okay.

  • STEPHEN FRY VOICE: You've just had the almost imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike,

  • which makes you, like, cool.

  • CHARLIE VOICE: Thank you very much, and if you'd like to watch

  • the other collaboration videos from this week,

  • you probably don't need me to tell you which boxes to click on.

  • I'm sure you can figure it out for yourself.

  • Goodbye!

Hello, and welcome to Collab Week,

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Sculpting With Dan & Phil

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    李芷餘   posted on 2014/07/21
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