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  • WHAT A DAY, WHAT A DAY, GUYS.

  • I FEEL INSPIRED, REG, DID YOU, DID YOU WATCH DID YOU WATCH THIS

  • MORNING.

  • >> Reggie: OH MAN, I GOT UP EARLY AND I WATCHED IT.

  • >> James: IT WAS FANTASTIC, WASN'T IT?

  • >> Reggie: YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST LIKE-- THERE WERE LIKE

  • MOMENTS WHERE I WAS LIKE I REMEMBER THAT FEELING OF BEING

  • AN AMERICAN AGAIN.

  • >> James: WELL, I DONE KNOW THAT FEELING.

  • >> Reggie: TRY IT.

  • >> James: BUT I KNOW THE FEELING ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, LIKE, WHEN ARE YOU FINALLY LIKE OH, YEAH,

  • MY COUNTRY, AND NOT LIKE MY COUNTRY BUT JUST LIKE IT FELT

  • LIKE THINGS WERE REPRESENTED IN A TRUER LIGHT THAN WHAT THEY

  • ACTUALLY ARE.

  • >> James: I EVEN FELT IT DRIVING TOO THE WORK.

  • I FELT PEOPLE IN THE CAR WERE JUST GOING AAHHH IT WAS A NICE

  • FEELING.

  • >> AS SOON AS I DROVE OUT THERE WAS A MOTHER AND HER LITTLE BOY

  • WALKING DOWN MY BLOCK.

  • AND HE HAD A PLASTIC BAG, GARBAGE BAG.

  • HE WAS PICKING UP TRASH OUT OF THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD.

  • AND I DROVE BY AND I THINK THAT SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY

  • SOMETHING WEIRD.

  • I SAID THANKS SO MUCH FOR CLEANING UP.

  • OH, YEAH, HE LOVES IT.

  • AND THEN I SAID THANK YOU TO THE KID.

  • HE WAS LIKE OH, THANKS.

  • ALL RIGHT, A BRAND NEW DAY.

  • >> James: BUT >> James: HERE'S THE KEY MOMENT

  • RIGHT HERE, WHEN JOE BIDEN WAS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT ON A VERY

  • OLD AND VERY LARGE BIBLE.

  • OR AS JILL BIDEN CALLED IT, "AN EXTREMELY HEAVY BIBLE, LET'S

  • MOVE IT ALONG, JOE."

  • BUT THAT'S A HISTORIC MOMENT RIGHT THERE.

  • IT'S NOT OFTEN YOU GET TO SEE A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

  • TAKE HIS OATH OF OFFICE ON A PROP FROM ONE OF THE "PIRATES OF

  • THE CARIBBEAN" MOVIES.

  • AND, DID YOU GUYS SEE BIDEN'S SPEECH?

  • IT WAS INCREDIBLY POWERFUL.

  • I THOUGHT ITS WITH COMPLETELY-- I THOUGHT IT WAS

  • NOTE PERFECT.

  • AT ONE POINT, BIDEN SAID IT WASN'T JUST HIS CAMPAIGN THAT

  • PREVAILED, BUT DEMOCRACY ITSELF.

  • >> WE'VE LEARNED AGAIN THAT DMOCRACY IS PRECIOUS.

  • DEMOCRACY IS FRAGILE.

  • AND AT THIS HOUR, MY FRIEND, DEMOCRACY HAS PREVAILED.

  • >> James: DEMOCRACY PREVAILED.

  • BUT THE GAME DEFINITELY WENT TO OVERTIME.

  • AT ANOTHER POINT IN HIS SPEECH, BIDEN QUOTED ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

  • >> WHEN HE PUT PEN TO PAPER THE PRESIDENT SAID AND I QUOTE, IF

  • MY NAME EVER GOES DOWN INTO HISTORY, IT WILL BE FOR THIS

  • ACT.

  • AND MY WHOLE SOUL IS IN IT.

  • MY WHOLE SOUL IS IN IT.

  • TODAY ON THIS JANUARY DAY, MY WHOLE SOUL IS IN THIS.

  • >> James: LOOK AT ALL THOSE LEATHER GLOVES!

