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take two Turks is needed.
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Applied to sensitive area.
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Who wrote this with?
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I can't do this all on my own.
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No, I know.
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I'm no superman.
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Oh, come on, collar.
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Give me one good reason why you won't go out with me.
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Well, you're a surgeon.
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So you got the God complex.
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The cockiness, the whole married to the job thing.
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You're cute, but you're very, very aware of it.
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You have no idea what I'm like.
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So all your feelings for me are coming from down there.
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But most of all, I'm looking for the real thing.
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And you're nothing but a little boy who is not used to being told.
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No.
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So there's a bunch of reasons.
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Pick your favorite.
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I'd go with the God complex, but it's hard to choose, You know, they're also good is I'm telling you Kelso didn't even ask him.
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She gave you full credit.
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I don't care.
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Too little, too late.
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Plus, I know why you're really here, So I'm gonna park myself right here.
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That be pieces so you could give me what you got.
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I was gonna tell you how I busted JD's chops the other day from wanting to be friends with the girl.
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And now I find it so amazing to see how strong you are.
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How will you carry yourself?
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How?
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I'd give anything just to wake up in the morning and watch you read the paper.
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But instead, I think you should hop off your broom for a second.
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Try to remember what it was like when you first started here.
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Give Elliot a break because she maybe it Sure she has a good person.
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Your ass is especially.
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Pick me up tomorrow at seven.
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She's not the only speech.
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I could do a speak.
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I'm borrowing a sweatshirt.
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Excuse me.
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What did we agree you would do whenever I left the room?
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I'm sorry, baby.
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That's better.
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Oh, man.
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Turkey's getting the daily nightly and ever so rightly What a dude.
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Once every 4.2 seconds, a man says something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for.
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Luckily, this wasn't one of those times.
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What did you just say?
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What up, dog?
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Why would you think that Turk and I slept together?
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Because I'm a nurse?
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Because I'm Latina?
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No, just cause you guys been dating for a while.
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Do Latina women put out more because that's something I've ever heard.
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Turk told me.
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No, I didn't know.
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I swear.
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Look, he assumed uh huh.
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And did you correct him?
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Well, you know, I've been really busy at the hospital lately.
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Is that how you see this relationship as some mad dash to the finish line?
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Because I'll take you into that bedroom right now.
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And I promise you, you will be walking sideways for the rest of your life because I will have used all your up and down.
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Now, is that what you want?
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No.
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Good.
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Because what I want is for this to be a real relationship.
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I want us to know each other better than we know ourselves.
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Wow.
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That's right.
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Wow.
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So if you really want me daily and nightly and ever so rightly, that sounds like something you say.
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Show me that you know me.
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Hey, Carla.
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Carla, wait.
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Where you going?
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I'm gonna go crash at my place tonight.
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Like you said.
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You wanna know what's wrong?
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That's what's wrong.
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I'm gonna go check out of my heart like you said.
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God, you're so sexy right now.
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I've been doing a lot of thinking you know, pass that whole new, exciting relationship phase.
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All that's left is us.
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Maybe I gotta tell you, You drive me crazy, all right?
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You take my french fries, your your boss me around in front of my friends.
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You said strong women turn you on.
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Forget about it.
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Look, we all know what you're gonna do, so why not be a man and do it so I can go home?
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Okay?
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I love you.
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You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
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Me too.
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Yeah, I love you.
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Mhm.
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I don't get it, though.
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Why you doing this to me?
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All I wanted to do is have sex with a foxy nursing.
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And now I'm in love.
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Sweetie, it happens.
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Scalpel.
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Scalpel.
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What?
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Scalpel, please.
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Here you go, baby.
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Sorry, Doctor.
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Baby.
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Shall we proceed, Doctor, baby.
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So we know each other for, like, a year and a half.
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Right?
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Turk?
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That's my friend.
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And I know Just give me a second.
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Just give me a second, okay?
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I've been thinking a lot lately.
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I'm talking here, Turk.
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I'm gonna miss my flight.
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I gotta go, honey.
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I'm sorry.
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Will you marry me?
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What did you say?
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I think I said, Will you marry me?
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Turk?
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Wow, I got a ring.
