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  • GUESS WHO IS BACK, IAN KARMEL IS BACK ON THE SHOW,

  • THERE HE IS.

  • WE ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

  • >> BRAVO.

  • >> YOU KNOW, STORMED THE CAPITOL, LEARNED SOME LESSONS.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: YOU JUST GOT SWEPT UP IN IT.

  • >> IT WAS JUST SO FUN.

  • IT WAS GOOD TO BE AROUND PEOPLE AGAIN.

  • >> James: NOW WE ALL JUST HAD A LITTLE BREAK.

  • GUILLERMO, THE DRUMMER IN THE BAND, SEEMS TO BE TAKING AN

  • EXTENDED BREAK-- LAF (LAUGHTER)

  • >> DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE GUILLERMO IS, DOES ANYBODY NO?

  • OH, COME ON.

  • >> WHAT HAPPENED, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, G, WE STARTED.

  • THE SHOW STARTED.

  • WHERE YOU BEEN?

  • (LAUGHTER) >> SORRY, I WAS TAKING A [BLEEP]

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: WELL, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US GUILLERMO.

  • >> ABSOLUTELY, PLEASURE TO BE HERE.

  • >> James: WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

  • WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO IN THE BREAK, GUILLERMO?

  • >> ACTUALLY, ROB AND I BUILT A LITTLE DESK.

  • HE CAME OVER AND HELPED ME.

  • HE BRAWT HIS SA SWRKS ZAL AND BUILT A DESK TOGETHER.

  • >> James: HANG ON, WHAT?

  • THAT IS MORE EXCITING THAN ANYTHING HAVE I DONE IN THE LAST

  • 12 MONTH.

  • ROB.

  • >> YO.

  • >> James: I DIDN'T KNOW WERE YOU OPEN FOR BUSINESS, WHAT WAS

  • T YOU BUILD IT FROM SCRATCH OR PUT IT TOGETHER FROM LIKE IKEA.

  • >> NO, GUILLERMO HAD AN OLD HEADBOARD.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

  • >> AND WE REPURPOSED IT AND MADE IT SHALL-- .

  • >> James: OKAY, SORRY, SORRY.

  • >> HERE WE GO.

  • >> James: OKAY, SORRY, I NOW-- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS

  • WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

  • >> I FORGOT FOR A MINUTE THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GUILLERMO'S

  • HOUSE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PUTTING UP A DESK WAS CODE FOR

  • WHATEVER IT IS YOU GUYS DO, I'M FINE WITH IT.

  • >> HARD TEAK WOOD, IT WAS VERY HARD TEAK WOOD.

  • >> James: OKAY, OKAY, VERY HARD, TEAK HEADBOARD AND YOU

  • GUYS AND YOUR WIVES PUT IT TOGETHER, AND WHY NOT, IT'S A

  • BREAK.

  • WE ARE ON HIATUS.

  • DO WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.

  • WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO?

  • >> Reggie: I WENT TO NEW YORK.

  • >> James: OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DID.

  • YOU WERE-- HOW WAS IT?

  • >> IT KIND OF FELT LIKE RETRO NEW YORK BECAUSE THERE IS JUST

  • WAY LOWER ENERGY ON THE STREET.

  • >> James: I ENJOY, I LIKE THAT LITTLE CHANGE, IT WAS NICE.

  • > YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> James: A TASTE OF NEW YORK MISSES YOU, AND SENT ME A PHOTO

  • OF HIS WORM AND I THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHAT, I [BLEEP] LOVE THAT

  • GUY.

  • THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT THAT IS HOW I FELT.

  • WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHAT WENT DOWN?

  • >> I GOT INTO BICYCLE RIDING OVER THE BREAK.

  • >> James: DID YOU.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: RIGHT.

  • >> I GOT THE SHORTS.

  • I GOT A BIKE, I GOT A HELMET, I GOT EVERYTHING.

  • >> James: HOW FAR ARE WE GOING ON THIS BIKE.

  • >> I WENT 20 MILES ON SATURDAY.

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: BE HONEST NOW, AT WHAT POINT DURING THAT RIDE DID

  • YOU THINK WILL THIS FIT IN AN UBER?