  • I'S NEVER SEEN SO MANY LEATHER GLOVES,

  • I BET THERE WAS AN ABSOLUTE RUN ON LEATHER GLOVES IN D.C. THIS

  • WEEK.

  • CERTIFICATE KILLERS MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE WHAT, YOU ARE OUT OF

  • I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY, BIED NSAID HIS WHOLE SOUL IS IN IT,

  • AN BECAUSE ST JOE BIDEN WE KNOW IT IS THE KIND OF SOUL TYPICALLY

  • PERFORMED BY HALL & OATES.

  • BIDEN ALSO USED HIS SPEECH TO CALL FOR YOU KNIT IN THE DAYS

  • AHEAD.

  • >> THIS IS OUR HISTORIC MOMENT OF CRISIS AND CHALLENGE.

  • YOU KNIT IS THE PATH FORWARD.

  • WE HAVE NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER FAILED IN AMERICA.

  • WHEN WE'VE ACTED TOGETHER >> James: "AND THAT'S WHY WE

  • CANNOT HAVE A 'SEX AND THE CITY' REUNION WITHOUT SAMANTHA."

  • WE JUST CAN'T MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP WAS

  • LIKE, "UNITY?

  • UNITY, UNIT, IS THAT THAT GIRL I PAID OFF, THAT STRIPPER IN RENO.

  • NO, THAT WAS DESTINY, THAT'S RIGHT. DID YOU SEE THIS, IT WAS

  • HISTORIC DAY IN D.C. BUT BERNIE SANDERS SHOWED UP DRESSED LIKE

  • THIS.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • LOTS OF PEOPLE TALKED AAOUT.

  • THIS HERE IS THE THING, BERNIE WOULD 100% HAVE WORN THAT TO HIS

  • OWN INAUGURATION.

  • I LIKE AN ADULT THAT WOULD WEAR MITTENS WITH THAT SORT OF

  • CONFIDENCE.

  • DON'T YOU.

  • I COULD NEVER DO IT, MITTENS.

  • >> Reggie: I KNOW.

  • >> James: WE USED TO HAVE A BOY AT SCHOOL.

  • DID YOU EVER DO THIS IN AMERICA WHERE YOUR MUM WOULD PUT STRING

  • ON THE MITTENS ON YOUR COAT.

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: THAT WAS A GREAT GAME IN SCHOOL.

  • YOU PULL ONE HAND AND HE JUST-- HELL OF I GAME.

  • HELL OF A GAME.

  • NEVER GOT OLD.

  • HE HAS MITTENS ON.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • LOOK AT BERNIE SANDERS, HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE IS THERE

  • FOR A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION.

  • HE LOOKS LIKE IS THERE TO WATCH HIS GRANDSON'S YOUTH SOCCER GAME

  • AND HE'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

  • BUT THE INAUGURATION ENDED UP BEING A STAR-STUNNEDDED EVENT.

  • LADY GAGA SUNG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND GAVE IT FULL GAGA.

  • AND THE HOME OF THE.

  • BRAVE.

  • ♪ >> James: SO GOOD, SO GOOD.

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAUGHT IT, BUT SHE HAD A TINY

  • LITTLE BIRD PIN.

  • DID YOU SEE IT, VERY SUBTLE.

  • THIS ALSO EXPLAINS WHY JOE BIDEN ENDED HIS SPEECH BY SAYING, "GOD

  • BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

  • AND ONE MORE THING.

  • RAIN.

  • ON.

  • ME."

  • JENNIFER LOPEZ THEN CAME OUT AND PERFORMED.

  • CUZ THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME.

  • CUZ THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME.

  • ♪ >> James: I WISH SHE HAD DONE

  • SOME HITS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

  • I WISH, THAT IS MY ONLY-- I THOUGHT SHE SHOULD COME IN ON A

  • ZIP LINE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

  • YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT ALSO WITH GO G SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN

  • KA-KA, KAMALA.

  • BIDEN, KAMALA, PUT SOME JAZZ IN IT, GUYS.

  • ALTHOUGH I DID THINK IT WAS NICE THAT JENNIFER LOPEZ PERFORMED ON

  • THE CAPITOL STEPS WHILE DRESSED AS THE GHOST OF GEORGE

  • WASHINGTON.

