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Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye,
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but sometimes you have to, and there are a few things
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I'd like to say goodbye to right now.
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It's time for "Go On, Git."
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-♪ Go on, git ♪
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♪ Go on, git ♪
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♪ Go on, go on, go on, git ♪
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[ Western electric guitar twanging ]
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♪♪
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-Go on, git, Super Bowl ads
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that keep airin' after the Super Bowl.
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You're like the weird 20-year-old
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who still hangs out at his old high school.
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It's over, hoss!
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Seein' you try to relive your glory
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during a rerun of "NCIS" just makes me S-A-D.
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Now learn something from those Budweiser frogs and...
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[Croaking] Go. On. Git.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Applause ]
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♪♪
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Go on, git!
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Keys.
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It's 2021.
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Why am I still walking around
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with a bunch of tiny jagged knifes in my pocket?
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Make me sound like sleigh bells.
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Even Motel 6 upgraded to the key card,
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and they can't even afford water pressure!
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[ Laughter ]
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So, keys, uh, go on...
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use yourselves to unlock the door, then git.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Go on, git.
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Seeds.
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[ Laughter ]
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I see you tryin' to act like a food,
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sneakin' your way into salads and smoothies and whatnot.
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But y'all ain't food!
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You go into the ground and become food!
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You are pre-food!
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So go on, git, back into the ground, seeds,
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and come back when you're an actual full-grown sunflower.
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And then I'll eatcha!
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And then I'll eatcha!
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And then I'll eatcha!
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And then I'll eatcha!
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Then I'll eatcha!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Spitting, can dinging ]
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Sunflower, I'll eat you!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Go on, git...
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[ Laughs ]
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...TV shows where sound effects
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are way louder than the talkin' parts.
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When I'm immersin' myself into a make-believe world
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of double-crossing CIA agents,
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I want to relax, not play a game
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of volume chess with my TV remote.
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So GO ON, git, BACK to ONE CONSISTENT VOLUME!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Go on, git, thesauruses.
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You are unnecessary, superfluous,
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heck, even redundant.
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But, hey, since you like pretty words so much,
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I got a couple for ya.
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Abdicate your position.
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[ Applause ]
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Go on, git! Crab cakes.
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When I hear the word "cake," I think of a sweet, spongy treat.
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But when I hear the word "crab,"
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I think of the ocean's scariest STD.
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And that's a no-go for my appetito.
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So go on, git, crab cakes, and come back when you're
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tiny cakes for crabs 'cause that'd be adorable.
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Well, it's hard to see 'em go,
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but I'm glad I got that out of my system.
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We'll be right back with Dwayne Johnson, everybody.
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[ Spits, can dings ]
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