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  • IT HAS BEEN SO COLD AND WET HERE IN SOUTHERN

  • CALIFORNIA, THIS NOT THE DEAL I MADE WHEN I MOVED HERE.

  • IT SNOWED IN MALIBU OVER THE WEEKEND.

  • PEOPLE WERE LIKE FROZEN SOLID IN THEIR YOGA POSES.

  • SNOW IN MALIBU.

  • I LIKE IT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A MILEY CYRUS RECORD.

  • ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU, DID YOU SEE ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU EVEN WENT

  • SLEDDING.

  • WHERE DO YOU-- WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET A SLED IN MALIBU?

  • DO YOU BUY ONE AND THEN JUST HOLD ON TO IT AND USE IT ONCE

  • EVERY 20 YEARS.

  • LIKE YOU ARE LAUGHING NOW BUT YOU'LL SEE.

  • DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES, OR JUST TALK ABOUT

  • THE SNOW, HEADLINES?

  • ABSOLUTE TRIUMPH.

  • >> BUT THEY FOG UP ALL THE TIME.

  • >> James: THEY FOG UP, ARE THEY REAL OR JUST FOR LIKE

  • GUILLERMO.

  • >> PURELY FOR WORKS.

  • >> James: WELL, IT IS WORKING, I TELL THAT YOU.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> James: REG, IF YOU GOT SOMETHING UNDER YOUR EYE, NEW

  • GLASSES?

  • >> WHAT I HAVE GOT IS SOME NICE, THEY'RE NANO TECH EYE PATCHES

  • THAT ARE ABLE TO KIND OF BLEND WITH MY SKIN, SUPPOSED TO GIVE

  • YOU A BOOST.

  • >> James: OKAY, GET IT IS THE IDEA NOT TO USE THEM AND THEN

  • TAKE THEM OFF WHEN THE SHOW STARTS.

  • >> OFTENTIMES BUT THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE NOT EVEN ON ANY MORE SO

  • I WILL FORGET.

  • (LAUGHTER) SOMETIMES.

  • >> James: I DO THOSES EVERY NIGHT, I PUT SOME OF THOSE ON, I

  • DO ZEN AND I DO, HAVE YOU SEEN THE INFRARED MASKS, I DO THAT.

  • >> WHOA, THAT'S COOL.

  • >> James: YEAH, BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY 63.

  • SO NO ONE KNOWS.

  • 63.

  • BECAUSE I'M HOPING, I'M HOPEFUL THAT THIS IS THE YEAR I LOSE

  • SOME WEIGHT.

  • AND MY WORRY IS IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME, I WILL LOSE WEIGHT

  • AND SUDDENLY I WILL LOOK 46.

  • YOU KNOW, I CAN GET AWAY, NO ONE KNOWS, I COULD BE 36, YOU DON'T

  • KNOW.

  • >> BABYFACE.

  • >> James: EXACTLY BUT WHEN THE FAT GOES, I'M LIKE--'S AGE.

  • HE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT BUT UNHERE HE'S LIKE MITCH

  • McCONNELL.

  • DID YOU SEE THIS, THE COMPANY THAT MAKES DOMINION VOTING

  • MACHINES IS SUING RUDY GIULIANI OVER ALL OF THE FALSE ELECTION

  • CLAIMS THAT HE MADE.

  • AND THEY'RE ASKING FOR $1.3 BILLION.

  • YEAH.

  • AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

  • THE LAWYER DEFENDING RUDY GIULIANI IS RUDY GIULIANI.

  • RUDY'S LIES ON BEHALF OF DONALD TRUMP COULD COST HIM MORE THAN A

  • BILLION DOLLARS.

  • BUT HEY, AT LEAST HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE HIG DIGNITY.

  • 1.3-- YOU KNOW WHAT RUDY GIULIANI COULD HAVE BOUGHT WITH

  • 1.3 BILLION DOLLARS?

  • >> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS!

  • >> James: PROBABLY TIME TO GET RID OF THAT BUTTON NOW, ISN'T

  • IT, I IMAGINE.

  • IT WAS AN OBSCURE REFERENCE EVEN BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

  • I THINK WE NEED TO UPDATE, WHAT SHOULD WE REPLACE THAT BUTTON

  • WITH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

  • WHAT SHOULD WE PUT IN THERE.

