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  • this battle's gonna end

  • like every argument does

  • with you kissing my ass

  • and begging me for a rub

  • I made a map mother fucker

  • and I'm reading it too

  • gives me specific directions

  • how to fuck with you

  • I know that you like to think

  • you're so macho

  • but you smell like

  • ball sacs and nachos

  • I work

  • while you and your boyfriend Steve

  • drink and play sports

  • in a fantasy league

  • you're as sharp as a stick

  • that I rub on my lips

  • so go ahead take a shot

  • I'm sure that you'll miss

  • like the laundry

  • the toilet

  • the grocery list

  • if you'd stop fucking up

  • I wouldn't have to get pissed

  • my life was fine til you had to

  • come along and wreck it

  • could you please just shut your face

  • for ten seconds?

  • you cry about everything

  • but can't decide what you want

  • I'm hungry

  • I'm fat

  • I'm cold

  • I'm hot

  • you call it complex

  • but yo I'd call you a mess

  • you take two hours to cum

  • three more to get dressed

  • you got a lotion for this

  • you got a cream for that

  • got any perfume that smells like

  • get the fuck off my back?

  • when things are good they're great

  • and it's like I'm dreamin'

  • until your junk starts bleeding

  • and you turn to a demon

  • it ain't Summer Eve

  • don't try to play me like a douche

  • you wanna bite on my fruit

  • well you can swallow the truth

  • don't even bring up swallow

  • the first man on Earth

  • ain't a tough act to follow

  • one pump chump

  • and you're hung like a weasel

  • ditch the fig leaf

  • get yourself a pine needle

  • you want alone time?

  • have it

  • in fact

  • suck your own dick

  • and shave your own back

  • that apple's the best thing

  • I bit so far

  • now I see

  • how much of a dick you are

  • I wasn't listening

  • are you still flapping those lips?

  • I was just thinking

  • yo did I give up a rib for this

  • woman I just don't know

  • what your problem is

  • all I know is you're acting

  • like a colossal bitch

  • I'm sorry

  • I'm sorry too

  • alright...

  • don't even think about it

  • okay, that's fine, we could eat

  • who won?

  • who's next?

  • you decide

this battle's gonna end

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B1 US swallow eve rub dick fuck yo

[TRANSLATED] Adam vs Eve. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    姚易辰 posted on 2014/07/15
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