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  • -Just a reminder.

  • And a lot of people are rushing out to get gifts.

  • But there's one gift in particular

  • that you might want to avoid.

  • And I know this from personal experience.

  • Let me tell you about it in song.

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • It's Valentine's Day, and you're opening gifts.

  • You'd settle for some candy or a sweet little kiss.

  • A card for some flowers, that's a great place to start.

  • But as for me, I got a giant teddy bear holding a heart.

  • That's right. ♪ I got a giant teddy bear

  • On Valentine's Day ♪ -♪ Valentine's Day

  • -♪ It's big and it's fluffy and it's always in the way

  • -♪ Always in the way

  • -♪ It's holding a heart that says "I love you" ♪

  • -♪ I love you

  • -♪ But I don't know where to put it

  • ♪ I don't know what to do

  • ♪♪

  • I ain't got no room for this thing,

  • but I don't want to offend.

  • If I threw it out, my lover

  • might become, well, just a friend.

  • It don't fit in my closet, and I don't want to ruin it,

  • but I ain't dropping 40 bucks a month for its own storage unit.

  • ♪ I got a giant teddy bear on Valentine's Day

  • -♪ On Valentine's Day

  • -♪ It's big and it's fluffy and it's always in the way

  • -♪ It's always in the way

  • -♪ I took it to the curb 'cause this thing has got to go

  • But the garbage man saw its size

  • And said hell no

  • ♪♪

  • So I took it to a field, and I just left it there.

  • But when I got back inside, it was sitting in a chair.

  • Now, its eyes were glowing red, and I swear that this was true.

  • When I looked at the heart, it said, "I'm watching you."

  • ♪ I got a giant teddy bear on Valentine's Day

  • -♪ On Valentine's Day

  • -♪ It's big and it's creepy it'll never go away

  • -♪ Never go away

  • -♪ I'm scared for my life, I can never stop it

  • -♪ Never stop it

  • -♪ Next year, I hope the one I love

  • Just gets me chocolate

  • Happy Valentine's, everybody! Stick around.

  • Be right back with more of "The Tonight Show."

  • -♪ It's always in the way

  • ♪♪

  • ♪ I love you

  • ♪♪

  • Don't know what to do

  • Valentine's Day

-Just a reminder.

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Giant Valentine’s Day Teddy Bear Song

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/02/14
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