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true story because of the pandemic.
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More people are staying home.
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That makes sense, right?
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And guess what they're doing.
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They're staying home.
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And according to studies, they're eating cereal for breakfast.
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This is all true.
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A lot of people eating cereal, and as a result, there's a nationwide shortage of grape nuts.
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Cereal.
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It's kind of surprising.
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Well, what did you just say?
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I said, It's kind of surprising that all these people know not that park Goddammit, What did you say about grape nuts?
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Oh, well, it's a true story.
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It actually made the New York Times check it out.
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The company that makes great nuts said there's a product shortage because they've actually had a problem.
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Yeah, of course there is.
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I mean, I should have seen this coming.
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Oh, you really screwed the pooch this time, Andy.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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It's fine, Andy.
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It's just cereal, just a serial.
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I defy you to find anything as loud and is painful to eat with less flavor than grape nuts.
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There's no other breakfast food in the world that makes me wonder if I'm swallowing my own teeth and go on name and other cereal that you can use to start a Terreri.
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Um, alright, sure.
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Andy, you're right.
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Grape nuts does all those things.
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But what are you doing now, Andy?
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I'm trying to score a few boxes on the dark Web.
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Damn it!
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It's too late.
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There's nothing left with heroin.
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Add to cart.
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Oh, come on, Andy.
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You're overreacting to this whole thing.
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Look, it's not just me.
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It's the 50,000 users who follow my daily instagram feed.
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Great nuts, sunsets.
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See, that's in Fiji.
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And that is Kilimanjaro in the background.
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Wow, That's beautiful, Andy.
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But don't you think it's time to move on?
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Well, it's easy for you to say.
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You've never loved anything the way I've loved grape nuts.
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I have two Children.
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Well, I hope you hug him tonight because I just learned your life can change in an instant.
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One minute you're sitting pretty with a belly full of undigested ble grape nuts and then bam!
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Darkness.
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I hate you!
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God!
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Hey, Andy.
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Good news.
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According to this article, the grape nuts shortages only till March.
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You'll have your grape nuts back next month.
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Yeah, Thanks a lot, Conan, but I'm not waiting around to get my heart broken.
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again.
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I'm making my own grape nuts cereal out of peanut shells and coffee grounds.
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Okay, Well Oh, my God.
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That hooks hurt bad.
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Oh, Andy.
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Now this magazines fake, We made it for the skin.
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Hey, we got a great show.
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Colin Quinn's gonna be joining us.
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We'll take a break.
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We'll be right back.
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Richter, your Kuku.
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You bet you go at.