  • I THOUGHT THAT WOULD GET MORE.

  • >> SHE NEEDED ONE OF THOSE POWDERED WIGS AND WOODEN TEETH.

  • >> James: I.

  • >> James: I DO THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE YOU DONL SOME HITS.

  • LIKE MY LOVE DON'T COST A THING.

  • WHAT IS THE ONE JARUL IS ON.

  • >> I'M REALLY--EE, UNITY,.

  • ♪ I'M REAL.

  • I LOVE THAT LAUREN KNEW STRAIGHT AWAY.

  • >> YOU LOVE J.LO.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: NOW WHILE ALL OF THIS IS GOING ON STAFFERS WERE

  • BUSY MOVING THE BIDEN'S THINGS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE.

  • BUT BIDEN'S PELOTON BIKE IS CAUSING SOME CONCERN.

  • BECAUSE IT HAS A CAMERA AND MICROPHONE, IT POSES A THREAT

  • FROM HACKERS.

  • WHICH IS WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN USING MINE.

  • SECURITY REASONS.

  • JUST PLAYING IT SAFE.

  • COUNTRY FIRST.

  • IT'S A REAL DANGER.

  • WE CAN'T POSSIBLY LET THIS COUNTRY'S ENEMIES KNOW WHEN AND

  • WHERE JOE BIDEN IS "RISING AND GRINDING."

  • REG, IS THIS A REAL CONCERN?

  • YOU ARE A PELL OTON GUY, WHAT KIND OF INFO COULD A HACKER GET

  • >> Reggie: THEY COULD GET A LOT.

  • THEY COULD SEE YOUR FRUSTRATION WITH HAVING TO DO IT THEY COULD

  • SEE HOW MANY CALORIES ARE BRAGGING ABOUT COMPARED TO HOW

  • MANY YOU HAVE EXPENDED.

  • SO THAT IS THE ONE THING.

  • >> James: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT CLASSES JOE BIDEN IS DOING

  • ON THE PELOTON BECAUSE I'M A-- HE GETS ME THROUGH.

  • HE IS THE ONLY ONE.

  • THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS ME RIDING AND GRINDING.

  • TRUE TORY STORY.

  • I KNOW I LIE A LOT ON THIS SHOW BUT THAT'S TRUE.

  • REALLY, YOU LOOKED AT ME LIKE A REAL PIECE OF [BLEEP] JUST

  • THERE, YOU DID.

  • YOU MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF [BLEEP].

  • >> SORRY, I DON'T THINK ARE YOU A PIECE OF [BLEEP]

  • >> James: NO I'M NOT A PIECE OF [BLEEP].

  • >> YOU MAY NOT BE [BLEEP] >> James: WHO WAS THE FIRST

  • PERSON TO CALL SOMEONE A PIECE OF [BLEEP]?

  • WHO WAS THE FIRST.

  • >> Reggie: THAT GOES WHICH BACK.

  • >> James: WHO SAY YOU'RE A REAL PIECE OF [BLEEP].

  • WHAT SPHWH.

  • >> IT IS WAS LIKE A CAVE PERSON.

  • >> James: YOU THINK?

  • >> >> Reggie: LIKE UGHH.

  • >> James: [BLEEP] BLEEP.

  • >> Reggie: VERY SPECIFIC.

  • >> James: THAT, WHO WAS THE FIRST PEN.

  • WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

  • YOU ARE A PIECE OF [BLEEP] WHAT, I'M GOING TO START USING THAT,

  • THAT'S GOOD.

  • A SEGMENT OF [BLEEP] BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY'RE WORKING ON A

  • SOLUTION AND IF THEY CAN'T FIND A

  • A WAY TO MAKE THE PELOTON SECURE, WILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO

  • SPINNING ON HIS OLD BIKE.

  • THAT IS THE MOST I HAVE EVER LAST.

  • >> PENNY FARTING, FARTHING.

  • >> LATER BIDEN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIS DESK AT THE OVAL OFFICE AND

  • IMMEDIATELY WENT TO WORK SIGNING 17 EXECUTIVE ACTIONS INCLUDING A

  • MASK MANDATE AND REVERSING TRUMP'S TRAVEL BAN BIDEN IS ALSO

  • PLANNING TO OVERTURN THE MATTRESS IN THE PRESIDENTIAL

  • BEDROOM.

