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  • - Hey!

  • Hey, good looking, guy, hey! (laughs)

  • Wow, this kitchen is so shiny and new.

  • Way better than mine.

  • Whoever owns this must be rolling in the dough.

  • - That would be me.

  • That's right.

  • Since you saw me last, this dough's got himself some bread.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Let me get this straight,

  • you own this amazing kitchen?

  • - Sure do.

  • By the way, your mouth's hanging wide open.

  • Hands, give him a hundo to wipe up that drool.

  • And take one for yourself for being a doll.

  • - I can keep this?

  • - Sure, I don't need it.

  • I haven't needed the dough for years.

  • I sold my secret recipe and the money's

  • been pouring in ever since.

  • And the back massages have been pretty much nonstop.

  • - No way, you have a secret recipe?

  • What is it?

  • - Can't tell you, it's a secret.

  • - You can tell me, I have a secret recipe too.

  • - No, you don't.

  • - Yeah, huh.

  • - No, you don't, you're just an orange.

  • - Nuh uh, I have a secret ingredient.

  • - Okay, then prove it, what is it?

  • - Can't tell you, it's a secret. (laughs)

  • Oh, come on, it's just a joke.

  • No need to be sour, dough. (laughs)

  • - Oh, these jokes are so bad they make me wanna-

  • - Throw up?

  • - Honestly, yes.

  • They're that bad.

  • - No, throw up.

  • - Huh?

  • (Dough exclaims)

  • - Whoa, it's raining Bens!

  • Hallelujah, it's raining Bens!

  • Hallelujah! (laughs)

  • - Okay, getting a little dizzy.

  • - Try not to throw up from being thrown up. (laughs)

  • (Dough exclaims)

  • Whoa, I had no idea getting rich

  • would make you so stuck up, (laughs)

  • - 'Cause I'm stuck on the ceiling, yes, very funny.

  • You wouldn't be laughing

  • if you were in my position.

  • This ceiling is not sanitary.

  • - Look at it this way,

  • you were rich before but now you're filthy rich. (laughs)

  • (Dough groans)

  • It's okay if you don't think my jokes are appealing.

  • 'Cause you are.

  • (Dough exclaims)

  • Doughboy?

  • (Dough mumbles)

  • Hey, Doughboy, hey.

  • (Dough mumbles)

  • I can't hear you,

  • but that's probably because I don't have any ears. (laughs)

  • - What I was trying to say was

  • I would like you to leave my kitchen.

  • - Dough-n't be like that. (laughs)

  • - Your jokes are terrible and annoying.

  • It's my kitchen, I want you gone.

  • (Dough exclaims)

  • - Sheesh, when did you get so saucy? (laughs)

  • Sorry, was that joke too cheesy?

  • - Would you stop already?

  • - Okay, okay, I'll leave.

  • Just tell me where the exit is.

  • - Thank you.

  • It's right over there,

  • past the stainless steel fridge,

  • next to the wood fire pizza oven.

  • - You bought a wood fire pizza oven?

  • - Yes, like I said, I'm very wealthy.

  • Wood fire pizza ovens are extremely expensive,

  • but it's chump change to me.

  • Now would you please stop interrupting me

  • and get out of my kitchen!

  • - Geez, that felt a little over the topping,

  • don't you think? (laughs)

  • - Why are you still here?

  • I just kicked you out, capisce?

  • You're exiled, banished, 86'd.

  • - Fired?

  • - Fine, if you want to put it that way, you're fired,

  • now get out!

  • - No, fired.

  • (Dough yells)

  • - [Dough] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

  • - Well, on the plus side,

  • seems like your expensive pizza oven really works well.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (Dough exclaiming)

  • Well, that wasn't very slice. (laughs)

  • - Oh great, you're still here.

  • - Yeah, I couldn't find the exit.

  • This kitchen's really big,

  • so it wasn't exactly a piece of pie. (laughs)

  • - I think you mean piece of cake.

  • - Sure don't.

  • (Dough exclaims)

  • - You're just gonna take a piece without asking me?

  • Rude.

  • - Agreed, it just makes me sixth. (laughs)

  • - Well, I guess this is it for me.

  • End of the line.

  • Funny, I spent my whole life raking in the dough,

  • getting that money, green backs,

  • and now as I near the end,

  • I realize it didn't even matter.

  • What actually matters in life are your friendships.

  • You know, good times you share with other people.

  • - Whoa, that's pretty deep, dish. (laughs)

  • - That's it!

  • I'm over here delivering my final words

  • and all you can do is make jokes about it!

  • Yeah, I'm a pizza, you got a problem with that?

  • You want a piece of me?

  • - No, but they sure do.

  • (Dough yells)

  • - [Dough] There's too many!

  • - I'm gonna miss that guy.

  • Although he was kind of a weird, dough. (laughs)

  • (upbeat music)

- Hey!

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