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  • Hello fellow youtube-her-her-hers

  • Michael Vsauce here

  • Awkward handshakes.

  • *Laughs*

  • It's a topic thats very important to me, you know

  • People pick all kinds of topics

  • To devote their life to

  • Maybe to make the planet a better place

  • My vow, for my life

  • Is to stop awkward handshakes

  • I've started a charity organization

  • stopawkwardhandshakes.org {real website, totally recommend you visit it}

  • And so far we've got a lot of supporters

  • Who are feeling the same issues that I have

  • Of the pure cringe of an awkward handshake

  • We've all had one

  • So to lessen the blow

  • for all of you

  • that's suffering out there

  • here at awkwardhandshakesstopthem.org

  • we're going to laugh at other people

  • having awkward handshakes

  • because that helps to release a lil' bit of that stress

  • that you're going through

  • don't uh.. don't. don't worry

  • I know what you're going through

  • It's going to be okay

  • Now this one

  • so many people sent to me

  • When it dropped

  • *laughs*

  • And I gotta admit

  • It's pretty funny

  • Okay let's watch

  • *quality music*

  • *slap*

  • Top of the morning to ya!

  • Trump's kid, I swear, is going to be the new Jacksepticeye one day

  • *slap*

  • TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE

  • What is happening here? Can we deconstruct this?

  • I wanna understand where it went wrong

  • She goes in for the high five

  • Kid gets rekt

  • Look at that face, look at that face!

  • That's the face of

  • absolutely out obliterated

  • The kid knows

  • You know it's bad enough that Trump is his father but this

  • this is too much!

  • being humiliated by *HER?* mother

  • he wont stand for it

  • She strikes again

  • Now, shaking, he's infuriated

  • He knows, he needs to make a move

  • *JackSlapticeye*

  • He does the Jacksepticeye

  • Bold move, but very effective

  • Actually no, he looks like a fucking insane person

  • I even sympathize with this kid

  • I'm like dude,

  • this kid's gotta have some issues

  • Y'know when I was a kid

  • No cringe

  • whatsoever

  • *laughs*

  • No

  • oh I'm really cool

  • trust me

  • I am veryy cool

  • I was even cooler as younger actually

  • Y'know I took down my coolness level just so

  • since we're on the Trump topic of handshakes

  • you know he's been in the public eye a lot lately

  • and a lot of handshakes don't seem to work out for him

  • or maybe they are

  • ha

  • let's watch

  • The result might shock you

  • why am I click baiting you mid-video

  • that doesn't make any sense

  • *weird handshake*

  • this one I don't understand

  • it says 'Funny and Racist'

  • Um, excuse me

  • Nope! WEE OOO

  • Those things do not match

  • You cannot.. disgusting

  • I'm gonna tell Wall Street Journal about this right now

  • *alright keep moving along*

  • So what is so funny and racist I don't understand?

  • *bitch no*

  • OOOOOOOOOOHHHH

  • I dunno

  • I think I read somewhere that he's not supposed to shake the hand

  • Yeah he had something in his hand

  • So he's like *random stuttering*

  • Although I think that guy put

  • that thing in his hand so he can blow Trump up

  • I think that's what happened

  • I mean he could easily just put it in the other side

  • But he's like "You know what?"

  • That's not racist, that's just him not liking Trump

  • Good zinger there I would say

  • That was a good zinger

  • Look at Trump's face here

  • You can't really make out the pixel

  • But if you..zoom in

  • *picture enhancing program.exe

  • Closer

  • Can we get a facial scan on that please

  • *ding* Thats right

  • He absolutely just got s-savaged {?}

  • 100 percent

  • OHH handshakes

  • ohhh you ;)

  • How can you get this so wrong?

  • Thousands of years of social interaction

  • and we still haven't gotten past this

  • Have you opened your eyes yet?

  • Go and donate to

  • stopawkwardhandshakes.org

  • You can also donate directly to my PayPal

  • Trust me it's legit

  • It's a legit charity

  • We take ourselves very seriously

  • All the money goes to the organization

  • Moving on

  • *laughs*

  • I'm laughing before I watch it!

  • I love this handshake

  • Let's watch.

  • *give me hug*

  • Oh it doesn't show it

  • This might seem like a normal handshake to you

  • But have you opened your eyes yet?

