Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO

  • OUR "COLBERT QUESTIONNAIRE"

  • EXTRAVAGANZ-ERT.

  • I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING ALONG AT HOME TO FIND OUT IF

  • YOU'RE MORE OF A TOM HANKS OR A MERYLL STREEP.

  • AND IF IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE EITHER ONE OF THEM, COME

  • BACK ON MY SHOW!

  • I'M A HUGE FAN.

  • NEXT UP: THE ONE, AND PRESUMABLY ONLY, GEORGE CLOONEY.

  • GEORGE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, ALWAYS A PLEASURE,

  • SECOND TIME I'VE HAD YOU IN SIX YEARS.

  • THE PACE IS REALLY PICKING UP.

  • I RARELY GET TO TALK WITH YOU.

  • AND IN TV INTERVIEWS, IT'S SOMETIMES HARD TO GET TO THE

  • CORE OF A GUEST IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

  • BUT, OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S MY JOB.

  • SO WHAT WE'VE DEVISED HERE AT THE SHOW IS A WAY TO GET THE

  • ESSENCE OF A GUEST IN JUST 15 QUESTIONS.

  • IT'S CALLED THE "COLBERT QUESTIONNAIRE."

  • GEORGE CLOONEY, ARE YOU READY TO SIT FOR THE QUESTIONNAIRE?

  • >> I AM, STEPHEN.

  • I'M READY.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, HERE WE GO.

  • NUMBER ONE, GEORGE CLOONEY WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH?

  • >> I LIKE A HAM SANDWICH.

  • >> Stephen: JUST-- JUST HAM?

  • YOU DON'T WANT-- >> OH, YOU MEAN THE WHOLE THING.

  • HAM, LETTUCE, TOMATO, A LITTLE MUSTARD ON IT, A LITTLE TOASTED.

  • MAYBE A POTATO BREAD.

  • >> Stephen: VERY SIMILAR ANSWER TO MR. HANKS.

  • OKAY, WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU OWN THAT YOU REALLY SHOULD THROW

  • OUT?

  • >> UHM...

  • MY FLOWBEE, APPARENTLY.

  • I SHOULD THROW IT OUT.

  • >> Stephen: WUF BEEN DOING YOUR OWN LANDSCAPING?

  • >> FOR A WHILE NOW.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE SCARIEST ANIMAL, GEORGE?

  • >> SCARIEST ANIMAL.

  • IN THE SAFARI WORLD, WHICH I DID FINALLY GO ON ONE OF THESE?

  • THE HIPPO.

  • NOBODY-- THE HIPPO IS THE ONE THAT WILL GET YOU.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

  • >> THE HIPPO.

  • >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES, GEORGE?

  • >> OH, APPLES.

  • >> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON A

  • SLICE OF APPLE.

  • >> YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH AN APPLE.

  • YOU CAN MAKE A BONG OUT OF AN APPLE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU!

  • THANK YOU!

  • YOU KNOW-- >> TELL THAT TO YOUR KIDS.

  • >> Stephen: I THINK IT'S WAY TOO LATE.

  • OKAY, HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH?

  • >> YES.

  • MANY PEOPLE.

  • I WAS-- GREW UP IN CINCINNATI.

  • I WAS A HUGE CINCINNATI REDS BASEBALL FAN.

  • I HAVE JOHNNY BENCH'S SIGNATURE.

  • I HAVE JOE MORGAN'S SIGNATURE.

  • I HAVE PETE ROSE'S SIGNATURE ON BASEBALL.

  • >> Stephen: WOW, WOW.

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE, GEORGE?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW.

  • I WAS ALWAYS, FOR ME, NOT A PARTICULARLY RELIGIOUS GUY.

  • I WAS RAISED CATHOLIC, AS UPPER.

  • AND I-- I EVENTUALLY SORT OF MOVED AWAY FROM THAT FOR ME.

  • NOT QUESTIONING OTHER PEOPLE'S RELIGION, JUST QUESTIONIN MY

  • OWN SORT OF BELIEFS.

  • BUT AS I GET OLDER, I START RENEGOTIATING THINGS A LITTLE

  • BIT.

  • AND I... AND YOU START THINKING, WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING.

  • ( LAUGHS ) MAYBE THERE'S A-- MAYBE THERE'S

  • A BAR SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU CAN JUST HANG.

  • >> Stephen: I LIKE THAT.

  • >> I'M RENEGOTIATING AS A AGE.

  • >> Stephen: ANOTHER GOOD.

  • FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE.

  • >> FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE.

  • THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

  • ALL RIGHT, LET ME THINK QUICKLY, WHAT'S ONE I JUST ABSOLUTELY

  • LOVE.

