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alrighty.
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So, back in the day when I was a high roller, when were you ever high rolling?
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Well, you know, I told you I fed the city breakfast every morning.
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Grits and eggs or something like that.
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Well, anyway, back in the day, I took this chick to Iceland.
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Iceland?
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Is that where all the high rollers gold six hours from Kennedy and the nightclub scene is, you know, is intense.
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And I thought I'd take this chick to Iceland.
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What's her name?
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Vodka.
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She was Lithuanian.
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She was an ass model.
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She asked you what you heard of hand models, right?
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Advertisement, Right.
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She was an ass model.
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She did jeans and magazines and shit.
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Anyway, it was Fashion week in New York and, uh, took her toe.
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Iceland Lavicka, Lithuanian ass model Iceland.
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You took it to the ice so well for 500 bucks will take you on a dog sled riding the glacier dogs like Yeah, And you know the old saying, if you're not the lead dog, the view never changes, right?
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Otherwise, you're always looking at the asshole of the dog in front of you.
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That will be funny in a minute.
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When I get to that part?
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It's funny.
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Now wait in the morning.
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We haven't been to bed yet, and we're tooling across this glacier and I got this hangover that's creeping up back of my neck.
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And guess what?
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I'm looking at you.
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Obviously, you're staring at Theus of the dog in front of you.
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Got it.
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So this dog, out of nowhere, just lifts its hind legs up and puts them in the harness.
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Their It just takes a shit while he's running on his front paws.
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So he's dumping and running all of the same time.
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That's multi fucking tasking, If you ask me, get out of Did it hit?
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You should always hit you, man.
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I didn't know it at the time, but it was profound.
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Profound.
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Yeah, you lost me.
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Well, you know, when I went to prison later on which you called, I had trouble going to the toilet, You know, a privacy thing and I couldn't take a shit.
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I was scared shitless.
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Literally.
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So you know what I thought of you?
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Thought of the dog.
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That's right.
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E thought if that dog could do what it needed to do, so could I save my fucking life.
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Wow, That is profound God.
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And you know it.
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Z People adapt.
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It's like it's like you and I are like, today.
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We didn't know how today was gonna start wrong.
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Wrong.
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What?
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I know exactly how it was gonna start.
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Yeah, but do you know I was gonna end?
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I'm tired of talking to you, Garber wait on me when the money comes in.
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You got four minutes.
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I don't know what he looks like, but he sounds good.
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Fucking tough shit.
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Fucking got a sexy voice.
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Oh, man.