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  • when you hear the word hole Take a drink.

  • Hey, guys, Welcome to stir crazy The last talk show green lit before the end of days My guest today is a comedy icon Ah, bed wetter And now Ah, podcaster It's the one and only Sarah Silverman.

  • Hi, everybody.

  • E wanna look at you But I know I should look in the hole that don't talk about holes right off the set.

  • All right.

  • At the beginning, how dare you?

  • I checked out your pizza the other day where you you went nude for the sake of voting.

  • I shot that before I saw everybody else's.

  • And I thought we were all doing this.

  • I didn't know.

  • We're just going shoulders up.

  • You feel embarrassing?

  • Do you feel exploited?

  • I don't care.

  • What don't give a shit were the Silverman's a nudist family growing up?

  • Was there a lot of free?

  • Just like where?

  • What you want?

  • All good?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • No, we weren't a nudist family.

  • My dad was a retailer, for Christ sakes.

  • He had a discount of women's clothing store.

  • Crazy Sophie's factory outlet.

  • One thing that I've enjoyed is that in this crazy time you've come out as a Bosch head.

  • You have admitted to becoming obsessed with the coolest, the coolest show on TV Bosch.

  • What you have to say for yourself.

  • How did this happen?

  • What do you love about Bosch?

  • Well, you know first, it was just that we were laughing in a writer's room.

  • All of our dad's loved Bosch were like Dad's Love Bosch.

  • And I do understand why it's It's definitely dad porn.

  • It's like a guy pushing 60 years.

  • A hotheaded detective doesn't play by the rules.

  • I've got good news for you, Sarah.

  • We hear it's sort of crazy.

  • Not only like to entertain, we like to make dreams come true.

  • I've got a special message just for you.

  • Are you ready?

  • Yeah.

  • No, it always starts out seemingly harmless.

  • Just sitting on the couch watching a cop show with Dad.

  • Then one episode turns into three into five.

  • And before you know it, you binged all 10.

  • It was all fun and games on Bosch was a dad show.

  • Now, Sarah, it breaks my heart.

  • But you're a Bosch head.

  • Now.

  • I feel in some way responsible.

  • But I told you from the get go binge responsibly your little bullheaded and you didn't listen.

  • And this is where we are.

  • God, Woman.

  • Oh, my God.

  • First of all, I just looked in my little square and I'm so red My face hurts from smiling.

  • I can't believe it.

  • I think you might have a role in an upcoming episode of Bosch if you play your cards with I'm like my armpits are squirting.

  • That's the goal of the show.

  • So mission accomplished.

  • Excellent.

  • How about some provocative?

  • Would you rather questions You ready?

  • Okay.

  • Would you rather run out of toilet paper or we'd toilet paper?

  • Because paper towels.

  • I prefer the rough stuff.

  • Anyway, to be honest, would you rather wet your bed every night for the rest of your life or never stopped sweating those air?

  • Both awful.

  • That's the idea.

  • Yeah, right.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, I have wetting.

  • The bed is like a sensation that's so tied toe.

  • But sweating is You can't kill if you're sweating.

  • I have to go with bedwetting.

  • Oh, just wear a diaper.

  • Yeah, it until I was about 12.5.

  • Return to childhood.

  • Would you rather have nipples for ears or ears for nipples?

  • I'm gonna have to go ears for nipples.

  • Your nipples are gonna be here.

  • I don't want nipples here.

  • All you want.

  • Okay.

  • So you want the ears right here?

  • Yeah.

  • I mean, I don't want things the choice.

  • No, I'm sending a doctor over right now.

  • He should be over very soon.

  • Was making it happen?

  • Would you rather have the body of the rock with your face or the face of the rock with your body?

  • I'm taking this too seriously.

  • No, it's perfect.

  • The rock space rock space.

  • Silverman bod.

  • Uh huh.

  • I have nothing to say.

  • I don't know what he's pretty.