  • I STILL DIG "DIEHARD AM SM BRUCE WILLIS WAS SO GREAT IN THAT

  • SERIES, THE FIRST ONE IN PARTICULAR.

  • >> Stephen: SIDE QUESTION, NOT ON THE CARD, IS "DIE HARD" A

  • CHRISTMAS MOVIE?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

  • IT IS NOT.

  • >> Stephen: WOW, YOU REALIZE THAT IS A CONTROVERSIAL ANSWER.

  • >> I KNOW.

  • BUT IT ISN'T.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THE CANON OF

  • CHRISTMAS MOVIES, "DIE HARD."

  • IF YOU GO TO NETFLIX AND SEARCH "CHRISTMAS MOVIES" I ( BLEEP )

  • NOT, "DIE HARD" WILL BE ONE OF THE ANSWERS.

  • >> CHRISTMAS MOVIES ARE FOR THE FAMILY TO GATHER AROUND AND

  • CELEBRATE BEING TOGETHER AND CELEBRATE LIFE AND, YOU KNOW,

  • AND LOVE.

  • "DIE HARD" SAY SPECTACULAR FILM, AS I JUST PICKED IT AS MY ACTION

  • FILM.

  • BUT "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE" IS YOUR CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

  • >> Stephen: ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO SIT AROUND WITH

  • THE WHOLE FAMILY WITH THE KIDS AND GRANDMA AND WATCH HANS

  • GRUBER FALL OFF OF NOKATOMI PLAZA?

  • >> I'LL TEA YOU WHY.

  • AND THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

  • GRANDMA IS DEAD.

  • >> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT.

  • >> MAYBE THAT'S THE AFTERLIFE.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?

  • >> UHM...

  • I SUPPOSE WE HAVE-- WHAT'S IT CALLED?

  • WE HAVE A FLOWER HERE.

  • LAVENDER.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • >> LAVENDER IS MY FAVORITE SMELL.

  • WE HAVE LAVENDER ALL AROUND THE HOUSE.

  • IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

  • >> Stephen: SUPPOSE TO BE VERY RELAXING.

  • LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL?

  • >> OLD LAVENDER, WHICH WAS THE NAME OF MY FIRST DOG.

  • LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL.

  • WELL, LOOK, I WILL BE VERY STRAIGHT WITH YOU.

  • MY CHILDREN STILL WEAR NAPPIES SOME, NOT ALL THE TIME, NOT

  • DURING THE DAY -- >> Stephen: IN AMERICA, WE

  • CALL THEM DIAPERS.

  • IN ENGLAND THEY'RE NAPPIES.

  • YOU NEED TO BE CONSISTENT, GEORGE.

  • >> I'M IN ENGLAND RIGHT NOW.

  • YOU KNOW, WHEN IN ROME.

  • AND I WILL TELL YOU, ONCE THEY GOT ON TO SOLID FOOD, I DON'T

  • KNOW WHAT HAPPENS FROM HERE TO HERE, BUT SOMETHING-- I MEAN, IT

  • WAS SHOCKING, THAT SMELL, YOU KNOW.

  • >> Stephen: I KNOW THAT SMELL.

  • EXERCISE.

  • WORTH IT?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY.

  • I DO TEFER DAY.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • FLAT OR SPARKLING?

  • >> SPARKLING.

  • I LIKE A LITTLE LIFT.

  • >> Stephen: EXACTLY.

  • THAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER.

  • MOST-USED APP ON YOUR PHONE.

  • >> MOST OF THE-USED-- IN L.A., WAZE TO GET AROUND.

  • >> Stephen: GOOD, OKAY.

  • YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT

  • IS IT?

  • >> UHM, "ALWAYS."

  • ♪ I'LL BE LOVING YOU ALWAYSWITH A LOVE THAT'S TRUE ALWAYS

  • IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SONG.

  • IT'S MY MOM AND DAD'S LOVE SONG.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?

  • >> SEVEN.

  • >> Stephen: NO.

  • DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.

  • >> CLEANING UP AFTER MY KIDS.

  • >> Stephen: GEORGE CLOONEY, EVERYBODY.

  • THANK YOU, GEORGE.

  • YOU ARE NOW KNOWN.

  • CONGRATULATIONS.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR THAT.

  • THANKS AGAIN, GEORGE!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY THE MOUNTAIN

  • GOATS.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO

Subtitles and vocabulary

Operation of videos Adjust the video here to display the subtitles

B1 TheLateShow stephen george george clooney clooney smell

George Clooney Takes "The Colbert Questionert"

  • 1 1
    林宜悉 posted on 2021/01/11
Video vocabulary