  • WE HAVE LARGE, WHICH IS THIS.

  • (APPLAUSE) I THINK THAT IS A KEEPER, WE

  • KEEP THAT THROUGHOUT.

  • THEN WE'VE GOT THIS.

  • OOOOHHH.

  • THAT IS ONE OF OUR MANY POLITICAL TAKEOUTS.

  • REVERBERATE ACROSS D.C..

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

  • AND WE DO.

  • WHEN WE LAY OUT A ZINGER YOU CAN FEEL IT.

  • AND THEN IT'S TWO IN THE MIDDLE.

  • BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE NETWORKS AND WE'VE ALSO STILL GO.

  • >> DA VINCI?

  • WHICH AGAIN, YOU CAN KEEP T I THINK IT'S DEAD NOW, I THINK

  • IT'S TOASES.

  • I THINK IT'S TOAST.

  • >> DA VINCI OR ALL THE NETWORKS.

  • >> James: BOTH, I THINK WE ARE LOOKING AT TWO REPLACEMENTS.

  • >> WHAT ABOUT KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE.

  • >> James: NOW THEY HAVE DONE, THEY ARE TOAST, THEY ARE PEOPLE,

  • LET'S MOVE ON.

  • >> I HEAR YOU.

  • >> James: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT.

  • (HORSE NEYING).

  • >> THAT'S USEFUL.

  • >> James: WHY HAVE YOU GOT THIS?

  • WHY DO YOU-- -- WHY HAVE YOU GOT THOSE SOUNDS?

  • YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DRUMMER.

  • WITHIN I JUST HAVE A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE.

  • >> James: SURE, I LIKE THAT.

  • YOU KEEP YOUR TRICKS AND DON'T COME CLOSE TO MY TRICKS.

  • WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

  • STEVE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, GO TO BED, GO TO BED.

  • HONESTLY, YOU WON'T FIND ANY OTHER-- DO YOURSELF A FAVOR,

  • RIGHT.

  • PLEASE, IT'S THE GREATEST GIFT YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF.

  • UNLESS YOU JUST [BLEEP] LOVE HOLDING SO MUCH, GIVE YOURSELF A

  • BREAK, TRY AND GET A SOLID SEVEN OR EIGHT HOURS, YOU KNOW, THAT'S

  • THE LEVEL.

  • JUST LET YOURSELF, JUST THINK TAKE A MEL TONEI-- MELATONIN, DO

  • WHATEVER YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.

  • THIS IS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME.

  • (LAUGHTER) OKAY.

  • NOW THIS EVENING HOUSE MANAGERS CARRIED THE ARTICLES OF

  • IMPEACHMENT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP OVER TO THE SENATE FOR TRIAL.

  • HERE THEY ARE HERE.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • WHO KNEW THAT A PHOTO OF SOMETHING SO EXCITING COULD BE

  • SO BORING?

  • I KNOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A HUGE DEAL AND THERE IS A LOT OF

  • TRADITION AND CEREMONY BUT I SAW THE PHOTO AND I HON-- HONESTLY

  • CAN'T THEY JUST X OVER A-- CONVICTION IN THE SENATE IS

  • STARTING TO LOOK UNLIKE, MORE AND MORE REPUBLICAN SENATORS

  • SEEM TO BE RALLYING AROUND THE DEFENSE THAT CONVICTION IS

  • UNDUB-- UNNECESSARY BECAUSE TRUMP IS ALREADY OUT OF OFFICE.

  • I MEAN SURE, HIS SUPPORTERS WERE LOOKING FOR SOME OF YOU WITH

  • TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS BUT COME ON, THAT WAS LIKE THREE WEEKS

  • AGO.

  • REPUBLICANS SAY THE REASON WHY THERE HAVE BEEN NINE NIGHTMARE

  • O ELM STREET MOVIES.

  • SO HE IS GONE NOW, THAT WAS AGES AGO, LET'S GET BACK TO THE

  • SLUMBER PARTY, SHALL WE?

  • (LAUGHTER) I LOVE THEM GOING NO, NO, HE'S

  • NOT IN OFFICE ANY MORE, SO WE DON'T NEED TO CON VUCT HIM.

  • LIKE SOMEONE BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE, WE SHOULD FIND THE PERSON

  • WHO DID THIS, THE HOUSE IS GONE NEW, LET IT GO.

