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>> AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR THE WHITE HOUSE: WHAT WILL HAPPEN
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TO JOE BIDEN'S PELOTON?
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>> THE EXERCISE SYSTEM POSES A CYBER SECURITY RISK.
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THE CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES ON THE BIKE COULD BE HACKED.
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>> (RUSSIAN ACCENT) HELLO, ELECTRICITY BICYCLE RIDER.
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I'M YOUR INSTRUCTOR U.S.A. MIKE.
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LET'S GET TO EXERCISE.
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OH, I LOVE THIS SONG.
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IT REMIND ME OF MY HOMETOWN, WISCONSIN, OHIO.
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NOW, LET'S SET THE RESISTANCE LEVEL TO FIRST DIGIT OF NUCLEAR
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CODE, THEN SECOND DIGIT OF NUCLEAR CODE, AND SO ON.
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FOR WORKING BICEP, GRAB SOMETHING HEAVY, LIKE MAYBE THE
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INTELLIGENCE REPORT YOU WERE GIVEN TODAY.
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LIFT UP AND TO THE CAMERA.
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UP AND TO THE CAMERA.
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UP AND TO THE CAMERA.
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NOW, LET'S GO ON THE SCENIC RIDE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH.
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HELLO, I'M THE CONFIDENTIALITY CRAB.
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YOU CAN TELL ME ALL YOUR GOVERNMENT SECRETS.
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>> ANNOUNCER: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.