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  • Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye,

  • but sometimes you have to, and there are a few things

  • I'd like to say goodbye to right now.

  • It's time for "Go On, Git."

  • -♪ Go on, git

  • Go on, git

  • Go on, go on, go on, git

  • [ Western electric guitar twanging ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Go on, git, Super Bowl ads

  • that keep airin' after the Super Bowl.

  • You're like the weird 20-year-old

  • who still hangs out at his old high school.

  • It's over, hoss!

  • Seein' you try to relive your glory

  • during a rerun of "NCIS" just makes me S-A-D.

  • Now learn something from those Budweiser frogs and...

  • [Croaking] Go. On. Git.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git!

  • Keys.

  • It's 2021.

  • Why am I still walking around

  • with a bunch of tiny jagged knifes in my pocket?

  • Make me sound like sleigh bells.

  • Even Motel 6 upgraded to the key card,

  • and they can't even afford water pressure!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • So, keys, uh, go on...

  • use yourselves to unlock the door, then git.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git.

  • Seeds.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I see you tryin' to act like a food,

  • sneakin' your way into salads and smoothies and whatnot.

  • But y'all ain't food!

  • You go into the ground and become food!

  • You are pre-food!

  • So go on, git, back into the ground, seeds,

  • and come back when you're an actual full-grown sunflower.

  • And then I'll eatcha!

  • And then I'll eatcha!

  • And then I'll eatcha!

  • And then I'll eatcha!

  • Then I'll eatcha!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Spitting, can dinging ]

  • Sunflower, I'll eat you!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Go on, git...

  • [ Laughs ]

  • ...TV shows where sound effects

  • are way louder than the talkin' parts.

  • When I'm immersin' myself into a make-believe world

  • of double-crossing CIA agents,

  • I want to relax, not play a game

  • of volume chess with my TV remote.

  • So GO ON, git, BACK to ONE CONSISTENT VOLUME!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git, thesauruses.

  • You are unnecessary, superfluous,

  • heck, even redundant.

  • But, hey, since you like pretty words so much,

  • I got a couple for ya.

  • Abdicate your position.

  • [ Applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git! Crab cakes.

  • When I hear the word "cake," I think of a sweet, spongy treat.

  • But when I hear the word "crab,"

  • I think of the ocean's scariest STD.

  • And that's a no-go for my appetito.

  • So go on, git, crab cakes, and come back when you're

  • tiny cakes for crabs 'cause that'd be adorable.

  • Well, it's hard to see 'em go,

  • but I'm glad I got that out of my system.

  • We'll be right back with Dwayne Johnson, everybody.

  • [ Spits, can dings ]

  • ♪♪

Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye,

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Go On, Git: Super Bowl Commercials, Crab Cakes

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/02/11
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