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Someone told me that during quarantine.
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This.
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You know, this last year you've been getting into witchcraft a little bit experimenting.
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Is that true or false?
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Yeah, it's true.
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But listen, I want to say that I'm not an expert.
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I don't pretend to know.
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You know, all the secrets of the dark arts.
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I'm an apprentice to 1/4 generation which called Dandelion, who lives across the street from me.
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I'm blessed that she has taken me under her advisement.
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And, uh, I learned a lot, Seen a lot, and I'm just dabbling.
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Okay?
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You're dabbling in the dark arts, and that's fine.
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That's something a lot of people dio in show business.
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Um, my question is, what do your powers have You learned to do anything.
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Can you Can you read into the future?
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Can you?
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What can you do?
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What have you learned with your witchcraft apprenticeship?
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One thing is I've been getting very good at readings.
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I have my cards right here.
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Um, you know, mainly what I do is I just harness the energy of the moon, the stars, the galactic cosmic void right into my and And I use it for the power of good.
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Uh huh.
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Okay.
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And sometimes I change someone's life like yours, Conan.
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Really?
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Right now, I'm harnessing the energy of the Mediterranean Sea, which is very near by my room.
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I feel the waves.
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I hear you, my darling, and I will harness this energy right into the cards.
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Now, Conan.
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Yeah.
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I don't control the outcome of these readings.
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So if I pull a card that you don't like, that's on you, baby.
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You heard it here for Okay.
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All right.
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So what do I do?
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I pick one.
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Or is it just gonna appear?
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Now?
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I'm going to just slowly cascade these cards down.
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When you get the feeling deep down inside of you, you say, Hold it, Mama.
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I think those were just bar coasters.
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But anyway, hold on now, Mama.
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Oh, Conan, This is a good card, baby.
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This is the four of disks four of disk.
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What's happening in that?
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It looks like someone's trying to flee a small apartment that's on fire.
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Yeah, you're right.
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This does not look promising.
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No, that does not look like I wanted to get a card.
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Where?
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Like a naked guys with a naked lady.
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And it's all about sex and my sexuality.
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And this woman wants out.
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She wants out of your life, Conan.
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The woman that's closest to you is not happy.
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That's my wife fleeing our marriage as if the house is on fire.
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Is that what you're saying?
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There are marriages, the fire, Conan, and you have not been tending to it.
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No, I have not been tending those fires.
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And that's my wife.
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Or is that Jesus?
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I don't pretend to know your religion.
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These cards are up for interpretation, but I will say that that's a very small hole she's trying to crawl out of.
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Look, so I said I'm gonna Prentice.
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Okay, But I'm gonna What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna for real.
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I'm gonna email you later and tell you what this really means.
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Okay?
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Do tell me what that means.
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Because it looks doesn't look good.
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It looks like Yeah, it looks like my wife is unhappy with the marriage and is trying to get out of our tiny hut that we live in.
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I don't wanna I don't wanna be presumptuous, but that could be you.
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I mean, doesn't that kind of look like you?
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You know, with my hair was a little longer.
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That could be me.
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And it doesn't look like it's a door.
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I don't know what that is.
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It looks like a space to hide something in.
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I'm very intrigued.
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I love it.
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Like I said, I don't control the outcome.
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No.
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Only your destiny, baby.
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Yep.
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You've told me absolutely nothing.
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And I enjoyed it.
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Um, you know, we gotta You will.
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So you've had no gummies in a while.
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Is that what you're saying?
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This is you with no gummies.
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I'm high on turkey, honey.
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Gobble, gobble.
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Okay, yes.
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Gobble.
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Gobble.
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Turkish people love it when we pretend it's the actual bird.