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  • [gun shooting]

  • Aaaaagh!

  • Somehow that woman from the museum is destroying my convoy!

  • Agghhh!

  • She could kill us all!

  • AAAAAGHHHHHHH!

  • Don't you just WISH she would disappear?

  • Yes! Yes I do!

  • AAAAAAGH!

  • Whew! That was a close one.

  • Wow! I can't believe I'm really here!

  • I know!

  • And not just out of thin air...

  • But in another man's body at that!

  • I know!

  • So weird!

  • Okay! Let's do it.

  • But I'm in another man's body!

  • So

  • So that seems a little wrong. Don't you think?

  • How do we even know this isn't... against his will?

  • Awe... I guess you're right.

  • Okay. We won't do it.

  • Whew!

  • That could have seriously wrecked my reputation!

  • I consent!

  • I CONSENT!!!

  • I wish to be you the dream stone itself.

  • Awe nuts!

  • Okay! Let's get this bird up in the air shall we?

  • [pressing buttons]

  • Let's see...

  • So many buttons!

  • Engine! Here we go.

  • Nothings happening.

  • It ain't got not gas in it!

  • Oh...

  • Because this is a museum!

  • Oh.

  • Okay we managed to get this museum jet off the ground.

  • Now all we gotta do is fly to Egypt.

  • Lets see... How far away is it?

  • About 6000 miles.

  • Alright. And how far can we get on a tank of gas?

  • About... 1000 miles.

  • Well Poop, Diana!

  • Okay! I'm sure all planes are still the same as they were in 1918

  • Let's just let her rip, shall we?

  • HOLYCRAP! This thing is fast!

  • Barbara?

  • Yeah!

  • Are you a cat now?

  • Yeah I'm a cat! What are you? A bird now?

  • No!

  • You have wings though! You're flying!

  • This is just special armor. I don't actually need the wings to fly.

  • I'm sorry. Did you wish to become a cat?

  • I actually wished to be like you!

  • Why are you a cat then?

  • Max gave me an upgrade.

  • So technically that makes me stronger than you now!

  • NO!

  • Stop flying and come down here so I can scratch you!

  • No I don't think I will.

  • Fine! I'll just fly up to you then!

  • Cats can't fly, Barbara.

  • Here I come!

  • Oh crap!

  • And then I destroyed her

  • You know... as cats do when it comes to wimpy little birds.

  • So then what happened?

  • Well look around

  • After that Max granted everyone's wishes

  • but obviously it came at a price!

  • Tell me about it!

  • I wished for another Death Star

  • And it already exploded!

  • I wished to be immortalized in a live action motion picture!

  • What did it cost?

  • I don't know yet!

  • But I'm really excited to see my image properly represented!

  • I wished for all of the money in the world.

  • You jerk!

  • you take all the money I can't afford to run my dojo!

  • Eeeya!

  • I wished for a rematch with Superman!

  • I'll beat him next time!

  • It's not like he's going to kill me.

  • I wished to hang out with mommy again!

  • Isn't she the best?

  • Apparently the details are really important with these wishes.

  • This wishing thing is bull crap!

  • I wished for two wives with green eyes.

  • I didn't know I needed to specify the location of the eyes for each of them!

  • What happened to the other eyes?

  • I'll tell you where they went!

  • Nyeaaaaagh!

  • What about you? What did you wish for?

  • I didn't wish for anything!

  • All this chaos!

  • I couldn't wish for anything more!

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • Oh you're sweet!

  • Defending your love huh!

  • What do you wish for?

  • Do you want to be a real boy?

  • Well that's a really weird thing to say to someone you don't even know.

  • But if you're saying I get a wish...

  • I wish for all of the wishes to be undone.

  • Awe dang!

  • So Steve sacrificed himself to save the world...

  • Again.

  • So then what happened?

  • Well then I smashed the stone to bits with my sword and shield...

  • because I remembered "Hey I have these things! I should use them!"

  • And then?

  • After that I took Handsome Man home.

  • Boy did he have a lot of questions!

  • None of which I ever answered.

  • Uh....

  • what the heck?

  • Ha ha ha! Poor Handsome Man.

  • His name is Handsome Man?

  • Yep!

  • That seems... really off brand.

  • I'm just thankful for Steve/Handsome Man's sacrifice.

  • Otherwise, who knows how many people I'd have to convince to renounce their wishes.

  • Yeah that seems very unlikely.

  • I know! What if someone wished for something selfless like world peace?

  • How do you explain to someone that a heroic wish is a bad thing?

  • Speaking of which, does that mean Steve had to pay a price for his wish or Handsome Man?

  • Oh Handsome Man REALLY got screwed in this story.

  • By me AND the wish consequence.

  • In fact. You might what to start calling him by his new name...

  • Shriveled Face Man.

  • Yeah!

  • This all sounds really messed up.

  • Well... If anyone really gets upset about it, we can just do it over and act like the first time didn't count.

  • I'm sorry. What?

  • [bat-tire screech]

  • Beep Beep! Diana! It's time!

  • Speaking of which...

  • I gotta do this thing over and act like the first time didn't count.

  • Hey hey! Asteria!

  • Lookin good!

  • You wanna get in on this action?

  • Have a sweet slice of the Snyder Cut!

  • Hop in! I'll take you there!

  • You can bring that foxy gold armor that looks like...

  • Pharah from Overwatch

  • Do you mind if I... [It's gonna be sick!]

  • Please. Be my guest.

  • And then after maybe...

  • get to know my secret ident...

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaay!

  • [bat-crash]

  • so uh...

  • My bat mobile is in the shop...

  • Do you think I could get a lift?

  • Okay.

  • Okay I'm ready.

  • Hold on tight, spider-monkey.

  • Easy.

  • Holy crap! How long is that lasso?

  • Because I'm Batman!

  • Hey you guys goin out to space to smile for the camera?!

  • Sir?

  • What! What is it now?

  • Your son is here.

  • This child is good.

  • But he could be better!

[gun shooting]

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How Wonder Woman 1984 Should Have Ended

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/02/12
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