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Um, I don't have it on me, but it's in a safe place.
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I can't believe this.
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Uh, I have imagined you saying this to me, like, 1000 times.
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I just never imagined that when you actually ask, all I would say is I need to think Cool.
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Uhh!
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Yes, that's that's that's That's what I was hoping to hear.
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I love you.
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I really do of you, too.
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I'll be back in a few days.
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I'll wait.
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You want to grab a cup of coffee?
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I don't know.
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Uhh.
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I'll let you talk to it before you drink it.
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Okay.
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You can get one cup of coffee.
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One cup, one car.
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Sure.
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One second we're just answer this real quick.
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Yellow.
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Ask me again.
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Uhh!
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Sorry, but I gotta go.
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Yeah, you do.
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She woke from a dream.
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Her head was on fire.
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What was he so nervous?
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Hey, he took her to the park.
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She crossed her.
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Are loath.
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Someday somebody's gonna ask you a question that you should say yes.
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Thio once in your life, baby.
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Tonight.
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I've got a question for you.
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Oh, God.
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Question you.
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From the moment I woke up this morning, I have been freaking out about getting married.
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Luckily, Carla's being cool.
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Okay?
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This is your last chance to un invite that slut you went out with in high school.
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She is married to my brother.
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Isn't that convenient?
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Thank God.
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She thinks that hot chick Tina invited is my cousin.
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Well, guess what?
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There's no blood there, baby.
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Oh, and by the way, don't think for a second that your cousin Tina is gonna be sitting at our table.
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Oh, my God.
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She's in my head.
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It's okay.
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Use it to your advantage.
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Make me a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Woman Make it yourself e Hope you need my life just like you Hold me, Love me me, me I ain't got nothing but love thing Eight days a week I love you, Ugo.
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Always one I can say I love you a long time Have me like me Hold me, laugh me e got nothing but love girl Wait!
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Yeah, e got diabetes.
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Oh, no, Turk.
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Really.
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Karla e.
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I call this Turks Diabetes butts.
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Here is a recipe for sugar free brownies.
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Hmm.
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Okay.
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Here's a bunch of articles I downloaded off with.
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Yes, thank you.
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What are you up to, baby?
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Using on my downtime to study medicine so I could prove to Dr Cox, I'm not just another dumb surgeon.
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But every time I crack open these books, my brain says, Who cares about this crap?
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Then I wonder if we have any frozen sugar free fruit juice pops at home.
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I'm gonna help you study tonight.
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And for every right answer that you get, I'm gonna give you a bite of a frozen fruit juice, pop.
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Or if you prefer, I can remove an item of clothing.
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Okay.
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A major indicator of hip.
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Okay, lemme a is Ah, potassium level under 3.5.
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Right.
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And here comes your reward.
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Yeah.
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Come to daddy.
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Say, baby, what happened to your shirt?
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Oh, is he spit up on me earlier?
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Well, how come you ain't put a new one on?
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You lied to me.
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No.
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Uh, no.
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You never asked me if I dated Dr Cox.
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You can ask me anything.
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I would never lie to you.
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Do you sometimes wish I had here.
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Yes, this is a nightmare.
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I'm standing here living in a nightmare.
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Okay, maybe I'm guilty of a lie of omission because you're a loyal I know this may be asking too much, but could you please try and keep it together until we get home and talk about it?
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Fine.
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Thank you, Carl.
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I like your hair that way.
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What's going on?
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They're about to start.
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Yeah, Turkington, if you are trying to get the same $5 million settlement that damn hook handed security guard got You're out of luck, stud.
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Because I put a release button right here on top.
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Yeah.
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What are you waiting for Something?
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Get in there.
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How you doing?
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Beautiful Turk, You're here.
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I'm so hot.
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Don't sweat it.
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My God.
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You e can fill you with joy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to Isabella.
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Turk.
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I'm a daddy.
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Daddy.
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Yeah.
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It can even give your heart the answer You thought you'd never find.
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Women are funny.
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Your wife must have a sense of humor.
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She's seeing you naked.
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Uh, don't like you come back.
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Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?
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Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.
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This is me and my most inviting.
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Thank you and good night.