  • >> BEFORE I DID THE 20 MILES I THOUGHT I WILL START BIKING THE

  • WORK.

  • AND SIX MILE NAS T I'M SWEATING, MY HAIR IS MATTED ON MY FACE AND

  • I'M LIKE NO, I CAN'T-- THIS IS-- THIS HAS TO HAPPEN BETWEEN

  • SHOWERS.

  • >> James: YES.

  • YOU CAN USE MY SHOWER.

  • I HAVE A SHOWER, YOU CAN USE MY SHOWER.

  • >> ALL RIGHT, I WILL START BIKING TO WORK.

  • >> James: YOU CAN SHOWER IN THERE.

  • >> YOU I CAN SHOWER IN YOUR SHOWER.

  • >> James: YOU KNOW IF THAT SHOWER COULD TALK, GAGA HAS BEEN

  • IN THAT SHOWER, STYLES HAS BEEN IN THAT SHOWER, BIEBER HAS BEEN

  • IN THAT SHOWER.

  • REG, YOU HAVE BEEN IN THAT SHOWER.

  • >> I THINK I HAVE.

  • >> James: YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOWER.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: THERE WAS ONE MORE.

  • >> GOLDBLUM.

  • >> James: SHAT DID NOT.

  • >> TED CRUZ?

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: TED CRUZ SHOWERS IN THERE, HE DID, HE DIDN'T WANT TO

  • BUT HIS KIDS NEEDED TO WASH.

  • LOOK AT US, GUYS, LOOK AT THAT, WE TURNED AROUND A SIMPLE, A

  • SIMPLE DISCUSSION ABOUT BIKING, WHAT DID WE DO?

  • BANG WITH THE POLITICS.

  • OOOH.

  • >> WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN, WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN, YEAH.

  • WANT TO LOOK AT THE HEADLINES, WANT TO LOOK AT THE HEADLINES,

  • WANT TO BLOOK AT THE HEADLINES? LOOK AT THE HEADLINES? LET'S DO

  • IT.

  • ALL RIGHT, HERE IS THE HEADLINES, THERE SAY BIG UPDATE

  • IN DONALD TRUMP'S NEVER-ENDING QUEST TO KEEP HIS TAXES HIDDEN.

  • EARLIER TODAY THE SUPREME COURT SAID THAT TRUMP'S ACCOUNTANTS

  • MUST TURN OVER HIS FINANCIAL RECORDS TO PROSECUTORS.

  • THIS IS IT, GUYS, I THINK THIS IS WHAT IS FINALLY GOING TO TAKE

  • DOWN HIS PRESIDENCY.

  • >> OBVIOUSLY THIS IS HUGE NEWS, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

  • WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENING.

  • I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH TRUMP, I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE

  • TALKING ABOUT IT, WEREN'T WE?

  • HERE HE IS SNEAKING BACK INTO THE SHOW LOOK AN EX WHO PRETENDS

  • HE LEFT THEIR PHONE CHARGER AT THE HOUSE.

  • OH, I DIDN'T LEAVE IT HERE, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEWHERE ELSE,

  • ANYWAY, HOW YOU BEEN?

  • IN OTHER NEWS DESPITE COVID CASES DROPPING NATIONWIDE

  • DR. FAUCI IS NOW SAYING THAT AMERICANS MAY NEED TO CONTINUE

  • WEARING MASKS INTO 2022.

  • YEAH, THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.

  • I IMAGINE THE WHOLE OF AMERICA WILL JUST ABIDE BY THAT, NO

  • PROBLEM.

  • I HAVE THINK THIS IS GOOD NEWSES, GOOD NEWS FOR ANY OF US

  • WHO REALLY LET THE BOTTOM HALF OF OUR FACE GO.

  • LIKE I'M HAPPY WITH THE TOP HALF OF MY FACE.

  • THE TOP HALF, THAT'S THE ONLY PART OF MY BODY I DON'T I NEED

  • TO LOSE WEIGHT ON.

