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  • Wow.

  • I can't like 99% of the celebrities that come on the show are tiny, tiny people.

  • I'm gigantic.

  • Yeah, you as well.

  • Thank you.

  • Let's make out.

  • Um, yeah, I've been the site since I was, like, 12 years old as hard.

  • What do you time really?

  • Mind happened late.

  • I was one of the I was a small kid.

  • And when I was about, like, literally, like 22 suddenly No, no, It was in your a radioactive site.

  • And I grew to 64 What?

  • 12, 12 weeks early?

  • No, 6.

  • £410.

  • 0, my God.

  • No idea how to use my body whatsoever.

  • Right?

  • Just probably leaning crazily from scientists on.

  • I was the only Jewish kid in all Christian school.

  • And so the kids, they didn't like me that much anyway.

  • And they stand around me in a circle.

  • Why, they would jump on my back and you'll ride the oath, ride the thing.

  • Sounds like something out of, like a dick NZ.

  • Enough.

  • It was ridiculous.

  • It was horrible.

  • This is terrible.

  • Yeah.

  • Every class photo.

  • I'm just cut off here in the head.

  • You're cut off and you have 11 kids on your back.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • Exactly.

  • When did you get those kids off?

  • Just a few years ago.

  • Yeah, shake him off.

  • So?

  • So So then eventually What happens is you fill out or I know I will one day.

  • But you filled out.

  • I'm getting there.

  • Yeah, I'm still the height is still awkward.

  • Like I write a Vespa toe work every day.

  • What?

  • Yeah.

  • You live in Los Angeles?

  • Ideo.

  • I don't think you can write a Vespa around l a cancerous.

  • It's not only is it dangerous, but I'm also, like eight inches too tall to be writing a vest.

  • But your knees, you're like here.

  • It's ridiculous.

  • And so I look like big Bird, basically Ana at stop lights to make my legs a little more comfortable, I stand up and just hold the bike.

  • But it came in handy the other day because I got rear ended Boom and I'm stopped at the stop light.

  • But luckily, the Vespa just shot out from under me E way.

  • That's great.

  • Just like bam!

  • Oh, I just started laughing hysterically.

  • I look like a madman.

  • Wow, You could have been killed, but we all gotta laugh.

  • That's important thing.

  • E e di, um mhm.

  • Now you're you're having a lot of success with the show.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • This is people really like the, like, the program, But you've also you've been in movies.

  • You've been in freaks and geeks been around for a while.

  • What is the thing where that first got you?

  • Recognize?

  • Thank you were someplace.

  • And you got recognized for the first time.

  • The first time I recognized was here in New York.

  • I was living here with with a girl who was much older than I was, and I was You know what I'm saying?

  • That's right.

  • That's how I do it.

  • Yeah.

  • E used to say that, too, is my mom.

  • I'm not sure.

  • A girl much older than me A a a.

  • It's embarrassing.

  • E.

  • Imagine so anyway, So you're Where are you in?

  • Well, the first movie I did Unfortunately, the last scene is me.

  • Is me masturbating in a confessional, right?

  • And it is in fairness, how most movies e That's Hollywood for?

  • Yeah, I wasn't particularly proud of that, but my girlfriend wanted to go to a bar, but I was too young to go to the bar.

  • So she's like, Don't worry, you're so tall, no one will care.

  • They won't know s So we snuck into the bar.

  • I'm terrified of getting thrown out of this place and all of a sudden the bartender looks at me and he says, Hey, you, I'm like, man, I'm about to get thrown out.

  • He says, You're the dude who touches himself on.

  • No one else in the bar knows that.

  • It's from a movie they make about sketches of you with Stop.

  • It was horrible, Conan.

  • Now how I met your mother.

  • There's a lot of good writing.

  • There's a lot of in this show about relationships and and and how people try and meet other people.

  • Have you picked up anything just by doing this show?

  • If you picked up any ideas on how you might meet, you know?

  • Ah, potential girlfriend.

  • Sure.

  • Well, there's one episode of my character has only been with one woman his whole life, and I'm finally single, and the boys try to teach me how to meet women.

  • And so they showed this kind of male coquettish look where you put your hands in your pockets kind of hunch over and tilt your head to the side and just give a little get a little smile track.

  • What's this?

  • Looks like this.

  • Me.

  • Try it.

  • So it's just you put your hands in your pocket and you kind of stand like this.

  • Takes some of the high.

  • Put your head down the O thing.

  • Thank you, no problem.

  • And you know what the problem is?

  • There's a voice that goes with that stance, and it's not something like this.

  • E don't know about that.

  • Look, that looks usually works, but I'm often wearing a how I met your mother hat, which which has something to do with it.

  • Please talk to me exactly.

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