  • LET'S FOCUS, LET'S FOCUS ON BUILDING A NEW HOUSE.

  • OF COURSE YOU OUR U.K. VIEWER NOSE TONIGHT IS BURNS NIGHT, THE

  • SCOTTISH SELL BRITISH OF ROBERT BURNS POET, IN HONOR THIS IS

  • TRUE A PACKET OF HAGGIS WAS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE.

  • DON'T BELIEVE ME, HAVE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW THE THINKING HERE.

  • HOW SHOULD WE CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF A BELOVED 18th CENTURY

  • POET.

  • SPACE HAGGIS?

  • TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.

  • LET'S DO IT.

  • IMAGINE BEING IN A SCOTTISH MISSION CONTROL, OKAY, WE'RE

  • READY TO LAUNCH.

  • RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

  • TEN, NINE, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, YOU FAT BASTAR.

  • >> EIGHT, SEVEN.

  • >> I WILL FINISH THIS WITH FIST, IL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW SIX, FIVE,

  • [BLEEP] LET'S GO.

  • (LAUGHTER) DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, A TRUCK

  • IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, CARRYING MILLIONS OF HONEYBEES FLIPPED

  • OVER ON THE INTERSTATE CAUSING LENGTHY DELAYS.

  • THE HUGE STORY AROUND SAN ANTONIO.

  • THE WHOLE TOWN WAS BUZZING.

  • YOU GLAD YOU STAYED UP NOW, AREN'T YOU.

  • (LAUGHTER) HOW DID YOU GET A MILLION BEES

  • IN A TRUCK.

  • NOT A QUICK QUESTION, THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION.

  • >> Reggie: YOU JUST HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING THAT IS

  • INTERESTING FOR THEM TO GO ON A TRIP.

  • >> James: OH, YOU-- REALLY.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: I COULD SEE YOU AS A BEEKEEPER.

  • >> I LIKE THE FASHION, YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THE FASHION, I DON'T

  • KNOW-- YEAH, I LIKE THE FASHION.

  • I HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A BEE.

  • >> James: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A BEE.

  • >> KNOCK ON WOOD.

  • >> James: ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO IT ON THE SHOW BECAUSE WE

  • DON'T HAVE AN ACT 2 ON WEDNESDAY.

  • >> Reggie: LET MAY THINK ABOUT THAT.

  • >> James: BRING IN THE BEES.

  • IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT IF I AM EVER DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD

  • THAT I MIGHT BE DRIVING NEXT TO A TRUCK FULL OF BEES.

  • >> Reggie: CRAZY.

  • >> James: IT MAKES THE WORLD A TEENY BIT MORE MAGICAL, DOESN'T

  • IT?

  • I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRIVING THINKING OH LOOK, A TRUCK.

  • YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU DRIVING OH, TRUCK, WHEN CAN I GET PAST T

  • NOW I WILL LOOK AT THAT, A MILLION BEES IN.

  • THERE HERE'S A CRAZY STORY OUT OF OKLAHOMA.

  • A STATE REPRESENTATIVE HAS INTRODUCED A BILL THAT WOULD

  • ESTABLISH A HUNTING SEASON, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, A HUNTING

  • SEASON FOR BIG FOOT.

  • IF IT PASSED AN OFFICIAL BIG FOOT HUNTING SEASON WOULD BE

  • CREATED COMPLETE WITH HUNTING FEES AND LICENSES, DO WE NEED A

  • LICENSE FOR THIS?

  • IF SOMEONE CAPTURES BIG FOOT F THEY DO T IF THEY CAPTURE BIG

  • FOOT ARE WE GOING TO BE LIKE WHAT, YOU DIDN'T, OH MY GOD,

  • THIS IS AMAZING.

  • WOW, YOU JUST, OH, DON'T WANT TO BE A STICK LETTER, DO YOU HAVE A

  • LICENSE.

  • THE OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE WILL NOW VOTE ON THE MEASURE, SO FAR

  • ONLY ONE STATE REPRESENTATIVE IS ON RECORD AS VOTING NO.

  • STILL IT IS BETTER THAN MITCH McCONNELL.

IT HAS BEEN SO COLD AND WET HERE IN SOUTHERN

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