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when you hear the word hole Take a drink.
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Hey, guys, Welcome to stir crazy The last talk show green lit before the end of days My guest today is a comedy icon Ah, bed wetter And now Ah, podcaster It's the one and only Sarah Silverman.
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Hi, everybody.
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E wanna look at you But I know I should look in the hole that don't talk about holes right off the set.
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All right.
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At the beginning, how dare you?
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I checked out your pizza the other day where you you went nude for the sake of voting.
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I shot that before I saw everybody else's.
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And I thought we were all doing this.
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I didn't know.
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We're just going shoulders up.
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You feel embarrassing?
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Do you feel exploited?
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I don't care.
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What don't give a shit were the Silverman's a nudist family growing up?
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Was there a lot of free?
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Just like where?
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What you want?
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All good?
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Oh, yeah.
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No, we weren't a nudist family.
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My dad was a retailer, for Christ sakes.
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He had a discount of women's clothing store.
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Crazy Sophie's factory outlet.
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One thing that I've enjoyed is that in this crazy time you've come out as a Bosch head.
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You have admitted to becoming obsessed with the coolest, the coolest show on TV Bosch.
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What you have to say for yourself.
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How did this happen?
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What do you love about Bosch?
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Well, you know first, it was just that we were laughing in a writer's room.
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All of our dad's loved Bosch were like Dad's Love Bosch.
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And I do understand why it's It's definitely dad porn.
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It's like a guy pushing 60 years.
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A hotheaded detective doesn't play by the rules.
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I've got good news for you, Sarah.
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We hear it's sort of crazy.
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Not only like to entertain, we like to make dreams come true.
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I've got a special message just for you.
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Are you ready?
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Yeah.
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No, it always starts out seemingly harmless.
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Just sitting on the couch watching a cop show with Dad.
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Then one episode turns into three into five.
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And before you know it, you binged all 10.
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It was all fun and games on Bosch was a dad show.
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Now, Sarah, it breaks my heart.
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But you're a Bosch head.
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Now.
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I feel in some way responsible.
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But I told you from the get go binge responsibly your little bullheaded and you didn't listen.
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And this is where we are.
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God, Woman.
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Oh, my God.
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First of all, I just looked in my little square and I'm so red My face hurts from smiling.
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I can't believe it.
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I think you might have a role in an upcoming episode of Bosch if you play your cards with I'm like my armpits are squirting.
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That's the goal of the show.
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So mission accomplished.
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Excellent.
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How about some provocative?
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Would you rather questions You ready?
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Okay.
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Would you rather run out of toilet paper or we'd toilet paper?
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Because paper towels.
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I prefer the rough stuff.
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Anyway, to be honest, would you rather wet your bed every night for the rest of your life or never stopped sweating those air?
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Both awful.
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That's the idea.
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Yeah, right.
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Wow.
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Oh, I have wetting.
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The bed is like a sensation that's so tied toe.
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But sweating is You can't kill if you're sweating.
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I have to go with bedwetting.
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Oh, just wear a diaper.
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Yeah, it until I was about 12.5.
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Return to childhood.
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Would you rather have nipples for ears or ears for nipples?
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I'm gonna have to go ears for nipples.
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Your nipples are gonna be here.
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I don't want nipples here.
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All you want.
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Okay.
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So you want the ears right here?
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Yeah.
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I mean, I don't want things the choice.
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No, I'm sending a doctor over right now.
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He should be over very soon.
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Was making it happen?
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Would you rather have the body of the rock with your face or the face of the rock with your body?
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I'm taking this too seriously.
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No, it's perfect.
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The rock space rock space.
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Silverman bod.
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Uh huh.
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I have nothing to say.
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I don't know what he's pretty.
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Yeah.
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No, he's gorgeous.
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Gorge.
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Yeah.
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Don't get me started.
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You are always on the cutting edge.
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You're joining the podcast world.
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You e the last person to have a podcast.
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What's the goal?
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What's the format?
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How loose is it?
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It's so loose.
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You know, like you know how you go into the therapist and you're like, I don't have anything to talk about.
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And then the next thing you know, you're like, we've got to wrap it up and you're like, Ugo, just go and go and go.
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And it's loose and messy and people leave voicemails.
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I really like it.
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It's just like a lot of weird messages from people that kick off a lot of a lot of talking.
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Can I give you a little bit of call in boot camp?
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Can I run some absurd questions by you?
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See how you'd respond?
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Hana says she wants three boobs.
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She's found a plastic surgeon in Uruguay who will do it, but she's scared of flying during a pandemic.
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Is it worth it?
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Should she go for it?
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I think you should probably be wary of a A surgery by a surgeon that is willing to give you three boobs more than, ah, well air circulated airplane wearing a mask and taking the precautions.
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I think she may be weighing the wrong risks, but that makes you live your dream.
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That's sweet.
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I'm a really good sex ter if I do say so myself.
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But I'm worried that all my pics are going to end up on a Chinese porn site.
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What do I dio?
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First of all, so your texts are on a Chinese porn site.
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I think it's OK to let your freak flag fly as long as you're okay with it.
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and, you know, for, like, porn and stuff.
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I would just, like, put a little piece of tape over your camera, whole camera.
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A whole lot of whole talk today holds the secret word on this episode of Third Crazy.
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When you hear the word hole, take a drink.
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Look at that.
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A such a face.
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All right, I've got one last challenge for you if you'll indulge me.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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We call this very excited about Titus.
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Well, over a really exciting e new to put that up top to get you in a good mood way.
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Call this way exactly.
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No, no, no.
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How about a game of who am I?
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E?
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Oh, my God, She's a comedian.
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She was hilarious.
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Chelsea Handler.
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He's, um he was created by Coca Cola, and he celebrated on Christmas, and kids think he comes on chimney.
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Santa Claus?
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Yeah, e didn't know that movie with his name in it with Billy Bob Thornton.
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Dark version of bad, Bad Santa.
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Yeah.
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Oh, he's the patriarch of his burgers.
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Animated show The Burger King.
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Mark Wahlberg.
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What?
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My God.
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Star of the animated Siri's His name.
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Burgers.
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Oh, Bob Bob Bob's burgers.
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Yeah, what's his last name in it?
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Right.
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Okay.
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Belcher.
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Okay.
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This is a a superhero who's hot and he's got a hammer.
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Thor.
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Yeah, I've never heard of this, but this is, you know, that same person who's overweight.
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Fat, fat Thor?
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Yeah, we're learning.
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He watched on water.
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He made, like, bread and fish out of, like, nothing.
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He's magic.
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He turned water into wine.
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Jesus, Jesus is magic.
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Mm.
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Sarah, congratulations on the Sarah Silverman podcast and congratulations.
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Now it's out.
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As of right now, you know where it should go.
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Not in your eyes, but in your ear.
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Holes your holes.
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Let me be your companion.
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Don't you want this voice as your companion?
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I'm gonna try to talk more like this.
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Little less nasal sound.
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Boschee.
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You sound positively Boschee right now.
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Bosch man.
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Yeah, Sweet Moscow prostitute with a heart of gold.
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Is that true?
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Yeah.
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I need to watch this show you murdered and nobody cared.
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You did for the prostitute.
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And the killer was a nen form unt.
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They made him more important than her life.
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No.
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Good to see you, Sarah.