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  • Someone told me that during quarantine.

  • This.

  • You know, this last year you've been getting into witchcraft a little bit experimenting.

  • Is that true or false?

  • Yeah, it's true.

  • But listen, I want to say that I'm not an expert.

  • I don't pretend to know.

  • You know, all the secrets of the dark arts.

  • I'm an apprentice to 1/4 generation which called Dandelion, who lives across the street from me.

  • I'm blessed that she has taken me under her advisement.

  • And, uh, I learned a lot, Seen a lot, and I'm just dabbling.

  • Okay?

  • You're dabbling in the dark arts, and that's fine.

  • That's something a lot of people dio in show business.

  • Um, my question is, what do your powers have You learned to do anything.

  • Can you Can you read into the future?

  • Can you?

  • What can you do?

  • What have you learned with your witchcraft apprenticeship?

  • One thing is I've been getting very good at readings.

  • I have my cards right here.

  • Um, you know, mainly what I do is I just harness the energy of the moon, the stars, the galactic cosmic void right into my and And I use it for the power of good.

  • Uh huh.

  • Okay.

  • And sometimes I change someone's life like yours, Conan.

  • Really?

  • Right now, I'm harnessing the energy of the Mediterranean Sea, which is very near by my room.

  • I feel the waves.

  • I hear you, my darling, and I will harness this energy right into the cards.

  • Now, Conan.

  • Yeah.

  • I don't control the outcome of these readings.

  • So if I pull a card that you don't like, that's on you, baby.

  • You heard it here for Okay.

  • All right.

  • So what do I do?

  • I pick one.

  • Or is it just gonna appear?

  • Now?

  • I'm going to just slowly cascade these cards down.

  • When you get the feeling deep down inside of you, you say, Hold it, Mama.

  • I think those were just bar coasters.

  • But anyway, hold on now, Mama.

  • Oh, Conan, This is a good card, baby.

  • This is the four of disks four of disk.

  • What's happening in that?

  • It looks like someone's trying to flee a small apartment that's on fire.

  • Yeah, you're right.

  • This does not look promising.

  • No, that does not look like I wanted to get a card.

  • Where?

  • Like a naked guys with a naked lady.

  • And it's all about sex and my sexuality.

  • And this woman wants out.

  • She wants out of your life, Conan.

  • The woman that's closest to you is not happy.

  • That's my wife fleeing our marriage as if the house is on fire.

  • Is that what you're saying?

  • There are marriages, the fire, Conan, and you have not been tending to it.

  • No, I have not been tending those fires.

  • And that's my wife.

  • Or is that Jesus?

  • I don't pretend to know your religion.

  • These cards are up for interpretation, but I will say that that's a very small hole she's trying to crawl out of.

  • Look, so I said I'm gonna Prentice.

  • Okay, But I'm gonna What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna for real.

  • I'm gonna email you later and tell you what this really means.

  • Okay?

  • Do tell me what that means.

  • Because it looks doesn't look good.

  • It looks like Yeah, it looks like my wife is unhappy with the marriage and is trying to get out of our tiny hut that we live in.

  • I don't wanna I don't wanna be presumptuous, but that could be you.

  • I mean, doesn't that kind of look like you?

  • You know, with my hair was a little longer.

  • That could be me.

  • And it doesn't look like it's a door.

  • I don't know what that is.

  • It looks like a space to hide something in.

  • I'm very intrigued.

  • I love it.

  • Like I said, I don't control the outcome.

  • No.

  • Only your destiny, baby.

  • Yep.

  • You've told me absolutely nothing.

  • And I enjoyed it.

  • Um, you know, we gotta You will.

  • So you've had no gummies in a while.

  • Is that what you're saying?

  • This is you with no gummies.

  • I'm high on turkey, honey.

  • Gobble, gobble.

  • Okay, yes.

  • Gobble.

  • Gobble.

  • Turkish people love it when we pretend it's the actual bird.

Someone told me that during quarantine.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/01/20
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