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: IF I LOOK AT MY, LIKE WHEN I DRIVE IN AND I SEE

  • THAT BILLBOARD WHICH IS HERE, I THINK THERE'S A BILLBOARD

  • OUTSIDE THE BUILDING, YOU SEE IT IN THE OPENING CREDITS.

  • I THINK YEAH, I LOOK ALL RIGHT.

  • AND I REALIZE-- .

  • >> I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE WITH A FAT FOREHEAD, HAVE YOU.

  • >> HE IS A GOOD GUY BUT HE NEEDS TO SHIFT.

  • >> IN THE CIRCLE I TRAVEL IN, IF THERE WAS SOMEONE WITH A FAT

  • FOREHEAD I WOULD HAVE MET HIM.

  • >> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT BUT DR. FAUCI SAID PEOPLE MAY NEED

  • TO WEAR MASKS EVEN IF THE UNITED STATES MAY REACH A QUOTE

  • SIGNIFICANTLY-- SIGNIFICANT DEGREE OF NORMALITY BY THE END

  • OF THE YEAR.

  • THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A NEW PICKUP LINE, I RECKON.

  • YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE FOR A SIGNIFICANT DEGREE

  • OF NORMALITY?

  • >> AND ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY DID YOU SEE THIS, PEOPLE WHO

  • WEAR GLASSES ARE THREE TIMES LESS LIKELY TO BE INFECTED BY

  • COVID IN PART BECAUSE THEY RUB THEIR EYES LESS FREQUENTLY.

  • SO CONGRATS, DAVE.

  • WELL DONE.

  • (APPLAUSE) I THINK THIS IS-- I CONSIDER

  • THIS AN ABSOLUTE BREAKTHROUGH FOR PEOPLE WEARING GLASSES

  • BECAUSE FOR THE PAST 12 MONTH THEY'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH THE

  • FOGGING.

  • AND NOW YOU CAN WALK AROUND SMUG WELL I'M THREE TIMES LESS LIKELY

  • TO GET IT THAN YOU.

  • IS THIS GOING TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU INTERACT, WITH THE MASK.

  • >> I WILL LIVE FOREVER.

  • >> BUT YEAH, GLASSES MAKE YOU LESS LIKELY TO CONTRACT COVID IN

  • FACT TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER GUY FIERI ACTUALLY FLIPPED

  • HIS AROUND TO THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD.

  • MOVING ON SCIENTISTS HAVE JUST DISCOVERED A GENE THAT PLAYS A

  • KEY ROLE IN WHETHER OR NOT NEWLY WEEDS WILL BE GOOD LONG-TERM

  • PARTNERS.

  • GENE, OF COURSE, IS THE NAME OF YOUR WIFE'S PILL ATES INTRUCTER.

  • APPARENTLY PEOPLE WITH A SPECIFIC FORM OF THIS GENE ARE

  • MORE GRATEFUL, TRUSTING, FORGIVING AND OPEN TO PARTIES AT

  • GUILLERMO'S HOUSE.

  • AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A WOMAN IN MICHIGAN WAS ON

  • GOOGLE EARTH LOOKING AT THE TRINITY ISLANDS DOWN NEAR

  • AUSTRALIA AND SHE WAS SURPRISED TO FIND AN ISLAND THAT LOOKS

  • LIKE, SEE FOR YOURSELF.

  • (LAUGHTER) >> WHEN ASKED WHAT SHE WAS DOING

  • ON GOOGLE EARTH THE WOMAN REPLIED HONESTLY LOOKING FOR

  • PENIS SHAPES.

  • AND LOOK AT THAT.

  • TALK ABOUT A PRIVATE ISLAND.

  • THE ISLAND IS 1500 FEET LONG AND THAT COLD WATER, I KNOW IT LOOKS

  • BEAUTIFUL BUT LIFE ON THAT ISLAND IS ACTUALLY SEMIHARD.

  • (LAUGHTER) SHE FOUND THE ISLAND ON GOOGLE

  • EARTH.

  • MORE LIKE GOOGLE GIRTH.

  • IT'S NORTH OF AUSTRALIA BUT OFFICIALLY IT IS PART OF THE

  • PHILI-PENIS.

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