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  • Thank you very much, everybody.

  • Welcome, welcome.

  • Welcome.

  • Welcome to the Tonight Show their Ugo.

  • Happy Friday.

  • Uh Well, guys, here's some big news.

  • Earlier today, Johnson and Johnson announced its single shot Covic vaccine has completed its global trial and will soon be available.

  • Uh, yep.

  • Johnson and Johnson said there vaccine was proven to be 66% effective.

  • Wait.

  • Way to go.

  • 66%.

  • Pretty much the d student of the vaccine world.

  • Not failing, but we would really like to bump that average up to a C plus by next semester.

  • Yet the Johnson Johnson vaccine showed up late, and I got a 66%.

  • It's basically the spicoli of vaccines.

  • If you're worried about the results, keep in mind.

  • Hot pockets were just recalled for being 66% glass and Americans Still a thing.

  • So what, Theo.

  • But Johnson and Johnson vaccine is still considered effective, and it does have some good things going for it.

  • Listen to this.

  • This vaccine is different.

  • It's one shot not to, and then also does not need to be kept in those near freezing temperatures like the other two.

  • Yep, unlike those Pfizer and Madonna vaccines.

  • You gotta wine and dine the Johnson and Johnson.

  • One will hook up with you in the back alley.

  • And this shouldn't be overlooked.

  • That Johnson and Johnson vaccine is the only one that promises no tears if it gets in your eyes.

  • Meanwhile, as the virus continues to surge and new variants arise, experts are encouraging double masking for increased protection against Cove.

  • It not exactly the big medical breakthrough I was hoping for 11 months in someone like two masks.

  • Yeah, I'm gonna go to lunch.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, and if you wear those flimsy blue ones that come in packs of 50 they suggest you were all 50.

  • But Dr Fauci supports wearing to Mass.

  • In a brief statement, he said, Z, you know, they're not all winners, folks.

  • You know, you gotta try him and have to be happy.

  • What?

  • Ugo?

  • Yeah.

  • Health experts are saying that as cove it keeps involving one of the best things people can do is where a double face mask.

  • It's important to follow these guidelines.

  • So just to get everyone on board Hey, it's almost February, almost Valentine's Day.

  • So if you wanna show that special someone, you really care.

  • All you gotta do is slide into the DMZ.

  • Double masks gotta slide into the DMZ.

  • D m's means something different now.

  • It means double my You've got Thio.

  • You want heat?

  • Well, it doesn't get much hotter than wearing to face masks at the same time, because sliding into the DMS will make those glasses fog right up.

  • Make him fall gone up.

  • Don't forget toe.

  • Put some chapstick on before your double that my e thought this February Let the world know you take protection.

  • Seriously, slide into those Dems.

  • The double math.

  • Oh, our girl.

  • Come on and double the my clothes.

  • Hey, listen to this.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • I read that former Vice President Mike Pence has been spotted on vacation in the Virgin Islands.

  • Of course, he's vacations in the Virgin Islands.

  • It's like it's like the head alien.

  • It's like the head alien returning to the mothership.

  • You know?

  • Yep.

  • As we speak tenses.

  • Enjoying a glass of skim milk with a little umbrella in it.

  • Honestly, I'm a little worried.

  • Pence might have spent too much time in the sun.

  • Do we have a photo of him?

  • Yeah, crispy.

  • There some business news yesterday, General Motors made a pretty important announcement.

  • Watch this.

  • General Motors plans to go all electric by the year 2035.

  • The automaker announcing its goal yesterday to end production of all diesel and gasoline powered cars within the next 14 years.

  • Yeah, I'm not surprised GM made the move, especially after their latest gas guzzler, the Escalade Pyramid.

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah.

  • There are two things.

  • We're hoping we'll have zero emissions in the future cars.

  • And Rudy Giuliani.

  • I get this.

  • I read that police in Paris are being investigated for breaking Covic rules by having a party at their station and dancing the Macarena until 3 a.m. Yeah, Macarena.

  • I have something I'd like to say to them, but since they're so into nineties music, let me put into terms that they'll understand.

  • Come on.

  • You ought to know better Dancing till 3 a.m. Unbelievable.

  • And the Macarena.

  • I mean, how bizarre.

  • I wish you'd be an example and say this is how we do it.

  • Listen, I get it every morning.

  • All I want to do is run around outside, believe me.

  • But if you sabotage this whole thing, I'll be really upset and I don't want to be.

  • In the meantime, quit livin la vida loca and say u can't touch this so we can all tell co vid good Ren's.

  • Thank you, eh?

  • A Everything okay over there.

  • You fix it a toast or something?

  • Mm.

  • And finally, a meteorologist in California was giving the weather report from home yesterday when she had an adorable visitor take a look.

  • So we're waiting for that storm to right here in Southern California.

  • It looks like this baby down below.

  • All right.

  • Santa Clarita, 57.

  • 66 degrees in a Chino, Santa Monica 61 55 in Ventura and Irvine.

  • 64 degrees and 62 in Pasadena.

  • She was like coming up at seven.

  • I asked my husband what he can't do.

  • One simple job for five minutes.

  • Morning.

  • Morning.

  • Normal.

  • Uh huh.

Thank you very much, everybody.

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