  • THEY MUST GET A NEW MATTRESS, THEY MUST GET A NEW MATTRESS.

  • HAS TO BE.

  • >> Reggie: THEY DO.

  • >> GOT TO BE.

  • >> TRUMP LEFT AT 8 A.M. AND THEY WERE THERE IN THERE AT 12:30.

  • >> James: I THINK YOU HAVE YOUR BEST MAN ON IT.

  • >> Reggie: OH YEAH.

  • >> James: MATTRESSWISE.

  • >> MATTRESS' LAST MOVE, TRUMP WAS IN IT LAST NIGHT.

  • THEY HAD TO HAVE A NEW ONE IN IT TODAY.

  • >> James: THAT IS ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU NEED, 8 A.M.

  • >> GIVES YOU TIME.

  • >> James: THAT IS WHY THEY PUT GAGA AND J.LO ON.

  • GUYS WE NEED MORE THAN GA, WE HAVE A MATTRESS TO MOVE HERE.

  • I LIKE THAT, THE MASK MANDATE, I LIKE THAT THE MASK MANDATE IS

  • CALLED THE 100 DAY MASKING CHALLENGE THAT IS WHAT IT IS

  • CALLED, PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WEAR MASK BUT WHAT IF WE MADE IT

  • INTO A FUN GAME LIKE ON TIKTOK WATCH.

  • DO WE WIN.

  • THE CHAPS TO STAY ALIVE.

  • NOW OF COURSE PRESIDENT TRUMP LEFT TOWN LONG BEFORE ALL THE

  • FESTIVITIES BEGAN AND DURING A FAREWELL ADDRESS THIS MORNING TO

  • AROUND 200 SUPPORTERS AT THE AIRPORT TRUMP PROMISED THAT HE

  • WILL BE BACK.

  • >> THE THINGS THAT WE HAVE DONE HAVE BEEN JUST INCREDIBLE.

  • AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.

  • SO JUST A GOOD-BYE WE LOVE YOU, WE WILL BE BACK IN SOME FORM.

  • >> James: OKAY, WELL AT LEAST HE MADE IT SOUND AS CREEPY AS

  • POSSIBLE.

  • THIS IS LUKE THE END OF A BAD MOVIE WHERE THE VILAN SAYS HE

  • WILL RETURN, AND YOU ARE LIKE I DON'T THINK THIS ONE IS GETTING

  • A SEQUEL. AND A BIT OF A SURREAL MOMENT WHEN THEY BOARDED

  • AIR FORCE ONE WITH THE SONG YMCA.

  • >> CALLED THE YMCA THEY CAN STOP YOU ON YOUR WAY.

  • IT'S FUN TO DAY AT THE YMCA.

  • >> James: YOU'RE FINALLY LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY

  • MUCH WRUS PULL OUT THE DANCE ONE LAST TIME, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST

  • GO FOR IT ONE MORE TIME, REALLY LET, YOU KNOW, REALLY SHOW US

  • THE MOVES.

  • I WISH THEY THE WOULD LET HIM BACK ON TWITTER JUST FOR TODAY.

  • DON'T YOU?

  • I WISH TWITTER HAD BEEN LIKE YOU ARE BANNED BUT WE REALLY WANT TO

  • KNOW HOW YOU ARE FEELING ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

  • AND WHILE HE DID NOT ATTEND THE INAUGURATION, TRUMP DID IN FACT

  • CONTINUE ONE TRADITION OF THE OUTGOING PRESIDENT LEAVING A

  • NOTE FOR THEIR SUCCESSOR.

  • TRUMP LEFT BIDEN A NOTE WISHING HIM LUCK ON THE PRESIDENCY AND

  • SAYING THAT FOR SOME REASON HE STILL BELIEVES MERYL STREEP IS

  • OVERRATED.

  • APPARENTLY IT WAS MORE THAN BIDEN AR GAINED FOR.

  • IT SIMPLY SAID PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY SON ERIC.

WHAT A DAY, WHAT A DAY, GUYS.

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