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  • Subtitle: Bryan Pai, BS Translations

  • OHH. OH, MAN.

  • I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU'RE CLEANING THAT UP, LAWRENCE.

  • UNLESS YOU WANT ANOTHER REASON TO BE SUSPENDED.

  • ANYWHO, WE'RE OFF FOR A QUICK JAUNT ROUND THE RACQUETBALL COURT.

  • DON'T WAIT UP, BABY CAT.

  • LAW? DID YOU HEAR ME?

  • SAID WE'RE GETTING SNACKS.

  • DO YOU WANT SNACKS?

  • WELL, BYE.

  • JENNY! HI!

  • UM, SO YOU KNOW HOW I'M UNDECLARED RIGHT NOW?

  • WELL, I WAS THINKING THAT I WOULD SHADOW FPS TOMORROW.

  • THAT IS SO AWESOME!

  • I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE.

  • Ted: HEY, GALS.

  • Ted: LET'S DO IT!

  • IS SOMETHING BURNING?

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S MAKING US PRACTICE THROUGH BRUNCH.

  • YEAH, JENNY, TELL YOUR MOM MY STOMACH SAID,

  • "HEY, THIS IS YOUR STOMACH, JUMPIN' JACKS,

  • AND I'M HUNGRY, SO TELL JENNY."

  • YEAH, I'LL BE SURE AND PASS THAT ALONG.

  • BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE DONUTS?

  • OHHH!

  • DONUTS! SWEET! WHAT?

  • Jumpin' Jacks: SORRY, BRIAN.

  • SORRY.

  • HERE?

  • DROP THOSE DONUTS, SUGARPLUMS.

  • BEHOLD THE MARY MATRIX DIET.

  • THAT'S RIGHT. HEALTHY FOOD FOREVER.

  • EVERY TIME YOU STUFF THOSE LITTLE FACES WITH JUNK FOOD,

  • YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON THORINE, OMEGA-3S, ANTIOXIDANTS.

  • IT'S KILLING YOUR REACTION TIME.

  • OBSERVE.

  • FIT BODIES, FIT MINDS.

  • WHICH REMINDS ME,

  • 30 LAPS AROUND THE QUAD BEFORE LUNCH.

  • BUT WE'RE STARVING!

  • GET A MOVE ON! GO!

  • GO, GO, GO!

  • BRIAN, STAY.

  • SO HOW IS IT LIVING WITH LAW?

  • ACTUALLY, I'M GLAD YOU ASK.

  • UM, NOT TOO HOT.

  • WELL, ACTUALLY IT IS TOO HOT

  • BECAUSE, UH, HE SET FIRE TO MY ROOM.

  • REALLY? HE SOUNDS MISERABLE. GOOD WORK, KID.

  • YEAH, I GUESS, BUT...

  • WAIT. THAT'S WHY YOU MADE HIM MY ROOMMATE?

  • I KNEW LIVING WITH YOU WOULD REMIND HIM

  • OF WHAT A FAILURE HE IS.

  • BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HE'S THE WORST GUY THAT JENNY EVER DATED.

  • OH, WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HE SET FIRE TO MY ROOM.

  • YOU JUST BEING CUTE, OR YOU TALKING BACK TO ME?

  • BETTER GO RUN LAPS NOW.

  • MMM.

  • WHICH BRINGS US TO THE CRUX OF THE QUERY:

  • HOW FAST SHOULD CAR "A's" SPEED BE GOING INTO TURN 7?

  • PICK ME! PICK ME, I'M AWESOME!

  • THEODORE, THE COURT IS YOURS.

  • GIVEN HIS ENTRY LINE, HE SHOULD BE GOING 55 MILES PER HOUR.

  • YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

  • HOW 'BOUT 48 MILES PER HOUR?

  • BRAVO, CLUTCH. THREE HUNDRED YARDS.

  • YEAH!

  • YOU HAVE PASSED THE SODA STAR.

  • SODA STAR!

  • AW, MAN! THERE'S NO POP!

  • THE FIZZY RIVER RUNS DRY?

  • SOMETHING'S AMISS.

  • WHERE ARE PISTON AND DOMINO PRIME?

  • PISTON! AND YOU, DOMINO PRIME!

  • W-WHAT HAPPENED?

  • THE DUCHESS?

  • SHE AND HER KART GOONS KNEW OF OUR PLAN

  • TO RAID THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE.

  • THEY AMBUSHED US AND TOOK THE SODA,

  • BUT WE HAVE THE KEY.

  • OHH.

  • FOR THIS I AM GLAD.

  • BUT ALAS, THE DUCHESS OF KART HAS RENDERED US SODALESS.

  • OUR THROATS SHALL REMAIN PARCHED FOR A WEEK.

  • PERHAPS EVEN TWO.

  • TRULY THIS IS OUR DARKEST HOUR.

