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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK.

  • JOINING ME NOW IS THE EMMY-WINNING HOST OF "FULL

  • FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE," SAMANTHA BEE.

  • SAMANTHA BEE, HELLO.

  • >> HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> Stephen: YOU KNOW, AS GOOD-- AS GOOD AS ANYBODY SHOULD

  • HAVE A HOPE TO RIGHT NOW.

  • >> NO ONE CAN REALLY TRULY ANSWER THAT QUESTION.

  • AT ALL.

  • I DON'T KNOW HOW I AM, EITHER.

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE-- I DON'T ACTUALLY IS HAVE A BONE TO PICK

  • WITH YOU.

  • I DO WANT TO POINT SOMETHING OUT TO YOU.

  • YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE FOR ENORMOUS NEWS.

  • YOU WERE HERE THE NIGHT THAT COMEY WAS FIRED.

  • YOU WERE HERE THE NIGHT OF THE RELEASE OF THE MUELLER REPORT.

  • Y WERE HERE FOR THE 2020 IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.

  • AND TODAY, THE HOUSE MADE HISTORY BY IMPEACHING THE

  • PRESIDENT A SECOND TIME.

  • >> STEPHEN.

  • >> Stephen: YES.

  • >> YOU AND I ARE LIKE AMENTOSE AND A DIET COKE.

  • WE CANNOT-- WE CANNOT COME TOGETHER.

  • WE'RE LIKE TWO GREAT TASTES THAT TOGETHER CAUSE SOCIETAL

  • COLLAPSE.

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

  • IT'S LIKE -- >> Stephen: HOW-- SOMEBODY--

  • LIKE, WE HAVE SIMILAR JOBS.

  • >> YUP.

  • >> Stephen: WE BOTH GO ON TV AND TALK ABOUT WHATEVER THE

  • NATIONAL CONVERSATION IS RIGHT NOW.

  • AND, ALSO, KIND OF REFLECT BACK AT THE CAMERA OUR TAKE ON THE

  • NATIONAL MOOD.

  • HOW ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

  • HOW ARE YOU APPROACHING YOUR JOB?

  • >> WELL, I WILL SAY THIS, I WILL SAY THAT I WAS SO...

  • NEVER GOING TO HEAR ANOTHER PERSON SAY TO ME, "YOU MUST BE

  • SO HAPPY TO HAVE SO MUCH CONTENT TO TALK ABOUT."

  • >> Stephen: OH, YEAH.

  • >> BECAUSE I WANT THIS CHAPTER TO END.

  • I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT DONALD TRUMP ANYMORE.

  • I WANT IT TO-- I WANT HIM TO GO AWAY.

  • SO, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHERE I'M AT.

  • I MEAN WE HAVE-- IT'S OUR FIRST SHOW TONIGHT OF OUR NEW SEASON

  • OF THE SHOW.

  • >> Stephen: MAZEL TOV.

  • >> AND IT-- OH, THANK YOU.

  • AND IT COMES RIGHT, YOU KNOW, ASTRIDE THIS, LIKE, HIDEOUS

  • MOMENT IN HISTORY.

  • SO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT ON THE SHOW.

  • WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?

  • WE'RE ACTUALLY-- I'M SURE IT'S THE SAME FOR YOU-- WE'RE KIND OF

  • PROCESSING THIS IN REAL TIME.

  • >> Stephen: AND HOW DO YOU FIT IT IN TO THE SHOW IS THE THING.

  • I KNOW-- SOMETIMES I'M JEALOUS OF YOU DOING, YOU KNOW, A

  • ONCE-A-WEEK SHOW THAT'S JUST PACKED WITH PENUTS.

  • BUT THIS IS-- I'M GRATEFUL TO BE ABLE TO DO A SHOW EVERY NIGHT

  • BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY BITES AT THE APPLE.

  • DO YOU EVER SAY TO YOURSELF, "OH, MY GOD, HOW I DO FIT WHAT

  • HAPPENED LAST WEEK INTO MY SHOW TONIGHT?"

  • >> WELL, SOMETIMES I'M ACTUALLY GRATEFUL THAT I DON'T HAVE TO--

  • THAT I CAN ACTUALLY JUST PROCESS AS A CITIZEN AND TAKE A STEP

  • BACK AND KIND OF WATCH THE STORY UNFOLD BEFORE WE REALLY DIVE IN

  • THERE.

  • THIS IS ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS.

  • WE DID NOT HAVE A SHOW LAST WEDNESDAY, AS THE CAPITOL WAS

  • BEING STORMED.

  • SO I GOT TO--...

  • SO I DID, YOU KNOW, PROCESS THAT AS, LIKE, A CITIZEN OF THE

  • UNITED STATES, LIKE, WATCHING IT ON MY TV SCREEN, JUST JAW ON THE

  • FLOOR, SO SAD, JUST AWFUL.

  • TODAY I'M HAPPY TO HAVE A SHOW BECAUSE WE CAN TALK ABOUT, YOU

  • KNOW, ALL OF THE ENABLERS WHO MADE THIS HAPPEN.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.

  • >> SO, THAT'S GREAT.