  • Yeah.

  • No, he's gorgeous.

  • Gorge.

  • Yeah.

  • Don't get me started.

  • You are always on the cutting edge.

  • You're joining the podcast world.

  • You e the last person to have a podcast.

  • What's the goal?

  • What's the format?

  • How loose is it?

  • It's so loose.

  • You know, like you know how you go into the therapist and you're like, I don't have anything to talk about.

  • And then the next thing you know, you're like, we've got to wrap it up and you're like, Ugo, just go and go and go.

  • And it's loose and messy and people leave voicemails.

  • I really like it.

  • It's just like a lot of weird messages from people that kick off a lot of a lot of talking.

  • Can I give you a little bit of call in boot camp?

  • Can I run some absurd questions by you?

  • See how you'd respond?

  • Hana says she wants three boobs.

  • She's found a plastic surgeon in Uruguay who will do it, but she's scared of flying during a pandemic.

  • Is it worth it?

  • Should she go for it?

  • I think you should probably be wary of a A surgery by a surgeon that is willing to give you three boobs more than, ah, well air circulated airplane wearing a mask and taking the precautions.

  • I think she may be weighing the wrong risks, but that makes you live your dream.

  • That's sweet.

  • I'm a really good sex ter if I do say so myself.

  • But I'm worried that all my pics are going to end up on a Chinese porn site.

  • What do I dio?

  • First of all, so your texts are on a Chinese porn site.

  • I think it's OK to let your freak flag fly as long as you're okay with it.

  • and, you know, for, like, porn and stuff.

  • I would just, like, put a little piece of tape over your camera, whole camera.

  • A whole lot of whole talk today holds the secret word on this episode of Third Crazy.

  • When you hear the word hole, take a drink.

  • Look at that.

  • A such a face.

  • All right, I've got one last challenge for you if you'll indulge me.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • We call this very excited about Titus.

  • Well, over a really exciting e new to put that up top to get you in a good mood way.

  • Call this way exactly.

  • No, no, no.

  • How about a game of who am I?

  • E?

  • Oh, my God, She's a comedian.

  • She was hilarious.

  • Chelsea Handler.

  • He's, um he was created by Coca Cola, and he celebrated on Christmas, and kids think he comes on chimney.

  • Santa Claus?

  • Yeah, e didn't know that movie with his name in it with Billy Bob Thornton.

  • Dark version of bad, Bad Santa.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, he's the patriarch of his burgers.

  • Animated show The Burger King.

  • Mark Wahlberg.

  • What?

  • My God.

  • Star of the animated Siri's His name.

  • Burgers.

  • Oh, Bob Bob Bob's burgers.

  • Yeah, what's his last name in it?

  • Right.

  • Okay.

  • Belcher.

  • Okay.

  • This is a a superhero who's hot and he's got a hammer.

  • Thor.

  • Yeah, I've never heard of this, but this is, you know, that same person who's overweight.

  • Fat, fat Thor?

  • Yeah, we're learning.

  • He watched on water.

  • He made, like, bread and fish out of, like, nothing.

  • He's magic.

  • He turned water into wine.

  • Jesus, Jesus is magic.

  • Mm.

  • Sarah, congratulations on the Sarah Silverman podcast and congratulations.

  • Now it's out.

  • As of right now, you know where it should go.

  • Not in your eyes, but in your ear.

  • Holes your holes.

  • Let me be your companion.

  • Don't you want this voice as your companion?

  • I'm gonna try to talk more like this.

  • Little less nasal sound.

  • Boschee.

  • You sound positively Boschee right now.

  • Bosch man.

  • Yeah, Sweet Moscow prostitute with a heart of gold.

  • Is that true?

  • Yeah.

  • I need to watch this show you murdered and nobody cared.

  • You did for the prostitute.

  • And the killer was a nen form unt.

  • They made him more important than her life.

  • No.

  • Good to see you, Sarah.

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