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  • *BUuurPPP*

  • HEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

  • Constantly people ask me

  • "What is your favorite game?"

  • And I always reply

  • *windows noises*

  • Honey pop

  • (Mad World - Gary Jules & Michael Andrews) ♫ And I find it kind of funny

  • ♫ I find it kind of sad

  • It really offends me when people say my girlfriend is Marzia

  • cuz my girlfriend is obviously

  • ...

  • TIFFANY

  • (Hi There)

  • *kinda shocked poods*

  • *points to himself*

  • AREYOUTALKINGTOME?

  • (Ya you!)

  • *shocked*

  • HUUUHHHH

  • EUGHH

  • EHRG

  • I THINKIMINLOVE

  • (OooOoOkaaay)

  • I literally cant remember anything right now

  • (Riiiight...)

  • WHut

  • SHe's just goin'?!

  • She's just leavin??

  • *cri evrytiem*

  • I miss her so much ;-;

  • THUUUUU

  • S0-Sorry

  • Uhhh

  • just

  • uhhh

  • um... uhh

  • *pewds is speechless lol*

  • WAITAMINUTE

  • Who

  • Who ARE

  • Who ARE YOU!? *kazzo intensifies*

  • (dont you recognize this ADDDORABLE faceu?) *pewds is a weeb loser*

  • (giggles its key-)

  • OHGGGHHH

  • (-on the bar)

  • Of course I recognize

  • dat bourfita? {?} {what}

  • This is the best game

  • of all time

  • [R.I.P. Headphone users]

  • Okay, where are we now?

  • O my God it's Candy Crush

  • (alright, I'll try to make this quick)

  • Some brilliant man out there was like

  • *burpie*

  • ''Hey Candy Crush is a pretty good game...

  • but wouldn't it be better if we added anime boobs?'' {good idea}

  • Ghawd Damn genius

  • hEY, UNDErTALE, IT'S A PRETTY GOOD GAME!

  • but Wouldn't It Be bEtTer with anime titties?

  • *undertale intro*

  • *blue screen*

  • *tiddies* {THIS MA SHIT}

  • if only life was this easy

  • All you had to do is play candy crush, and you get bitches

  • Y'know this game really is a dream comin' true

  • I think for all of us.

  • And i think i speak for the entirety of mankind when I say that

  • It's such a good game, I'll never get tired of it {me neither poods}

  • Almost there, almost at the climax baby {( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)}

  • here we go

  • SUCCess ;)

  • .

  • ..

  • ...

  • That's what it says in real life as well

  • yAS

  • we did it

  • (see, i knew you had it in ya)

  • awight, where should we go first to hit up those sexy ladies?

  • Bros, leave a comment down right now, and I will pick whatever comment that gets the most-

  • Fitness club! Let's go to fitness club! (Game: Good choice rookie!)

  • *pewds falls in love*

  • TIFFANYY!

  • (Game: ...lit class was canceled. Trying to make good use of the time.) MAIN BITCH!

  • Fuck yeah!

  • (Other one: Hey, listen.)

  • Hell yeah!

  • [assorted grunts and belches]

  • (Game: Is this chick serious? That schoolgirl uniform is a little on the nose, don'tcha think?)

  • Don't judge my girl Tiffany! Shut the fudge up!

  • Ok, c'mon, alright, ehh heh!

  • Heh! aheh! hae hehe aheh

  • (hah hah hah)

  • eheh (haw) eheh (haw) eheh (ha)

  • [distorted eheh]

  • Ok

  • "Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but I just thought you were cute and I HAAD TO SAY HI!!"

  • *sad* ♫ 'Someone Like you' - Adele

  • No, you stop it

  • alright

  • This is how you do it

  • This is how you do it (x2)

  • Oh the pleasure

  • I'm a cool -

  • I'm real cool, Im real cool

  • let's talk to her!

  • *pff*

  • wat

  • Okay, so she's a pure girl

  • uhhh

  • nevermind?

  • WhAt?

  • What was the right answer to that?

  • Fuck, we can't fuck up anymore

  • uhhhhhhhh

  • AnYwAy, wuts your breast size?

