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Hello fellow youtube-her-her-hers
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Michael Vsauce here
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Awkward handshakes.
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*Laughs*
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It's a topic thats very important to me, you know
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People pick all kinds of topics
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To devote their life to
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Maybe to make the planet a better place
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My vow, for my life
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Is to stop awkward handshakes
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I've started a charity organization
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stopawkwardhandshakes.org {real website, totally recommend you visit it}
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And so far we've got a lot of supporters
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Who are feeling the same issues that I have
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Of the pure cringe of an awkward handshake
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We've all had one
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So to lessen the blow
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for all of you
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that's suffering out there
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here at awkwardhandshakesstopthem.org
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we're going to laugh at other people
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having awkward handshakes
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because that helps to release a lil' bit of that stress
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that you're going through
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don't uh.. don't. don't worry
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I know what you're going through
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It's going to be okay
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Now this one
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so many people sent to me
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When it dropped
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*laughs*
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And I gotta admit
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It's pretty funny
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Okay let's watch
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*quality music*
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*slap*
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Top of the morning to ya!
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Trump's kid, I swear, is going to be the new Jacksepticeye one day
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*slap*
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TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE
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What is happening here? Can we deconstruct this?
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I wanna understand where it went wrong
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She goes in for the high five
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Kid gets rekt
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Look at that face, look at that face!
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That's the face of
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absolutely out obliterated
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The kid knows
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You know it's bad enough that Trump is his father but this
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this is too much!
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being humiliated by *HER?* mother
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he wont stand for it
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She strikes again
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Now, shaking, he's infuriated
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He knows, he needs to make a move
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*JackSlapticeye*
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He does the Jacksepticeye
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Bold move, but very effective
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Actually no, he looks like a fucking insane person
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I even sympathize with this kid
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I'm like dude,
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this kid's gotta have some issues
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Y'know when I was a kid
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No cringe
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whatsoever
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*laughs*
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No
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oh I'm really cool
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trust me
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I am veryy cool
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I was even cooler as younger actually
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Y'know I took down my coolness level just so
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since we're on the Trump topic of handshakes
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you know he's been in the public eye a lot lately
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and a lot of handshakes don't seem to work out for him
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or maybe they are
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ha
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let's watch
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The result might shock you
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why am I click baiting you mid-video
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that doesn't make any sense
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*weird handshake*
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this one I don't understand
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it says 'Funny and Racist'
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Um, excuse me
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Nope! WEE OOO
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Those things do not match
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You cannot.. disgusting
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I'm gonna tell Wall Street Journal about this right now
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*alright keep moving along*
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So what is so funny and racist I don't understand?
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*bitch no*
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OOOOOOOOOOHHHH
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I dunno
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I think I read somewhere that he's not supposed to shake the hand
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Yeah he had something in his hand
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So he's like *random stuttering*
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Although I think that guy put
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that thing in his hand so he can blow Trump up
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I think that's what happened
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I mean he could easily just put it in the other side
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But he's like "You know what?"
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That's not racist, that's just him not liking Trump
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Good zinger there I would say
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That was a good zinger
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Look at Trump's face here
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You can't really make out the pixel
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But if you..zoom in
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*picture enhancing program.exe
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Closer
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Can we get a facial scan on that please
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*ding* Thats right
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He absolutely just got s-savaged {?}
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100 percent
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OHH handshakes
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ohhh you ;)
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How can you get this so wrong?
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Thousands of years of social interaction
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and we still haven't gotten past this
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Have you opened your eyes yet?
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Go and donate to
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stopawkwardhandshakes.org
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You can also donate directly to my PayPal
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Trust me it's legit
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It's a legit charity
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We take ourselves very seriously
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All the money goes to the organization
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Moving on
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*laughs*
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I'm laughing before I watch it!
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I love this handshake
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Let's watch.
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*give me hug*
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Oh it doesn't show it
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This might seem like a normal handshake to you
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But have you opened your eyes yet?
