about the first live birth that's podcasted?

Oh. (laughing)

I think that's something we should talk about.

Look, I see, think of it, look,

think of the clicks, think of the merchandise.

Merchandise?

Yeah, you know, we shoot video

for all these things now, too.

That's what the ring light's for.

Yeah, no audio, no audio only,

But just, you know us.

And then (imitates baby crying)!

(all laugh)

Oh, man!

In the background we can hear Tak breaking boards. Crack!

(both laugh) Crack! Crack!

He's doing karate in the room?

Yeah, yeah!

Umbilical cord?

I got this! Whack!

He takes out a throwing star

and just cuts the umbilical cord.

(Conan imitates a throwing star whizzing through the air)

Oh my God.