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I gotta be honest, Counsel.
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You look exactly like your picture.
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You're kind of thicker, More robust.
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Thank you.
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Compliment.
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You look a little bit like Antonio Banderas.
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If I squint really hard, please squint all night.
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Great, Chelsea, You're Kelsey.
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I'm saying that's all right.
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What's your name again?
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It's Jake.
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Sorry about that.
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So, what do you do?
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Oh, I'm studying toe work in the city.
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I wanna make Staten Island like a great place again.
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Staten Island already Cool he's talking about.
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Yeah, it is.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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The first person here to say that.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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It's the best place on earth.
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Well, at least on the East Coast, I think.
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Excuse me.
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Okay.
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Hey, hey.
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Hello?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Would you guys like, still or sparkling water?
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Um, you pick.
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I'm more of a sparkling guy.
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So sparkling it is.
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But I do like tequila, So if I get just a patrol with a rock, that's fine.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Cool.
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I prefer tequila, tequila and rock.
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You guys want, like warm bread or olive oil?
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One breast.
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Oh, okay.
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Grow.
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Did you scare off another customer?
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What's wrong with you?
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I'm so sorry about that he has, like nepotism, you know?
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Is that a disease?
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Yeah, it's a bad one.
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I brought that guy here to make you jealous.
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You could give a fuck to make me.
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Don't seem jealous or upset at all.
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I do care.
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Of course I care.
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I chose the hottest guy on tinder.
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Look at me.
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Look at me.
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Look at my tits.
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There's literally the Eiffel Tower is holding them up in here.
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Look.
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Great.
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Thank you.
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Please don't cry here.
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You look awful.
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What do you mean?
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What did your skin looks see through in circles around your eyes?
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It's so dark.
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You living an anorexic panda?
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Well, I know, I know.
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You always look sick and pale like you have a disease, but you don't know it yet, but you literally look like if I touch to you just turned to dust.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm not doing very well.
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I'm not, you know.
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What do I tell your date?
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Don't tell him to fuck up.
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I met him 10 minutes ago.
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He's a deejay.