Thinking of ways to distribute hate takes everything you've got

Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

Sometimes you wanna go

Where everybody hates your face

and the villains share your rage

you wanna be in the evil seat

Heros are all the same

You wanna go where everybody hates your face

Holy Crap it's Batman!

Hey what's up

Found your little club house

And who's fault is that I wonder

Don't look at me! I left my car at the bottom of the ocean

Well he tracked someone here!

You can thank Harley Quinn for that. I put a tracking device up her nose

Don't worry goes to hell gross her in that little suicide squad led me straight here

What anyways bunch of big bad bosses all in the same room this must be my lucky day or you're worse nightmare

oh

I hate when the hero invades the lab they're always like you're going to pay for that thing you did or it ends tonight

Doctor ways evil doers I mean it's like get a different hobby right they never do

No they just foil your plans and keep getting in your way

Hero you know what heroes are Batman a bunch of bully yeah I'm a bully

bully for justice so are we gonna do this or you can all just sit there like a bunch of sissies I

I think it's time we eliminate this intruder

Zod with pleasure

Two things last time I checked that guy was doomsday and second is that the best you can do

kill him now we are talking

I'm afraid I can't do that Cobra Commander What Batman has overwritten my function

Cureses !!!

Batarang Oh you haven't seen the last of me Batman

What the

What do you got? Oh, please don't hurt me detective you just got decoyed

Are you sure you don't want to get in on this Thanos nah still not my time anyone dont matter borrowing this

Oh now we are talking

Okay now this is just getting ridiculous

because i am batman shot in the face

Finally i got you

oh come on

Look at you go have a laugh now and then

I think he's punching him back in time wait'll you get a load of me

Should we try to stop him not in this case no I don't think so

Are you done

Good ........good......

You have done well Batman yes I know

Thanks for noticing yes I can feel your anger

Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side where becomes stop you right there ankles

I'm already on the dark side The Dark Knight

duh so be it

Dark Knight

May, I present to you your one weakness

hello batman hello batman

What is this the ladies oh no ?

Yes, I know you cannot resist

I trust them to easily it is your destiny

whats up ah

Baby you want to know my secret identity

what the Harley how did you get back there

What happened what the where am i

You are at the end Batman

welcome to the wine cellar of doom

where I keep my most evil of spirits as well as a good friend of mine who just

can't wait to meet you do you know

Jaws

Hi batman i am so looking forward to eating you

I'm afraid will this change lower you into the water

Jaws is going to have all the bat he can eat

No shark repellent for you this time batman we look forward to watching your demise

But it's too bad we won't be able to see it

As standard villain practices go we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device achieves its purpose

That and because it's also closing time and I'm ready to go home

Come along shows over

goodbye batman

Batman come on down

Not dinner

Almost there

That's when I escaped

Just like that yep just like that how, well cuz I'm Batman you didn't have any help nope nobody

Nope just me

No help whatsoever

well that, was quite a story yep

And all the bad guys got away well I don't think that's the important issue I think the important thing is that I escaped

And i still know, where their secret hangout is and I can still catch them all

You need more of us to go with you next time don't you, oh my gosh yes please

I barely made out there alive

Says you just hold down the reset button I am Emperor Palpatine what is it how

Well I dream I don't care just open the blasted door. Oh

This is taking forever

Hero are so anoying

name is jet and Steve Trevor

and I'm a spy

and I can't help but notice that I am surrounded by thousands of beautiful women

I feel like I have died and gone to spy heaven. Okay? Let's remove the room I want to stay here

I'm going mother

Someone has to stop. Aries you know that if you choose to leave you can never return

Who will I be if I stay I know a girl from an island. She stand apart from the crowd

She helps the seas and a . Oh I'm sorry this is the wrong Island my mistake

i am Diana

What's she playing at shot that naked women

She is taking all the bullets lets go i am in this war too

This totally unfair

Is that a sword in your dress or are you just happy to see me

it's both what Diana no

Well screw this

Diana

What

What are you saying

What are you? Doing? I have to go? I said can't hear you my ears are ringing

I said I have to go blow up that plane to save everyone I can do it no really I want to it's fine

Whatever it is I can do it no Diana

I can save today

you can save the world really I can do it

I have a invisible plane you have a what ?