  • THAT'S AN OPPORTUNITY FOR US.

  • >> Stephen: YOU VOTED IN 2016, WHICH WAS THE FIRST YEAR THAT

  • YOU COULD VOTE AFTER YOU BECAME A CITIZEN OF THESE UNITED

  • STATES.

  • >> IT WENT GREAT.

  • FLAWLESS EXPERIENCE.

  • >> Stephen: I WANT TO POINT OUT EVERY ELECTION UP UNTIL

  • THEN, WE DIDN'T HAVE A FARBANIST OFFICE.

  • I'M NOT BLAMING YOU!

  • I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION,

  • BUT STILL.

  • HOW DID 2016 VOTING COMPARE TO 2020 VOTING FOR YOU?

  • >> 2020 VOTING WAS SO-- LIKE, I FEEL LIKE I-- I JUST, LIKE,

  • SKIP-HOPPED TO VOTE IN 2016.

  • I WAS SO EXCITED.

  • I'M GOING TO GET A STICKER!

  • I'M GOING TO VOTE!

  • I'M SO THRILLED!

  • I WAS SO-- JUST, LIKE, THERE WAS SUCH A BOUNCE IN MY STEP THAT

  • DAY.

  • AND THIS TIME AROUND JUST THE WEIGHT OF THE MOMENT WAS UPON

  • US.

  • I MADE SURE TO VOTE IN MORE THAN BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO HAVE

  • THAT REALLY TACTILE EXPERIENCE OF VOTING.

  • SO I STOOD OUT IN THE RAIN WITH MY UMBRELLA, AND I WAS, LIKE,

  • VERY STERN WITH A LOT OF OTHER REALLY STERN PEOPLE WITH OUR

  • UMBRELLAS AS THE RAIN POURED DOWN.

  • AND THEN WHEN I GOT TO THE VOTING BOOTH, I SPOKE-- I TALKED

  • TO MY BALLOT.

  • I WAS SO MAD AND SO SPECIFIC, AND I DID IT PERFECTLY.

  • I BROUGHT MY OWN PEN.

  • I WAS LIKE, "WE'RE DOING THIS AND WE'RE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT."

  • AND THEN I-- I-- I FLIPPED OFF MY BALLOT.

  • AND I SPOKE TO IT.

  • AND I TOLD IT TO... OFF.

  • I WAS LIKE -- >> Stephen: WOW.

  • >> YEAH, YEAH.

  • I HAD, LIKE, A PERSONAL MOMENT.

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

  • >> WITH MY BALLOT.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S MIXED MESSAGES TO THE BALLOT.

  • BALLOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL NOW.

  • >> THE BALLOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL BUT I JUST NEEDED TO

  • SPEAK TO MY BALLOT.

  • I GAVE MYSELF SOME TIME AND SPACE TO DO THAT.

  • >> Stephen: I LIKE THIS PHOTOGRAPH SO MUCH INDEPENDENCE

  • YOU PRODUCING "FULL FRONTAL" OUT IN THE WILD WITH YOUR FAMILY AS

  • YOUR CREW.

  • >> YUP.

  • >> Stephen: I 100% FEEL YOU, GIRL.

  • TELL ME WHAT THAT WAS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR KIDS HOLDING THE--

  • THIS IS-- I ASSUME THIS IS, LIKE, PROMPTER OVER HERE FOR

  • YOUR-- >> YEAH.

  • I THINK IN THAT PHOTO, MY DAUGHTER'S HOLDING THE PROMPTER

  • UP.

  • IT'S LIKE-- IT'S REALLY ON AN iPAD, SO I WAS CONTROLLING THE

  • SPEED OF IT AND EVERYTHING.

  • SO SHE WAS JUST HOLDING IT.

  • AND THEN MY OTHER KIDS WERE HOLDING THE FLEX FILL, WHICH IS

  • LIKE THIS LITTLE FOIL THING THAT --

  • >> Stephen: THAT THING, YEAH.

  • >> THAT REFLECTS NICE LIGHT ON TO YOUR FACE.

  • THEY WERE VERY GUNG-HO WHEN WE STARTED.

  • WE STARTED PRETTY MUCH RIGHT AWAY FILMING BEHIND OUR HOUSE,

  • FILMING THE SHOW.

  • THEY WERE REALLY GUNG-HO AT FIRST BECAUSE I SAT THEM DOWN

  • AND I WAS LIKE, ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DOING.

  • WE'RE MAKING THE SHOW AT HOME NOW, AND THIS IS A FAMILY

  • BUSINESS, OKAY.

  • THIS IS A FAMILY AFFAIR.

  • SO EVERYBODY, WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOU TO PITCH IN.

  • IT'S JUST ME AND DADDY AND YOU GUYS AND WE'RE ALL IN THIS

  • TOGETHER.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S KIND OF NICE IN A WAY.

  • THE SITUATION IS TERRIBLE BUT IT'S NICE TO GET THE FAMILY

  • INVOLVED.

  • >> YEAH, GET EVERYBODY INVOLVED AND THEY WERE INTO IT FIRST.

  • AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "ARE WE--" LITERALLY, THEY WERE LIKE,

  • "ARE WE GETTING PAID FOR THIS?

  • BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT PEOPLE DO THIS AS A JOB, AND THEY GET PAID

  • FOR IT."

  • I WAS LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY NOT.

  • YOUR PAYMENT IS YOUR LIFE THAT WE PROVIDE FOR YOU."

  • AND THEN THERE ARE CERTAIN SHOTS, THEN THEY SORT OF-- THEY

  • PETERED OUT.

  • THEY WERE LIKE, "WE DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.

  • WE HAVE HOMEWORK."

  • AND THEY PRETEND TO BE BUSY ALL THE TIME.

  • AND THERE IS SHOTS WHEN YOU CAN SEE BEAUTIFUL, GLOWING LIGHT ON

  • MY FACE.

  • AND AT SOME POINT THAT JUST FALLS AWAY.

  • AND IF YOU COULD SEE THE WIDE SHOT, IT'S BECAUSE MY TEENAGED

  • DAUGHTER JUST SAT DOWN.

  • SHE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS SO BORING.

  • I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE.

  • UGH."

  • AND SHE WOULD JUST, LIKE, SIT ON A STUMP, AND ALL THE LIGHT WAS

  • GONE FROM MY FACE.

  • I DON'T BLAME HER.

  • I DON'T BLAME HER AT ALL.

  • SHE REALLY -- >> Stephen: THIS IS THE THING

  • I REALLY WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT.

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID NOT KNOW THIS.

  • BUT WHO WOULD GUESS THAT SAMANTHA BEE KEEPS BEES.

  • >> I DO.

  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE AN APIARY.

  • WHY IS IT-- DID YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAD TO BECAUSE ENOUGH PEOPLE

  • WERE SUGGESTING IT TO YOU?

  • THIS WOULD BE LIKE STEPHEN COLBERT REFRIGERATING GRIZZLIES.

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

  • I LOVE IT.

  • I THINK IT'S ADMIRABLE.

  • IS THIS NEW?

  • HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?

  • >> PRETTY NEW.

  • I'VE ONLY BEEN DOING IT FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW.

  • AND I DO THINK THAT IN SOME-- MY ANCESTRAL NAME IS ACTUALLY BEE.

  • IT'S NOT A MADE-UP NAME THAT I CAME TO HAVE.

  • SO I PROBABLY THINK THAT WELL BACK, MANY GENERATIONS BACK,

  • SOMEBODY IN MY FAMILY WAS, LIKE, WORKING ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S

  • PROPERTY AS THE BEEKEEPER, SO THEY SHORTENED IT TO BEE MOST

  • LIKELY.

  • SO MAYBE IT'S IN MY BLOOD AT SOME LEVEL.

  • >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO GO.

  • BUT LET ME ASK YOU ONE QUESTION.

  • I'M AFRAID OF BEES.

  • ARE YOU EVER AFRAID OF YOUR BEES?

  • >> I'M NOT AFRAID OF THEM.

  • I FIND THEM VERY SOOTHING.

  • >> Stephen: BUT THEY HAVE STINGERS AND THEY CAN SWARM.

  • >> I TAKE A SOCIALLY DISTANCED BEEKEEPING CLASS, AND I DID GET

  • GREAT ADVICE.

  • WHEN YOU LIFT THE LID YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

  • YOU HAVE TO PUT A LITTLE SMOKE ON THEM.

  • YOU HAVE TO CALM THEM DOWN.

  • THE BEST ADVICE I GOT IS WHEN YOU OPEN UP THE LID TO DO STUFF

  • INSIDE, IF THEY ALL TURN TO LOOK AT YOU AT THE SAME TIME, YOU

  • SHOULD TAKE THE LID AND YOU SHOULD PUT IT BACK ON, AND THEN

  • YOU SHOULD COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.

  • BECAUSE THEY-- THEY REALLY DON'T WANT YOU INTERFERING WITH THEIR

  • PROCESS THAT DAY.

  • >> Stephen: CAN YOU GIVE ME-- I KNOW YOU'RE A BRILLIANT

  • ACTRESS.

  • YOU CAN GIVE ME THE LOOK A BEE MIGHT GIVE ME THAT TELLS ME TO

  • BUG OFF?

  • >> OKAY, SURE, OKAY, HERE WE WE GO.

  • >> Stephen: I'LL BE YOU, DA-DA-DA.

  • I WANT TO CHECK MY BEES.

  • ( WHISTLES ) LID OFF.

  • OKAY I'M OUT OF HERE.

  • ANYONE LOOKS AT YOU-- AN ANIMAL, MAMMAL, LOOKS AT YOU, GET OUT OF

  • THERE!

  • >> GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GO HOME.

  • >> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF YOU ENJOYED THIS,

  • YOU CAN GET PLENTY MORE SAMANTHA BEE BY WATCHING SEASON SIXTH OF

  • "FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE" WEDNESDAYS ON TBS.

  • LOVELY TO SEE YOU, SAMANTHA.

  • SAMANTHA BEE, EVERYBODY.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE STAR OF "NORMAL PEOPLE," PAUL

  • MESCUL.

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