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But this is it.
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It's official guys.
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Tomorrow Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th president.
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United States.
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Incredible.
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Incredible.
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I'm gonna say you had a good run malarkey, but it ends now.
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Imagine how Joe Biden's feeling right now.
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He hasn't been this excited since Peggy Sue asked him to Sheriff SAS operator at the Sadie Hawkins dance.
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Joe Biden will become the oldest president toe ever.
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Take the oath of office.
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Yeah, Biden is 129 Serious?
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I didn't know that.
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I didn't even realize I didn't know.
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This just proves it does prove that you're you're never too old to achieve your dreams unless you're in Los Angeles and over the age of 35.
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And if you are here.
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But thanks, Susan.
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But unlike previous inauguration days, Donald and Melania Trump will not be attending the ceremony or meeting with the Bidens at any point tomorrow.
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There's a really break with tradition, but it will ring in a new tradition of me not caring where Trump is or what he's doing.
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Yeah, think this is true?
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The last time a president skipped the inauguration was in 18 69.
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I'm Joe Biden said he didn't approve of it back then either.
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Instead, President Trump released a farewell video message this afternoon and he urged.
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And he made this urgently to Joe Biden.
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The world respects us again.
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Please don't lose that respect.
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Please don't talk so slowly.
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You've got packing to Dio.
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But at the end, Trump got a bit poetic.
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Have a look.
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I go from this majestic place with a loyal and joyful heart and optimistic spirit.
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This is historic.
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It really is.
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This marks the first time someone has been both optimistic.
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Andi moving to Florida.
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The outgoing president apparently spent his final day in office issuing around 100 pardons.
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100 pardons.
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Sounds like a Hugh Grant Moving.
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Yes.
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Uhh!
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Uh, sorry.
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Pardon?
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Yes, I'm sorry.
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Uh, God.
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Pardon me, if you will.
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, of course, President Trump left town long before all the festivities began on during a farewell address this morning to around 200 supporters at the airport, Trump promised that he'll be back.
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The things that we've done have been just incredible.
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And I couldn't have done him done it without you.
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So just Hey, goodbye.
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We love you.
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We will be back in some form.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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Well, at least he made it sound as creepy as possible.
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Things is like the end of a bad movie when the villain teases their return and you're watching it like I don't think this one's getting a sequel on.
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There was a bit of a surreal moment during Donald and Melania's farewell as they boarded Air Force One to the song Y M.
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C.
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A.
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It's called the way You're finally leaving the White House today.
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Did you guys see this?
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It was a historic day in Washington, D.
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C.
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But Bernie Sanders showed up to the inauguration dressed like this.
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Look at that now.
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Lots of people were talking about this.
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Here's the thing, Bernie 100% would have warned that to his own inauguration.
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While he did not attend the inauguration, Trump did, in fact continue one tradition of the outgoing president, leaving a note for their successor.
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Apparently, Trump's note was more than Biden bargained for, though it simply said, Please take good care of my son, Eric.
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Andi.
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Here we go.
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Here's a big story.
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There's some big news.
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Rob, get ready, Bernie you're ready.
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Of course he is, you cheeky bastard.
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Now get this.
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It turns out Donald Trump's final act as president yesterday was to extend Secret Service protection for his adult Children, potentially costing taxpayers millions of dollars.
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Trump's Children were like, Thank God, because this woman has been stalking us.
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She's everywhere and it's a little scary.
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And then the woman was like, My name is Tiffany.
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Can you imagine being?
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Can you imagine being one of Secret Service officers like, Is there a fate worse than being forced to take a bullet for Eric Trump?
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You train your whole life, you're getting the Secret Service.
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Your parents are proud.
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No one could believe it.
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It's almost so Tell me, what do you do?
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And they're like protect Eric Trump.
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And then sometimes I have to look the other way when Donald Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle go to the bathroom together.
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Yeah, Andi, did everybody see Biden's speech?
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I found it incredibly powerful.
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I thought it was.
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I thought it was completely.
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There was no perfect.
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At one point, Biden said.
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It wasn't just his campaign that prevailed, but democracy itself.
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We've learned again that democracy is precious democracy is fragile at this hour, my friends, democracy has prevailed.
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Democracy prevails.
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But the game definitely went into overtime, didn't it?
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Biden also used his speech to call for unity in the days ahead.
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We have never, ever, ever, ever failed in America or have acted together.
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That's why we cannot have a sex in the city reunion without Samantha.
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Way just can't.
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Meanwhile, Donald Trump saw this.
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He was like unity, unity, unity.
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Is that that girl I paid off of that strip club in Reno?
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E No, that was destiny.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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Now, while all of this was going on, staffers were busy moving the Bidens things into the White House.
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But violence, peloton, bike is causing some concern because it has a camera Onda microphone on.
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It poses a threat from hackers, which is why I've not been using mine.
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Okay, security reasons, you know, country first I gotta play.
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It's a you know course that they said that they're working on a solution.
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And if they can't find a way to make the pellet on secure, Biden will have to go back to spinning on his old bike O S.
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O.
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That really took us the most ever laughed Teddy farther.
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E love a penny farthing on This is exciting.
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This morning, the United States officially rejoined the World Health Organization.
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Reverse, Yes, Okay, yes.
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Reversing a decision that was made by Trump last year, Dr Fauci attended a W.
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H O meeting today and began by saying so That was awkward.
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It's great news, but I have to say the bar is pretty low for good president ing right now, isn't it?
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Biden goes.
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Let's rejoin the World Health Organization during a global pandemic, and we're like, Oh my God, it's an amazing idea.
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Where does he get these ideas wrong?
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I love this guy.
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What's Biden is making some other changes as well.
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He apparently has removed Donald Trump's Diet Coke button from the Oval Office.
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Remember that when trade press, a button and a butler would bring in a Diet Coke on a silver platter, I'm gonna say it.
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Biden is undone.
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The one good idea Trump ever had Biden took out trumps Diet Coke, but unfortunately, he replaced it with a Metamucil button, London's narrowest house, which measures just 5 ft wide.
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What do you what do you get used to this buddy when we got no Trump When Trump's gone, this would be the top story in the morning.
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This will be the top story.
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This'll be the lead.
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This'll be the lead story.
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What we going within the mano?
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I don't know.
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Thin House.
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Mhm.
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But it's true.
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London's Now It's tad.
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It's not even Britain's narrowest houses.
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London's narrowest house measures are just five white on.
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It's on sale, right?
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You know, you think about how much of it?
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Yeah, It's on sale for $1.4 million.
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This is the house here.
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Look at that.
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That believe in the middle?
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Yeah.
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I don't imagine living there, though.
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Awkward if you've got a date over.
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But I mean Ugo.
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So should we move this to the bedroom?
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Well, you go, then I'll go and then Right.
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Sorry.
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You stand that way and open the door.