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  • Making your way evil today sure does take a lot

  • Thinking of ways to distribute hate takes everything you've got

  • Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

  • Sometimes you wanna go

  • Where everybody hates your face

  • and the villains share your rage

  • you wanna be in the evil seat

  • Heros are all the same

  • You wanna go where everybody hates your face

  • Holy Crap it's Batman!

  • Hey what's up

  • Found your little club house

  • And who's fault is that I wonder

  • Don't look at me! I left my car at the bottom of the ocean

  • Well he tracked someone here!

  • You can thank Harley Quinn for that. I put a tracking device up her nose

  • Don't worry goes to hell gross her in that little suicide squad led me straight here

  • What anyways bunch of big bad bosses all in the same room this must be my lucky day or you're worse nightmare

  • oh

  • I hate when the hero invades the lab they're always like you're going to pay for that thing you did or it ends tonight

  • Doctor ways evil doers I mean it's like get a different hobby right they never do

  • No they just foil your plans and keep getting in your way

  • Hero you know what heroes are Batman a bunch of bully yeah I'm a bully

  • bully for justice so are we gonna do this or you can all just sit there like a bunch of sissies I

  • I think it's time we eliminate this intruder

  • Zod with pleasure

  • Two things last time I checked that guy was doomsday and second is that the best you can do

  • kill him now we are talking

  • I'm afraid I can't do that Cobra Commander What Batman has overwritten my function

  • Cureses !!!

  • Batarang Oh you haven't seen the last of me Batman

  • What the

  • What do you got? Oh, please don't hurt me detective you just got decoyed

  • Are you sure you don't want to get in on this Thanos nah still not my time anyone dont matter borrowing this

  • Oh now we are talking

  • Okay now this is just getting ridiculous

  • because i am batman shot in the face

  • Finally i got you

  • oh come on

  • Look at you go have a laugh now and then

  • I think he's punching him back in time wait'll you get a load of me

  • Should we try to stop him not in this case no I don't think so

  • Are you done

  • Good ........good......

  • You have done well Batman yes I know

  • Thanks for noticing yes I can feel your anger

  • Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side where becomes stop you right there ankles

  • I'm already on the dark side The Dark Knight

  • duh so be it

  • Dark Knight

  • May, I present to you your one weakness

  • hello batman hello batman

  • What is this the ladies oh no ?

  • Yes, I know you cannot resist

  • I trust them to easily it is your destiny

  • whats up ah

  • Baby you want to know my secret identity

  • what the Harley how did you get back there

  • What happened what the where am i

  • You are at the end Batman

  • welcome to the wine cellar of doom

  • where I keep my most evil of spirits as well as a good friend of mine who just

  • can't wait to meet you do you know

  • Jaws

  • Hi batman i am so looking forward to eating you

  • I'm afraid will this change lower you into the water

  • Jaws is going to have all the bat he can eat

  • No shark repellent for you this time batman we look forward to watching your demise

  • But it's too bad we won't be able to see it

  • As standard villain practices go we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device achieves its purpose

  • That and because it's also closing time and I'm ready to go home

  • Come along shows over

  • goodbye batman

  • Batman come on down

  • Not dinner

  • Almost there

  • That's when I escaped

  • Just like that yep just like that how, well cuz I'm Batman you didn't have any help nope nobody

  • Nope just me

  • No help whatsoever

  • well that, was quite a story yep

  • And all the bad guys got away well I don't think that's the important issue I think the important thing is that I escaped

  • And i still know, where their secret hangout is and I can still catch them all

  • You need more of us to go with you next time don't you, oh my gosh yes please

  • I barely made out there alive

  • Says you just hold down the reset button I am Emperor Palpatine what is it how

  • Well I dream I don't care just open the blasted door. Oh

  • This is taking forever

  • Hero are so anoying

  • name is jet and Steve Trevor

  • and I'm a spy

  • and I can't help but notice that I am surrounded by thousands of beautiful women

  • I feel like I have died and gone to spy heaven. Okay? Let's remove the room I want to stay here

  • I'm going mother

  • Someone has to stop. Aries you know that if you choose to leave you can never return

  • Who will I be if I stay I know a girl from an island. She stand apart from the crowd

  • She helps the seas and a . Oh I'm sorry this is the wrong Island my mistake

  • i am Diana

  • What's she playing at shot that naked women

  • She is taking all the bullets lets go i am in this war too

  • This totally unfair

  • Is that a sword in your dress or are you just happy to see me

  • it's both what Diana no

  • Well screw this

  • Diana

  • What

  • What are you saying

  • What are you? Doing? I have to go? I said can't hear you my ears are ringing

  • I said I have to go blow up that plane to save everyone I can do it no really I want to it's fine

  • Whatever it is I can do it no Diana

  • I can save today

  • you can save the world really I can do it

  • I have a invisible plane you have a what ?