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Let's look at that on another angle
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teh HA HA SHIT
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*laughing intensifies*
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Damn
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You can't just BWAH
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*laugh* like
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YOU DON'T DO THAT
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You can't-
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I mean you CAN
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I think we all can learn something from Trump here actually
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I dind't think I would say that but
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That was an excellent show of-
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how to do a boss handshake
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honestly
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AYY HE DID IT AGAIN
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WHY DOES HE DO THAT
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*laughing intensifies*
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He is such an asshole *dont say that about senpai bitch*
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That's such a dick move
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He is basically saying "hey my penis is bigger than yours"
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oh okay
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but THIS
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THIS
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IS JUST THE BEGINNING
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I'm sure you've seen this one
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We have america *ayy*
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and we have Japan *oyasumi poodiepai-san*
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and then we have what I like to call a sexual interaction
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taking place
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through
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purely by
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a handshake
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let's watch
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did you hear that "shall we shake"?
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Trump knew it was coming
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shall we shake
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this face says yes
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yes we shall
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Mr. Prime minister
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oh my god
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little did he know
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what he invited himself to
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he does a hand slap
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i don't know what's up with that
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he did THE PULL?
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he blocked the pull
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very excellent
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block of the pull
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Mr. Prime minister
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you blocked the pull
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not a lot of people can pull that off
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*background speaking*
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he's laughing a lil' bit to hide the Awkwardness
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I can really.. - you know that's ... that's also a really good...
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*background speaking*
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oh look at me...
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he wants to maintain eye contact
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he's trying to make it less awkward
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but he keeps going.. he's like: HEY LOOK
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*background speaking*
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Trump: "Thank you everybody" Pewds: AHHHHHH
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*laughs*
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That was the Climax
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pretty much... *laughs* look at Trump..
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Why is this so funny to me
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I have no idea
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*laughs*
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*background speaking continues*
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Trump: We have strong hands.
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Trump, you know... being the Gentleman he is
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complimenting the Prime Minister
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for having strong hands
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Wait.. "the Infamous Donald Trump"
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I didnt know this was a thing.
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Here it comes... what's gonna happen?
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uh.. oohh...
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That wasn't too bad...w-what?
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No, I don't.. I don't see it.. They don't see it..
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Right now I'm just happy..
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Trump is President, so I can see him
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doing more handshakes.. this is very fascinating.
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This is good for a Research for our Charity.
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But anyway... I'm not here to just talk about
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Mr. Trump. I'm here to talk about
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awkward handshakes. That's where my
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Passion is. That's where my heart is.
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And it's an important cause
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that I don't think a lot of people realise.
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I've said this before and I'll say it again..
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we should bow.. surely you can never fuck up
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a bow... That's all we should do..
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Just.. BOW!
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There's no esfalp... esfolp... esfalp...
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esfol... shut up!
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*video*
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EURGHH... *cringe noise*
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He shook with the wrong Hand...
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obviously it's awkward.
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disgusting...
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This man needs to be killed.
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I'm sorry.
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And I know it might seem a lil' bit harsh
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but this Charity is not fucking around.
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okay?
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No more handshakes..
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Y..You got one strike, okay?
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You fuck it up once and you're done.
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You know, I may have fucked up a couple actually *laughs*
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*laughs* ...but that doesn't matter
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Reporter: so thinking forward to the navi game, now again best of five *initiates awkward handshake*
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Reporter: *Awkward babble*
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OOOOHHHH *cringe noise*
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There's no saying "Oh, I wasn't ready"
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that's too bad.. It's already done!
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That damage is done!
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*video*
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EUUURGHH *cringe noise again*
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AHAH! That hurts meeee *cringy voice*
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"Oh, I wasn't going for a Handshake
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I was making expression
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Thank you for adding me to a cringe compilation...
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...you fucking moron! *laughs*
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He tried to save it...
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..No.. no.. no...
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No.. Just.. NO
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S..Sorry, you both gonna .. again..
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You both gonna have to get executed.