  • I'LL GET THE SODAS.

  • I CAN DO IT, D.K. I WAS BORN TO.

  • FAT CHANCE, DINGUS.

  • THOSE 'SHROOMED-UP KART SHARKS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE.

  • PERHAPS, CHILD.

  • BUT PER ANOTHER HAP,

  • THIS MAY BE THEODORE'S CHANCE

  • TO PROVE HIS QUALITY.

  • DRIFT LIKE THE WIND, LITTLE ONE.

  • YOU CARRY THE FATE OF US ALL.

  • THEY'RE BOTH RED AND HEALTHY.

  • JUST PICK ONE, KID.

  • OH. SORRY.

  • WAIT, WHAT?

  • BRIAN D! GET YOUR ASS TO MY OFFICE!

  • DOUBLE TIME!

  • AW, MAN.

  • NEXT.

  • SO, ALLISON, YOU'RE LOSING.

  • THAT'S NICE. HEY, QUICK Q.

  • YOU KNOW ANY BRASSERIES THAT DO LAST-MINUTE LUNCH REZZIES?

  • I COULD REALLY CRUSH A GOOD WINE-AND-CHEESE PAIRING

  • AFTER YOU GIVE ME THOSE TWO G's.

  • SORRY, SHANE. THE ONLY THING ON THE MENU IS A FLANK STEAK.

  • OH. IS THAT YOU FLANKING ME, OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING

  • TO MAKE THE WHOLE FOOD JOKE THING WORK?

  • EITHER WAY I'M WINNING, SO, ABOUT THOSE TWO G's,

  • IF YOU COULD JUST TYPE THEM IN NOW FOR ME.

  • "G" FOR "GOOD."

  • OKAY, NOW "G" FOR "GAME."

  • COME ON, ALLIE-GATOR.

  • GIMME THE GAME.

  • GIMME THE GAME.

  • ACTUALLY, HIS PLANES CAN'T REFUEL,

  • SO IF YOU REGROUP IN THE MOUNTAINS TO THE SOUTH--

  • OKAY, GUYS, WHO'S THE NERD?

  • OH. KI SWAN, 1,500 POINTS. EX-RHYTHM GAMER.

  • I HAVE BEEN SHADOWING CLASSES ALL DAY LONG,

  • AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT RTS IS THE FIRST ONE

  • THAT HAS REALLY SPOKEN TO ME, WHICH IS WHY I'M SPEAKING NOW,

  • AND I WOULD BE HONORED TO TRY OUT FOR YOUR TEAM.

  • I DON'T KNOW, KI. ARE YOU COOL?

  • I NEVER THOUGHT SO, NO.

  • IT'S NOT COOL TO TELL THE TRUTH.

  • BUT WE'LL GIVE IT TO THE FLOOR. BUY OR SELL?

  • -SHE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR A SUIT. -SHE LOOKS LIKE A SQUARE.

  • OH, SHE'S NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER.

  • SHE TALKS ABOUT HERSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON.

  • All: SELL THIS TURKEY!

  • SORRY, KI. GO SUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

  • NOTHING BETTER THAN A FOURTH TACO, YOU FEEL ME?

  • -YOU LOST YOUR SCHOLARSHIP. -WHAT?

  • AFTER THE LAW'S FIASCO,

  • THE NEA PULLED THE GOLDEN GUN GRANT,

  • SO...

  • YEAH.

  • IT'S ALL HERE.

  • HO-KAY.

  • I HAVE NO MONEY, SO IS THERE LIKE, UH,

  • LIKE A WORK-STUDY PROGRAM I COULD DO?

  • LIKE, MAYBE I COULD START IN THE LIBRARY AND DO SOME FILING.

  • OR, HEY, DO YOU NEED A PERSONAL ASSISTANT?

  • I MAKE A MEAN CUP OF JOE.

  • WHAT...?

  • A JANITOR!

  • WHEN DO I START?

  • YOU CAN START NOW, WITH ALL THAT.

  • SO YOU WANT ME TO JUST, LIKE, PUT IT BACK?

  • HA!

  • IT'S TUBULAR!

  • YES!

  • -WHO'S IN THIS BOX?

  • MR. WONG?

  • YOUR CAR'S GETTING TOWED.

  • I LEFT THE HAZARDS ON!

  • HE'S GONE. YOU CAN COME OUT.

  • HEY, THANKS FOR THE SAVE BACK THERE.

  • OH, UM... MY NAME IS TED.

  • WHAT'S YOURS?

  • YOU'RE WELCOME.

  • OH, MY GOD! I JUST CHEATED ON KI!

  • I'M A TERRIBLE NINJA.

  • TED, YOUR ENTIRE FLOOR IS YELLING AT ME

  • ABOUT SOME GUY ACTING GROSS IN THE STUDY ROOM,

  • SO JUST ACT LIKE AN R.A. FOR ONCE AND DEAL WITH IT.