Of course you have that why wouldn't you

That girl is such a merysue

Yeah she's pretty LP

And that's the end

So don't you want to ask questions and pick apart my story

No, I'm just really happy we get to hang out me too, well this is surprising thank you no problem

So you took out the plane yeah I took out the plane because things were getting way too

Captain America what do you mean you're like Captain America

You just carry a shield with a star in it fought in a world war and had a boyfriend named Steve that was gonna sacrifice

Himself in a plane. Oh I see it now I don't care if you are like Captain America

I think you're inspiring unlike some other superhero I know right the boys make everything so dark and depressing

Hey ladies you want to know my secret identity ew gross

No thank you I'm friends with my dad hey Diana you ready to get started or what it's time to assemble I mean

It's time to unite the league what's he doing here. Oh I forgot I got to go help the boys with this thing go fight Superman

Demon wasp people it's really important to them but Green Lantern shows up too it's gonna be sick

Sounds cool actually can we come. Oh, I'm sorry

see, the Justice League is really just us you know the just us League

Hey, you get it fine whatever or loss I said to just us League oh we get it and I'm and I'm the boss

do you know why

Because I'm not always about you Bruce

What is that? Oh that that's my wiener hmm wiener

All great parodies

start with a skippable add

the new well snuggle

We're pretentious does the art skippable comes sometimes that that pop-up head because those are still around

475 Scoob

Is he or is it he she I she I don't know it all sounds like a sneeze

How the Lego Batman move should have ended ?

Now we are talking

well that is stupid

Joker please

help us no

I'm not gonna help you at least if the city is destroyed I'll go out knowing I'm your greatest enemy shut up

you're not my greatest enemy yeah you've been very clear about that No

You're more than that

You're the reason I getup in the

Dont worry Bruce

He will pass a ride with alright Justice League let's save the day

right no you guys doing here saving your butt Wonder Woman blasts, oh

gosh no no

Now everybody fine you just about yeah

now throw those criminals back in prison

This was my

Let's go

You haven't seen the last of me Batman I know what happened here doesn't count we did it

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no you're welcome wow?

that was amazing stole my victory Cal now let's talk about how you stole my Phantom Zone projector

I don't want to play anymore what why this is fun can't just swoop in here and save the day

This is my story your story yes my story check the name on the box

B-A-T-M-A-Me I sing a song about it everything. Oh i heard the song

Your catchphrase was very obvious I had this whole epic moment happening the town was literally divided and we were gonna have to come together

to save ourselves

It was extremely touching and very relevant to the times

And you ruined it you, also came into my house smashed all my crystals with my father's

Memories taught a child to steal from me and then released literally every criminal out of prison

Yeah

I forgot I smashed your family's memories

That was hilarious, oh you want hilarious how about I sing your theme song really not necessary

Beacaus I am batman

Who has no power?

Who's is afraid of snake clones

Who's addicted to caffeine

Not bad bad you wash your face give me those

What's wrong with you you're no fun a pewter?

Change Password Cal el sucks Batman we don't use the word sucks that's not nice oh come on Alfie

stupid saying

Superman superman i must ask you a question

You guys have a question ? why does your mouth look fake

Hold

Ah mother At last

Great job everyone. This is exactly why we constantly train for battle

You're out of your mind Batman I mean Bruce Wayne I mean Batman

I came here only to do two things

look masculine and talk to fish

I'm all out of fish

Okay so I'm gonna look masculine Wow

We need you Victor and maybe you need us to I'm actually already part of another team what

Cyborg the lives of the innocent are in danger it's time to act

yes

There is an evil wolf that does steppin upon us and we're gonna stop them for whatever

Hey, wonder woman where are you going looking so hot my eyes are up here guys

I know you guys are already to do battle but I haven't actully done battle

Step one

What ?

Step one, what are you talking about

I don't know how ?

Here don't talk do thing take the sword

Stab that guy do it now will you

I am so not comfortable with this

Right yeah we'll protect the mother box on

What about Superman it is fine I took care of it

Oh that's, so sweet I'm so happy for them so how did you know Louis was the key again usual thing.

When in the past

Wait what which reminds me I need you to tell me once the key are you gonna?

travel I have a lot of questions about the things

There is no time let's get ready here he comes Steppenwolf

Where is my mother

I am so cool

Now about that time travel thing

Great job everyone we saved the world

Flash kill the guy yeah I killed Steppenwolf with a trident yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that

You should probably stop murdering all the bad guys

Oh, is that not like our thing anymore I thought that was the thing we do well we finally did it

we finally showed the world bizarre your facial hair is just too distracting if we could just

There we go

that's better

as I was saying we finally showed the world that real heroes do exist now the world can be inspired again because we are

great role models we did not even close

Yeah, I think we sort of rushed a team hero story with a seriously divided Superman origin

Or nope the name of Superman is fine because I'm a beacon of hope and inspiration

When did you say inspiring things exactly let's not go there

maybe the eighties dude I talked to that kid about hope being like his car keys yeah you

Also talked about death being itchy and like

Really weird well at least I didn't let my best friend's mom lose her house while I was too busy building a Quinn jet hey

I bought your mom's pink right at the end oh because that was easier this is off to a great start

we have to be better guys there are much larger villains out there than stubborn wolf like who like Darkseid no

like me

What who's that I in your demise?

I am your destruction

The flare of franchise

I am Martha

Why did you say that name

Everyone okay, ya i am fine

Why the cafe?

It was loved by millions it was and you allowed it to be ruined?

You