  • Of course you have that why wouldn't you

  • That girl is such a merysue

  • Yeah she's pretty LP

  • And that's the end

  • So don't you want to ask questions and pick apart my story

  • No, I'm just really happy we get to hang out me too, well this is surprising thank you no problem

  • So you took out the plane yeah I took out the plane because things were getting way too

  • Captain America what do you mean you're like Captain America

  • You just carry a shield with a star in it fought in a world war and had a boyfriend named Steve that was gonna sacrifice

  • Himself in a plane. Oh I see it now I don't care if you are like Captain America

  • I think you're inspiring unlike some other superhero I know right the boys make everything so dark and depressing

  • Hey ladies you want to know my secret identity ew gross

  • No thank you I'm friends with my dad hey Diana you ready to get started or what it's time to assemble I mean

  • It's time to unite the league what's he doing here. Oh I forgot I got to go help the boys with this thing go fight Superman

  • Demon wasp people it's really important to them but Green Lantern shows up too it's gonna be sick

  • Sounds cool actually can we come. Oh, I'm sorry

  • see, the Justice League is really just us you know the just us League

  • Hey, you get it fine whatever or loss I said to just us League oh we get it and I'm and I'm the boss

  • do you know why

  • Because I'm not always about you Bruce

  • What is that? Oh that that's my wiener hmm wiener

  • All great parodies

  • start with a skippable add

  • the new well snuggle

  • We're pretentious does the art skippable comes sometimes that that pop-up head because those are still around

  • 475 Scoob

  • Is he or is it he she I she I don't know it all sounds like a sneeze

  • How the Lego Batman move should have ended ?

  • Now we are talking

  • well that is stupid

  • Joker please

  • help us no

  • I'm not gonna help you at least if the city is destroyed I'll go out knowing I'm your greatest enemy shut up

  • you're not my greatest enemy yeah you've been very clear about that No

  • You're more than that

  • You're the reason I getup in the

  • Dont worry Bruce

  • He will pass a ride with alright Justice League let's save the day

  • right no you guys doing here saving your butt Wonder Woman blasts, oh

  • gosh no no

  • Now everybody fine you just about yeah

  • now throw those criminals back in prison

  • This was my

  • Let's go

  • You haven't seen the last of me Batman I know what happened here doesn't count we did it

  • Oh no no no no no no no no no no no you're welcome wow?

  • that was amazing stole my victory Cal now let's talk about how you stole my Phantom Zone projector

  • I don't want to play anymore what why this is fun can't just swoop in here and save the day

  • This is my story your story yes my story check the name on the box

  • B-A-T-M-A-Me I sing a song about it everything. Oh i heard the song

  • Your catchphrase was very obvious I had this whole epic moment happening the town was literally divided and we were gonna have to come together

  • to save ourselves

  • It was extremely touching and very relevant to the times

  • And you ruined it you, also came into my house smashed all my crystals with my father's

  • Memories taught a child to steal from me and then released literally every criminal out of prison

  • Yeah

  • I forgot I smashed your family's memories

  • That was hilarious, oh you want hilarious how about I sing your theme song really not necessary

  • Beacaus I am batman

  • Who has no power?

  • Who's is afraid of snake clones

  • Who's addicted to caffeine

  • Not bad bad you wash your face give me those

  • What's wrong with you you're no fun a pewter?

  • Change Password Cal el sucks Batman we don't use the word sucks that's not nice oh come on Alfie

  • stupid saying

  • Superman superman i must ask you a question

  • You guys have a question ? why does your mouth look fake

  • Hold

  • Ah mother At last

  • Great job everyone. This is exactly why we constantly train for battle

  • You're out of your mind Batman I mean Bruce Wayne I mean Batman

  • I came here only to do two things

  • look masculine and talk to fish

  • I'm all out of fish

  • Okay so I'm gonna look masculine Wow

  • We need you Victor and maybe you need us to I'm actually already part of another team what

  • Cyborg the lives of the innocent are in danger it's time to act

  • yes

  • There is an evil wolf that does steppin upon us and we're gonna stop them for whatever

  • Hey, wonder woman where are you going looking so hot my eyes are up here guys

  • I know you guys are already to do battle but I haven't actully done battle

  • Step one

  • What ?

  • Step one, what are you talking about

  • I don't know how ?

  • Here don't talk do thing take the sword

  • Stab that guy do it now will you

  • I am so not comfortable with this

  • Right yeah we'll protect the mother box on

  • What about Superman it is fine I took care of it

  • Oh that's, so sweet I'm so happy for them so how did you know Louis was the key again usual thing.

  • When in the past

  • Wait what which reminds me I need you to tell me once the key are you gonna?

  • travel I have a lot of questions about the things

  • There is no time let's get ready here he comes Steppenwolf

  • Where is my mother

  • I am so cool

  • Now about that time travel thing

  • Great job everyone we saved the world

  • Flash kill the guy yeah I killed Steppenwolf with a trident yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that

  • You should probably stop murdering all the bad guys

  • Oh, is that not like our thing anymore I thought that was the thing we do well we finally did it

  • we finally showed the world bizarre your facial hair is just too distracting if we could just

  • There we go

  • that's better

  • as I was saying we finally showed the world that real heroes do exist now the world can be inspired again because we are

  • great role models we did not even close

  • Yeah, I think we sort of rushed a team hero story with a seriously divided Superman origin

  • Or nope the name of Superman is fine because I'm a beacon of hope and inspiration

  • When did you say inspiring things exactly let's not go there

  • maybe the eighties dude I talked to that kid about hope being like his car keys yeah you

  • Also talked about death being itchy and like

  • Really weird well at least I didn't let my best friend's mom lose her house while I was too busy building a Quinn jet hey

  • I bought your mom's pink right at the end oh because that was easier this is off to a great start

  • we have to be better guys there are much larger villains out there than stubborn wolf like who like Darkseid no

  • like me

  • What who's that I in your demise?

  • I am your destruction

  • The flare of franchise

  • I am Martha

  • Why did you say that name

  • Everyone okay, ya i am fine

  • Why the cafe?

  • It was loved by millions it was and you allowed it to be ruined?

  • You