  • *laughs*

  • how old r u

  • *pewds imitates her*

  • okay... uuhh lets talk to her one more time

  • *laughs* you literally ju- you literally ju- HA

  • *imitates her* HI my name is Tiffany

  • QUIZ TIME!

  • Wut is my name?

  • EUHA

  • EUHA

  • (ha ha ha ha)

  • EUHA 20 years old

  • *cooly* i know

  • You know, I pay attention to detail

  • I care about women

  • As I am NOT

  • a mysoginetics

  • Oh, bitch is hungry, I forgot, you have to, like, buy them food & shit

  • Alright, so...

  • Purchase gift. Alright, so

  • we should buy tennis balls

  • No, uh

  • she's hungry, okay, food.

  • Would you like ... a wedding cake?

  • Do you like a Sundae?

  • WHY

  • Would you like a fruit?

  • MOTHER FUCKER

  • HAVE A CHEWING GUM

  • YES!!

  • She can't help herself

  • We are going on a date! We are going on a date!

  • Hell yeah

  • HELL YEAH

  • We're going date, We're going date!

  • We're going date, with Tiffany

  • We're going date -

  • OH!

  • BLAUGH

  • AUGH

  • AURRR

  • ERRR

  • EERRR

  • *Cough* *Cough*

  • [Drinking canned beverage loudly]

  • AUGHAAAH

  • Okay, here we go

  • yeah, you like that, girl?

  • Hell yeah

  • He- oh

  • OH OH OH OH OH

  • O-OH!

  • OOOOOOOH

  • HOO-HOO!

  • YES!

  • That's how you do it, bros

  • That's how you get a lady

  • Would you like an orange?

  • MUTHA FUCKA

  • Alright, we're just gonna have to spend all our money on Tiffany

  • She's our main bitch, and that's what we're going for

  • You gotta single in

  • We're going all in on this girl

  • Would you like a tissue?

  • nope

  • Hey girl, would you like a muffin?

  • SO good

  • So good

  • How tall are you?

  • Five foot four, 5"4' Remember this

  • remember dis

  • Okay, alright, some candy?

  • Would you want some pancakes?

  • oh my god sh-

  • She loves pancakes, everyone

  • Okay, she wants a lemon drop

  • Would you like a lemon drop?

  • That's not weird for anyone to give -

  • Hey (aha), here's a

  • lemon drop

  • it's your (a-ha)

  • favorite drink

  • would you like

  • would you like a lemon drop?

  • at school?

  • I made it for you, Tiffany

  • oh

  • ok then

  • When's your birthday?

  • December 22nd

  • December Twenty-Second

  • Dec. 22nd

  • December twenty-se-

  • Remember

  • REMEMBER

  • Was yo last name?

  • Tiffany Maye

  • Oh shit, oh shit, oh ...

  • oh shit, oh shit, please ...

  • please, i don't ...

  • YES!

  • 'Most guys' Hahaha

  • Not me-a

  • aha

  • Aha!

  • (ha ha ha)

  • "I wasted my first kiss on my -"

  • What the fuck does that mean?

  • Our second date, I see

  • Don't fuck this up, Felix

  • The passion level is maxed out

  • I repeat, the passion level ... is maxed out

  • Come on, come on, this could be it

  • NOOOOO!

  • *Anguished crying*

  • (I Can't Make You Love Me - Bonnie Rait) ♫ Cause I can't make you love me if you don't ♫

  • You can't make your heart feel something it won't ♫

  • Here in the dark, in these final hours

  • ♫ I will lay down my heart and I'll feel the power

  • But you won't, ♫

  • no you won't ♫

  • ♫ 'Cause I can't make you love me, ♫

  • if you don't ♫

  • It's the WORST game

  • This game don't understand me

  • Stupid game

  • Stupid girls

  • I hate girls

  • They're the dumbest

  • Dumb girls!

  • EEERGH

  • If you're a girl, unsubscribe now

  • RRGH

  • Now I am a real

  • MYSOGENETICS!

  • So you better watch out!

  • Anyway

  • check out another video similar to this one

  • let me know if you want me to do another part of this

  • I would love to play more

  • Leave a like if you enjoyed

  • And as always

  • Stay awesome

  • BROS!

  • Hey, but bros only!

  • Brofist

*BUuurPPP*

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