  • Let's look at that on another angle

  • teh HA HA SHIT

  • *laughing intensifies*

  • Damn

  • You can't just BWAH

  • *laugh* like

  • YOU DON'T DO THAT

  • You can't-

  • I mean you CAN

  • I think we all can learn something from Trump here actually

  • I dind't think I would say that but

  • That was an excellent show of-

  • how to do a boss handshake

  • honestly

  • AYY HE DID IT AGAIN

  • WHY DOES HE DO THAT

  • *laughing intensifies*

  • He is such an asshole *dont say that about senpai bitch*

  • That's such a dick move

  • He is basically saying "hey my penis is bigger than yours"

  • oh okay

  • but THIS

  • THIS

  • IS JUST THE BEGINNING

  • I'm sure you've seen this one

  • We have america *ayy*

  • and we have Japan *oyasumi poodiepai-san*

  • and then we have what I like to call a sexual interaction

  • taking place

  • through

  • purely by

  • a handshake

  • let's watch

  • did you hear that "shall we shake"?

  • Trump knew it was coming

  • shall we shake

  • this face says yes

  • yes we shall

  • Mr. Prime minister

  • oh my god

  • little did he know

  • what he invited himself to

  • he does a hand slap

  • i don't know what's up with that

  • he did THE PULL?

  • he blocked the pull

  • very excellent

  • block of the pull

  • Mr. Prime minister

  • you blocked the pull

  • not a lot of people can pull that off

  • *background speaking*

  • he's laughing a lil' bit to hide the Awkwardness

  • I can really.. - you know that's ... that's also a really good...

  • *background speaking*

  • oh look at me...

  • he wants to maintain eye contact

  • he's trying to make it less awkward

  • but he keeps going.. he's like: HEY LOOK

  • *background speaking*

  • Trump: "Thank you everybody" Pewds: AHHHHHH

  • *laughs*

  • That was the Climax

  • pretty much... *laughs* look at Trump..

  • Why is this so funny to me

  • I have no idea

  • *laughs*

  • *background speaking continues*

  • Trump: We have strong hands.

  • Trump, you know... being the Gentleman he is

  • complimenting the Prime Minister

  • for having strong hands

  • Wait.. "the Infamous Donald Trump"

  • I didnt know this was a thing.

  • Here it comes... what's gonna happen?

  • uh.. oohh...

  • That wasn't too bad...w-what?

  • No, I don't.. I don't see it.. They don't see it..

  • Right now I'm just happy..

  • Trump is President, so I can see him

  • doing more handshakes.. this is very fascinating.

  • This is good for a Research for our Charity.

  • But anyway... I'm not here to just talk about

  • Mr. Trump. I'm here to talk about

  • awkward handshakes. That's where my

  • Passion is. That's where my heart is.

  • And it's an important cause

  • that I don't think a lot of people realise.

  • I've said this before and I'll say it again..

  • we should bow.. surely you can never fuck up

  • a bow... That's all we should do..

  • Just.. BOW!

  • There's no esfalp... esfolp... esfalp...

  • esfol... shut up!

  • *video*

  • EURGHH... *cringe noise*

  • He shook with the wrong Hand...

  • obviously it's awkward.

  • disgusting...

  • This man needs to be killed.

  • I'm sorry.

  • And I know it might seem a lil' bit harsh

  • but this Charity is not fucking around.

  • okay?

  • No more handshakes..

  • Y..You got one strike, okay?

  • You fuck it up once and you're done.

  • You know, I may have fucked up a couple actually *laughs*

  • *laughs* ...but that doesn't matter

  • Reporter: so thinking forward to the navi game, now again best of five *initiates awkward handshake*

  • Reporter: *Awkward babble*

  • OOOOHHHH *cringe noise*

  • There's no saying "Oh, I wasn't ready"

  • that's too bad.. It's already done!

  • That damage is done!

  • *video*

  • EUUURGHH *cringe noise again*

  • AHAH! That hurts meeee *cringy voice*

  • "Oh, I wasn't going for a Handshake

  • I was making expression

  • Thank you for adding me to a cringe compilation...

  • ...you fucking moron! *laughs*

  • He tried to save it...

  • ..No.. no.. no...

  • No.. Just.. NO

  • S..Sorry, you both gonna .. again..

  • You both gonna have to get executed.