Subtitles section Play video
-
all right, We're going to stop screwing around cause clearly have just been silly so far in this show.
-
That's not what this show is all about.
-
We're gonna get serious now.
-
We're gonna behave ourselves.
-
Because, folks, I think it's time once again that we look into the future way.
-
The future Conan That's right, Larry King.
-
Let's all look to the future all the way to the year 2000 in the Mike Tyson will prove he is still the world's greatest boxer When he takes a job assembling cardboard boxes, parents will stop telling their kids about the birds and the bees when the birds and the bees released a Siris of bondage porno film Oh, Theo Beach boys will finally change their names to the beach men, but only because Michael Jackson keeps asking to meet them.
-
Oh, Paris Hilton's marriage will come to an unfortunate end after she decides that she wants to see 600 other people.
-
Sales of Dr Pepper will plummet after it's revealed that Dr Pepper went to medical school in Guatemala, and he specializes in back alley boob jobs.
-
Oh, hunters in Alaska will shoot and kill a black bear and then discovered to their horror that it was actually a skinny dipping.
-
Tony Shaloub Scientists will discover that Galapagos turtles live for a long time, not because of their slow metabolism, but because they just want to be a burden on their Children.
-
Not having a joke to tell of his own.
-
Larry King will take a phone call.
-
Wichita Falls, you're on the air.
-
Hello, Larry, Long time listener.
-
First time caller.
-
Great.
-
What's your prediction?
-
Angelina Jolie will break up yet another happy marriage when she gets between Star Jones and her waffles.
-
Larry King will lose his endorsement deal with Welch's grape juice when it's revealed King hasn't had juice in his grapes for over 20 years.
-
I, Larry King will call Conan O'Brien and asked him to appear on my show as Man of the Year.
-
O Brien will arrive at the designated time on Lee to find an empty studio.
-
I will be sitting at home laughing, my asshole Larry King.
-
Ladies and gentlemen, you nailed it.
-
That's great.