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they say, Don't get high on your own supply but they never said Don't get your supply from up high is like an iCloud but like hi, cloud, whatever.
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I'm going to Mike and I'm the CEO of air But the world's first drone drug delivery service Out here in Palm Springs, people appreciate quality service.
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And ever since the pandemic it My customers wanted a safer contact, this way to do rails of illicit drugs.
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So after two hours of training and numerous 911 calls, my career is the drone drug operator was off to a phenomenal start.
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Alright, so that's four hits.
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Um, Ali, you wanna have she have sheet of acid glow sticks and a ring pop?
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Totally flying is really the highlight of my day.
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Get to get out of my body and soar through these desert skies.
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Really?
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Just make the world a better place.
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One tab of acid out of time for folks that are too high to stand up.
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Our straight to couch service will bring the goods.
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Thio you.
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It's a bird.
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It's a plane.
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It's drugs.
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Yes, thank you, bro.
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Are you the government?
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No.
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Well, like I'm with the Green Party.
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But like the green.
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Yeah, you get it.
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Good.
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Shit.
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All right, you guys have a good day.
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Now, Just save some for May.
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You got a chip on the government.
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The government is trying to plant chips in your body for all my low profile customers.
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We've got this little Ripper right here.
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This thing is great for getting in a little crevices to hide from your dumb ass friends.
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E Oh, come on.
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Come on.
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Oh, yeah.
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When I first heard about social distancing, my main concern was, Well, how am I gonna smoke with the homies?
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I'll tell you drones.
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My job isn't always smooth sailing.
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Sometimes the neighbors could be, like, a little too curious.
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What the hell are you doing with those dumb ass drones?
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Their drones of the future Technologies.
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You even have a license?
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I got a driver's license, so I'm pretty sure that counts.
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I'm calling the cops.
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You don't give me two minutes.
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I swear you won't regret it.
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Just go to the Comedy Central page and watch the fun.
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Shit.
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All right, So you guys there.