  • -WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? -GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

  • I AM OUT OF YOUR ROOM. THIS IS TED'S ROOM.

  • NO, TED MOVED IN WITH BRIAN,

  • AND JENNY NEVER SHOWED ME MY ROOM,

  • SO I MOVED INTO TED'S ROOM.

  • WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?

  • I UNDERSTAND. TELL TED HE'S FIRED...

  • -...AND YOU'RE HIS REPLACEMENT. -WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

  • ACTUALLY, AS HEAD R.A., I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, PROBABLY.

  • EITHER WAY, LOOKS LIKE YOU FOUND YOURSELF SOMETHING TO DO, KI.

  • HERE. TRYING TO GET RID OF THESE.

  • BUSINESS CARDS. SO LAST YEAR.

  • YOUR NAME IS SHANE PIZZA?

  • THAT'S DUMB!

  • FLIP IT OVER.

  • YOU KNOW...

  • I WAS VOTED "PETITE ELITE'S" HUNKIEST TEEN GAMER.

  • WELL, LOOK AT ME NOW, WENDELL!

  • I DON'T WANT TO, OKAY? I JUST WANT TO STUDY.

  • YOU LOOK AT ME, WENDELL!

  • EXCUSE ME.

  • HI.

  • LAW?

  • I THINK YOU SHOULD GO BE GROSS SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW.

  • UM, OKAY, SO IF YOU COULD JUST STOP--

  • LAW, COULD YOU, UM--

  • WELL, NOW, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE--

  • YOU'RE BEING VERY RUDE.

  • LAW, THIS IS AN INAPPROPRIATE USE OF THE COMMON AREA,

  • AND YOU ARE DISRESPECTING YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS,

  • AND AS NEWLY NAMED R.A.,

  • I DEMAND THAT YOU LEAVE.

  • OH! YOU'RE THE R.A. NOW.

  • -THAT'S RIGHT. -HOW INTERESTING.

  • WELL, WE GOTTA UPHOLD THE RULES AROUND HERE, RIGHT, WENDELL?

  • WE ALL KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THE LAW IS AROUND HERE!

  • WOW. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I EVER SAW IN THAT GUY.

  • -SMELLS LIKE BANANAS. -THANKS, KI.

  • YOU'RE WELCOME, WENDELL.

  • EAT LATER, BRIAN! TWENTY LAPS BEFORE PRACTICE. LET'S GO!

  • COME ON, BRIAN, THE JANITOR WILL GET IT.

  • D.K.: THEODORE WONG...

  • FOR QUENCHING THE THIRST OF YOUR TEAMMATES

  • AND RISKING CERTAIN DETENTION IN THE PROCESS,

  • I AWARD YOU 3,000 YARDS.

  • WAY TO GO, TED!

  • CLUTCH, AN ICE-COOL COLA FOR TED.

  • I BELIEVED IN YOU ALL ALONG, TED.

  • SO, REGALE US WITH YOUR TALES OF DERRING-DO.

  • OKAY.

  • SO, THERE I WAS,

  • OPENING THE DOOR TO THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE,

  • AND THEN TAKING ALL THE SODAS,

  • AND THEN LEAVING.

  • OH? UH...

  • ANY COMPLICATIONS?

  • ANY AROUSALS?

  • WHAT? NO, NEVER!

  • I'D NEVER HURT KI.

  • AH, WHICH REMINDS ME. MY KEY.

  • THE MOST PRECIOUS OF MY ITEMS.

  • OH, UM, IT'S... JUST... IT'S...

  • RIGHT OVER HERE, D.K.

  • DUCHESS! YOU FIEND!

  • D.K., YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY.

  • CUTE? DON'T LECTURE ME ABOUT CUTE

  • WHEN YOUR GAME HAS A BANANA ON THE COVER,

  • AND ANYTIME SOMEONE GETS HIT,

  • THEY GO, "OW WOW WOW WOW WOW."

  • WE'RE NOT GETTING INTO THIS AGAIN.

  • ENJOY YOUR HIGH HORSE. WE'LL ENJOY OUR SODAS.

  • KARTERS, LET'S BOOST.

  • - LET'S GO. -I'M THE BEST!

  • THANKS FOR LAST NIGHT, HOTLIPS.

  • COME BY FOR A DRINK SOMETIME.

  • THEODORE! I'M NOT SURE WHAT SORT OF

  • MODERN ARRANGEMENTS YOU AND KI HAVE,

  • BUT YOU HAVE HURT ME MORE DEEPLY THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.

  • D.K., I--

  • I ALWAYS HATED YOU, TED.

  • MY FIRST SUGGESTION!

  • OH, IT'S A COMPLAINT.

  • HUH.

  • The Law: "DEAR KI, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE

  • FOR BEING TOTALLY RUDESVILLE IN THE STUDY LOUNGE,