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  • -Hey, guys, it is Friday, and that is usually, yeah,

  • Fri-yay That's what Tariq says.

  • It's Friday, that's usually when I take care of some business,

  • I get some things done, you know,

  • but the day just got completely away from me.

  • I spend all day playing online poker.

  • And I completely forgot to write out my weekly thank-you notes.

  • So now I know it's during the show,

  • but if you don't mind, I thought I'd take this time

  • to write out my thank-you notes right now,

  • is that okay with you? Appreciate it.

  • Can I get some thank-you note writing music please.

  • Thank you, Trump's defense lawyer,

  • for somehow managing to be the most embarrassing legal story

  • in the same week that had Zoom cat lawyer.

  • How did he pull that one off?

  • Thank you, $8,000 Louis Vuitton sweater,

  • for looking like someone covered themselves with glue

  • and then moshed at a Yo Gabba Gabba! concert.

  • Thank you, breakfast in bed,

  • for giving me 20 minutes of a nice breakfast

  • in exchange for eight hours of sleeping in muffin crumbs.

  • [ Light cheers and applause ]

  • Muffin crumbs.

  • I feel like muffin tops has gotten a little out of hand.

  • -Yeah, something else is like a loaf loaf topped.

  • -Yeah, not even muffin anymore at this point.

  • And it's just it just totally ruins the bottom now.

  • -Yeah, it really does. -Disappointing.

  • It's just just take the bottom out of the equation.

  • -Why don't they just sell muffin tops?

  • -Tops only, yeah. Call 'em scones.

  • -Ahh.

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • -But then you know you got a scone.

  • Scones aren't moist like muffins.

  • That's the one time I heard the word moist

  • and didn't cringe.

  • I agree with you. Yeah. Scones are dry.

  • It's almost like you're mixing it in your mouth.

  • -Yeah, right? -To make something else.

  • -Yeah. I don't I don't do all the work.

  • -Yeah. You've got to do all the mixing.

  • And if you put that added muffin tin, you make a muffin.

  • -You're on to something, Jimmy. -I know, man.

  • I gotta to call, I gotta call the Bisquick people.

  • Yeah, we don't. Sorry. Yeah. We don't.

  • No, we don't run the family business.

  • And you got you call. This is Fred Bisquick.

  • I'm into like video, video director and stuff like that.

  • But my brother.

  • Mark. Mark's more at what? -[ Imitates voice on line ]

  • -Uh-huh. -[ Imitates voice on line ]

  • -Scones? -[ Imitates voice on line ]

  • -Sure, sure, sure. Again, this is Fred Bisquick.

  • I don't run that part of the family business.

  • I'm more like, you know, wedding video editing,

  • stuff like that. So but if you need

  • any of that stuff like you, give me a call, okay?

  • Call me back. -[ Imitates voice on line ]

  • Are you married? -[ Imitates voice on line ]

  • -Alright. Yeah. Well, anyway, actually my brothers here

  • Do you want to talk to him? -[ Imitates voice on line ]

  • -Okay, hold on.

  • Hello.

  • No, no, I'm sorry, I'm just eating a scone. [ Coughs ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Thank you, bouquets, for apparently being French

  • for a $200 pile of dead plants. Aw, hey, come on.

  • [ Applause ]

  • Thank you, sidewalk puddles, or, as New Yorkers call them,

  • the winter long jump.

  • [ Applause ]

  • Thank you, curbside pickup, being the closest

  • I'll ever get to feeling like a NASCAR driver

  • with my own pit crew. It's like.

  • Thank you, long johns,

  • for not going by your full name, lengthy Jonathans.

  • [ Laughter, applause ]

  • [ Cymbal crashes ]

  • Gosh.

  • Thank you, ski lifts, for being the most exciting way

  • to feel like dry cleaning.

  • There you have it, everybody. Those are my thank you notes.

-Hey, guys, it is Friday, and that is usually, yeah,

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